Amberlynn Is Heavier Than... - Good idea SweetDee

[JaneThough]

Everyone in this picture

 

[The Queen of Autists]

600 one pound blocks of cheese,
600 16 oz water bottles
150 2 liter cokes
75 gallons of milk
2 current Amy slatons and her fetus Cletus

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

600 one pound blocks of cheese,
600 16 oz water bottles
150 2 liter cokes
75 gallons of milk
2 current Amy slatons and her fetus Cletus

So gross that she's two Amys. I know Amy lost some weight, but she's still fat AF. Amberlynn is fatter than a person who got a TV show for being fat.

 

[JaneThough]

All the Little Rascals, AND original Our Gang combined

 

[Bubblez McGee]

So gross that she's two Amys. I know Amy lost some weight, but she's still fat AF. Amberlynn is fatter than a person who got a TV show for being fat.

I think Amy got down to 275, which would make her less than half of Amber's estimated current weight of 600lbs, but I'm pretty sure she's gained weight during her pregnancy and there's a good chance she might be over 300 lbs again, which would make her a little more than half Amber's weight. However, it has been a while since Amber has uploaded a video and showed anything more than highly filtered pictures of herself, so there's also a chance she's gone above 600 by now. The only thing we know for sure is that she sure as hell weighed a lot more than the 526 that she claimed to weigh in her one and only "weigh in Wednesday" video of 2021, where she never actually showed her weigh in.

Anyway(or should I say AnyWEIGH...ha I kill me!) getting back to the topic, Amber weighs more than the largest watermelon ever grown(over 350lbs), 33 of the largest pineapples ever grown( over 18.25 lbs) 6 of the largest jackfruit ever grown(over 94lbs 2.9 ounces) and 25 of the largest cucumber ever grown(23 lbs 7 ounces).

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Can't weight until she starts pushing into the range of the world's largest pumpkin territory.

 

[Belazy]

2 massive hockey players
6'8 Elmer Söderblom (238 lbs)
and
6'9 Zdeno Chára (249 lbs)
You can add the weight of their equipment (about 25 lbs) for both of them twice, and be right at her weight.
487 lbs + 100 lbs = 587 lbs

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Amber is heavier than the following;

Aeromarine Merlin

U-Fly-It Areolight 103

Kolb Firefly

Milholland Legal Eagle

Hummelbird Ultra Cruiser

Aero Adventure Adventura S

JH Aircraft Corsair

Race Air Skylight and Race Air Lil Bitts

SD Planes SD-1

Sherwood Kub

I could go on...

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

She weighs more than two (and nearly as much as three) inflatable life rafts (the 25 man ones weigh 205 lbs (pictured below), the 50 man ones 355 lbs - and that includes the container) used aboard aircraft carriers.

 

[My Prerogative]

Amberlynn is heavier than Mr.Twister from the Wild Adventures theme park.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

The woman depicted in this vintage Believe-It-Or-Not poster, suggesting that seeing a woman this size was as unusual as seeing one with two heads.