Amberlynn Is Heavier Than... - Good idea SweetDee

[Daisy]

She's heavier than if you put Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson, Eric Cartman, and Fat Albert in the same room.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

She's heavier than if you put Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson, Eric Cartman, and Fat Albert in the same room.

Including the room, right? Lol

 

[Whale Lake 2]

Amber weights more than two Obese to Beasts (220lbs of muscles).

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Amber is heavier than a disembodied heart of a blue whale.

Spoiler: Mild gore

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Assuming a current weight close to 500lbs, Amber weighs more than...

3 miniature horses (150 lbs each)
2 miniature donkeys (200 lbs each)
2 Arnold Schwarzeneggers (249 lbs each)

Inspired by the rather heartwarming video of Arnold being quarantined with his mini hooved friends.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Amberlynn is heavier than she was 24 hours ago

 

[Seed Pod Tits]

Assuming a weight in excess of 500 el bees Amber is heavier than:

18 900 3M N95 masks @ 12grams each.
or
45 WHO ventilators @5kg each https://www.who.int/medical_devices/innovation/hospt_equip_37.pdf?ua=1
or
the family of 4 that live next door to me that I have finally got a good eyeball of during lock down. she's 140 max, he's tall, maybe 200? the two kids are school age but no way take them over 500.

 

[marjoram]

499 pounds

 

[Moonpie]

Amber is heavier than:
The gurney that will be used to carry her corpse out of pillow mountain.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

she weighs more than a vending machine on the smaller scale (400 el bees).

more than two of your average nfl players combined (245 el bees for both players).

more than aaron gibson the heaviest nfl player, even at his heaviest at a hefty 440 el bees.

more than a chassis (330).

tldr hamber is fucking fat.

 

[D_Tractor]

I have to correct you. There is not way she's bigger than Tammy Slaton.

isn't Tammy quite a bit taller than Amber?

 

[faggotprincess]

Amber weighs more than a small adult female moose (441lbs)

 

[pr3nt177]

 

[FrozenJade]

Guys.

Just checked: Adult males (brown bear) may weigh 135 to 390 kilograms (300 to 860 pounds) compared with 95 to 205 kilograms (205 to 455 pounds) for female s.

 

[Wit Shoes]

More than a 54"-wide backhoe bucket used for cleaning ditches.

Which seems an appropriate tool, considering her future.

Not as sexy as a brown bear, tho

 

[FrozenJade]

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More than a 54"-wide backhoe bucket used for cleaning ditches.

Which seems an appropriate tool, considering her future.

Not as sexy as a brown bear, tho

Can you imagine Big L doing something useful for society (not to mention labor intensive) like cleaning ditches? That is what is tickling me

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Watched GetBackers with the goblin, who adores the main characters' car. So of course I look it up.

It takes only 1.8 Ambers to equal the curb weight of a Subaru 360.

The specs of this delightfully stupid little car

 

[FrozenJade]

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No lie, when I did not wear glasses I thought you were comparing a hippo and a big brown bear

also holy shit she is shaped just like what she left in the toilet

 

[Lift Me Up]

Amberlynn is heavier than 227,000 one dollar bills

 

[Bees]

The barbarian twins are 6'1 and in their prime weigh 235 and 245. Thus, Amberlynn is heavier than the Barbarian Twins.