Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

[Army Burger]

Who wants some of my special sauce?

 

[omori]

 

[Army Burger]

Hold the pickle

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Wow! Amazing! Magical!

 

[Army Burger]

Lettuce eat!

 

[Shokew]

There's a Maverick [witch] lurking around here - our mission is to find and exterminate it, soldiers.

 

[Army Burger]

I can be a little cheesy at times

 

[Pargon]

I like to watch scantily-clad gals stuff themselves with food and film it to sell and/or jerk off to.

 

[Army Burger]

You can get me 24/7!

 

[Shokew]

Neo Arcadia has outlawed fast food chains, unfortunately - only the most gourmet of your kind are consumed by us warriors of justice standing against the Mavericks on a daily basis.

 

[Army Burger]

You want some Coke with that?

 

[Shokew]

You want some Coke with that?

Sorry. Water, coffee/tea and the occassional juice (made with natural sugar) only. Anything else gets you treated like a Maverick (witch) here.

 

[Army Burger]

Sorry. Water, coffee/tea and the occassional juice (made with natural sugar) only. Anything else gets you treated like a Maverick (witch) here.

Fine, have it your way.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

My bag is moist.

 

[Army Burger]

I'm here for a limited time only!

 

[Sammy]

squeak squeak

 

[Army Burger]

I'm made with 100% real beef!

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

*swiggle swiggle* bork bork I'm a cute dog!!

 

[Trilby]

Last minute effort for the holidays!

 

[Turanist Shitposter]

Stop breathing out CO2 and just die!!!