a new life | first vlog back | weekly vlog 001 - 10/3/2021 - warning: the smoke detector is still chirping

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God, I can smell her folds.
 
I read one comment that said maybe the Twinkie walking footage was left over from when Thumb was still there.

I have no clue if that holds any weight but I could see her re-using old clips to portray a new motivated persona just so she could cry ''see I'm walking the dog like the skinny KuhWeen I am!''.
It's either old re-used footage, Wipey or a carer (far fetched but still). She'll never admit to any of those things because that would mean admitting to lying and ALR doesn't lie. Ever.
I could see her using old footage as well however the only reason why I don't think its old footage is because the shadow on the right looks like someone who has their hair in a bun. We know the shadow on the left is Hamber for sure, but the shadow on the right reminds me of the pic found of Jade not too long ago. (screenshot courtesy of @mekalekahi)

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Amber seems to want to talk about Jade but can’t. She has expressed as much in a previous stream where she mentions how there’s so much she wishes she could talk about but cant. I wouldn’t put it past her to try and include as many hints of Jade as possible not for our benefit but to slowly get Jade accustomed to being more involved with the videos. It doesn’t really need to be some conniving thing, just Amber trying to see how much she can get away with and how far she can push it.
 
Amber seems to want to talk about Jade but can’t. She has expressed as much in a previous stream where she mentions how there’s so much she wishes she could talk about but cant. I wouldn’t put it past her to try and include as many hints of Jade as possible not for our benefit but to slowly get Jade accustomed to being more involved with the videos. It doesn’t really need to be some conniving thing, just Amber trying to see how much she can get away with and how far she can push it.

I wonder how much that's Jades doing and how much of it is ALR trying to drag it out for content or just not knowing much about her other than she's black and needs a place to live and is willing to be a Butler and Keeper of the Royal Privy.
 
it s no Wonder that Amberlynn is loosing People s interresst...in Moments of Frustration she states, she will not talk about her Weight anymore....she don t EVER want to share her Relationships again...not even when she finally get s married one Day... she will not react to any Haters...she doesn t really want to show her whole Body for her Audiance anymore...
in the End...what is left to talk about in her Life...nothing...and that s why everything is boring in her Vlogs and her Lifestreams...
Btw...it seems like the Reaction-Channel that doesn t have any Problems with the low View is -Sinatra says-....i don t know how to feel about him...cause he s sneakily getting so many Donations out of his Viewers...O.o

Edit because i forgot something...also writing error -.-
She's said all that shit a million times. Most likely she's doing that to drum up interest when she goes back on her word later. A q and a with wipey would get lots of views and she knows this.
 
Amber seems to want to talk about Jade but can’t. She has expressed as much in a previous stream where she mentions how there’s so much she wishes she could talk about but cant. I wouldn’t put it past her to try and include as many hints of Jade as possible not for our benefit but to slowly get Jade accustomed to being more involved with the videos. It doesn’t really need to be some conniving thing, just Amber trying to see how much she can get away with and how far she can push it.
i am so glad someone else noticed it!! Amber thinks she is so clever and want to outsmart wipey XD Amber, you sneaky little Manatee!!
 
Amber seems to want to talk about Jade but can’t. She has expressed as much in a previous stream where she mentions how there’s so much she wishes she could talk about but cant. I wouldn’t put it past her to try and include as many hints of Jade as possible not for our benefit but to slowly get Jade accustomed to being more involved with the videos. It doesn’t really need to be some conniving thing, just Amber trying to see how much she can get away with and how far she can push it.
I think this is why she canceled her stream tonight. Amber pushed Wipey's buttons too hard.
Edit: idk what the hell I did
 
I think this is why she canceled her stream tonight. Amber pushed Wipey's buttons too hard.
Edit: idk what the hell I did
Maybe her Dom is punishing her as we speak! Got big al tied to a mattress and is getting all kinds of punishments doled out on her tiny orifices?


Sorry, I went too far I’m a crazy autistic fck
 
This has to be old material because in her last live there wasn't a beep which also proves that wifey or even a caretaker is there because as we all know she gets nervous even when Becky gets on the first step of a tiny ass step stool. Her ass isn't getting anywhere near that smoke detector.
 
I think Wipey is going to settle and Hamberlynn will eventually be able to "get her out of the closet" so to speak by the time vlogmas rolls around. They both know that month is usually expensive when it comes to gifts, members will dwindle as people will drop her membership fee for their own gifts. Becky isn't coming around to rake in money over to her from the lives. Hamberlynn knows the ONLY way to garner interest is a Wipey reveal. That or try the Chantal method.
 
New life, same shit. Hambeast is without a doubt holding wipey reveal for when the revenue dwindles or when it's most profitable for her.

She doesn't know how to even speak, but she sure knows when to kick up the dust off of her channel to get some money for those journals and ubereats.
 
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