Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

[Stranger Neighbors]

@Rat Speaker honey I know you are busy with politics and stuff but will you peg me?

 

[Rat Speaker]

@Rat Speaker honey I know you are busy with politics and stuff but will you peg me?

Soon sweetie, these districts won't clean up themselves!

 

[Army Burger]

Try me once, and you'll be wanting me every day!

 

[edboy]

*jaw drops*
*eyes pop out of head*
*tongue rolls out*
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!
AWOOGA AWOOGA!
EE-AW EE-AW!
BOIOIOING!
*picks up jaw*
*fixes eyes*
*rolls up tongue*
*buries face in ass*
BLBLBLBLBL LBLBLBLBLBLBLLBL
WHOA MAMA

 

[Army Burger]

How thick do you like your meat?

 

[RussianParasite]

How thick do you like your meat?

In our great country we give spetsnaz two choice: tough and stringy or spiced with novichok.

The choice is yours, Mr. Burger.

 

[Army Burger]

You want them big buns, don't you?

 

[Book Thief]

You want them big buns, don't you?

Ick. I prefer Japanese food.

 

[Army Burger]

Don't you want some 100% Real Canadian Beef?

 

[A_Skellington]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Army Burger]

You're lovin' my meat

 

[A_Skellington]

AAAAAAAAAA?

 

[Isaac Cox]

 

[Army Burger]

Chase that drink down with a burger

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

From now on, each and every one of you is gonna wear the baby raper stamp on your fucking foreheads. I'm putting all of you chomos on the net as baby rapers. I'm a retired double agent for the state patrol who puts chief of police in prison for life! Americans! It's time! YYYEEEAAAAUUUGGGHHHHGGHJJHHH

 

[Army Burger]

New year, same old reliable burger

 

[Based Papa John]

R
R E
R E C
R E C K
R E C K O
R E C K O N
R E C K O N I
R E C K O N I N G

 

[Army Burger]

Instead of pizza, why not try a satisfying burger?

 

[Thistle]

*huffs*

Pwease Give Me Ur Nitro

 

[PastryWitch]

*Smiles and rips fingers off.*