a new life | first vlog back | weekly vlog 001 - 10/3/2021 - warning: the smoke detector is still chirping

[Picnic_Boy]

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Current like to dislike ratio.

The side view of her was quite shocking. I’d forgotten how big she was.Wyświetl załącznik 2595090Wyświetl załącznik 2595091
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That's not a dress, it's her conch. She is a mollusk.

 

[SWEETIE1989]

I like how you can see ambers hagrid silhouette and Wifey's bun do while walking twinkie.

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Notice that the leash goes back to Wipey and not Amberlynn. So who is betting she just went along to flim it and Wipey is the only one that walks the dog? Proof even more if she was left on her own, Twinkie would be using puppy pads with zero walks

 

[Turd Fergusson]

What new life? She basically does nothing new in this vlog. If we were to believe her, she is living alone, ordering food, and putting on make-up. We all know that she is living with a new roommate, but it does not explain the new life.

She has only 41k views in 13 hours. She should have twice this number of views within this amount of time. As someone pointed out, she is not getting the amount in superchats that she used to, and now fewer people are watching her weekly vlogs. Perhaps, she sees her new life as being on the dole.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

If she wasn't such a useless turd with no sense and no worldview, she'd have saved the money from the best years of this and retired long ago.

But no, she seems to be winding down at one of the lowest and poorest points of her life. What an idiot. Did she think the golden goose that was youtube bucks would last forever?

 

[Extra Dainty Gorl]

Hi-res body shots under spoiler. They are massive, just like Al.

Spoiler: Massive pics, you've been warned.

 

[Poop Bun]

When she finally admits that Wipey is there and has been there the whole time she will absolve herself of the lies by saying that her audience forced her to do it to maintain her privacy so it wasn't really a lie.

I doubt that she will ackshully admit that she had been lying about that.

 

[Clown Baby]

I doubt that she will ackshully admit that she had been lying about that.

I know she would never admit it if she didn't have to, but if she accidentally leaves in undeniable proof that Wipey is there her hand will be forced, and that's what I'm expecting. Her editing skills are shit and she's not exactly someone who pays attention to detail. Eventually she will put out a video where Wipey's hand will be in a shot, or an actual reflection of her, a throat clear, something. When she goes live next I expect her paypigs to harp on the fact that there were 2 shadows when she walked Twinkie, let's see how she handles that one.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I like how you can see ambers hagrid silhouette and Wifey's bun do while walking twinkie.

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I know someone else has mentioned it but if you look at the dog lead in relation to the shadow in this picture you can see that ALR isn't holding it it's the figure on the right holding it while she clutches her chest with one hand and holds the phone with the other.

 

[dfranki723]

I read one comment that said maybe the Twinkie walking footage was left over from when Thumb was still there.

I have no clue if that holds any weight but I could see her re-using old clips to portray a new motivated persona just so she could cry ''see I'm walking the dog like the skinny KuhWeen I am!''.
It's either old re-used footage, Wipey or a carer (far fetched but still). She'll never admit to any of those things because that would mean admitting to lying and ALR doesn't lie. Ever.

 

[Queequeg]

That doesn't look like Becky or mama meth...

 

[Owlflaps]

Hmm....That doesn't look like Becky or mama meth...

It was discussed earlier ITT that it is indeed Mama Meth.

Lurk moar, faggot

 

[BeardedWall]

Ugg this shit reminds me of the old school Loveline episodes. Even a LIZARD would go insane after 3minutes of that chirping.

It was DESIGNED to be irritating so you change it and your dumbass doesnt asphyxiate. And she just ignores it and even sleeps with it going? Ugg

 

[Wonky Eye]

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You know she gained weight when the fat is now stored in her lower back, enough to make it hard to see the shelf ass

 

[PiggyPie]

New life? Same shit.

Also, lol fat

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I don't understand why Wipey doesn't change it. If Amber wants to continue the lie that Wipey isn't there, she can always claim management took care of it

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Playing that detective game she says "I'm on my laptop" mmmmmmm, no. She ruined her MacBook months ago cleaning it with disinfecting wipes (which I still think is not the real reason).

 

[RVNX]

At 7:04 you can pretty clearly see the shadows of two people, one of a much thinner person. And I’m not totally sure about this, but at about 7:09, I think you can see the foot of the other person.

Is she really even trying to hide the fact that wipey is there?
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Bold of you to assume the shadow in the first pic isn't her hambeast arm.

 

[numberonegirl]

When the apocalypse descends upon humanity and the earth is deserted only Amberlynn's chokers will remain

 

[BobsonDugnutt]

New life? Same shit.

Also, lol fat

It's the fat person equivalent of " new year new me lol" then proceeds to make 0 changes. The only change is she doesn't have becky to do her bidding anymore.

When the apocalypse descends upon humanity and the earth is deserted only Amberlynn's chokers will remain

They will be sheltered in fat rolls that have been strengthened by the years of preservatives she ingested.

 

[Kitsunehime]

it s no Wonder that Amberlynn is loosing People s interresst...in Moments of Frustration she states, she will not talk about her Weight anymore....she don t EVER want to share her Relationships again...not even when she finally get s married one Day... she will not react to any Haters...she doesn t really want to show her whole Body for her Audiance anymore...
in the End...what is left to talk about in her Life...nothing...and that s why everything is boring in her Vlogs and her Lifestreams...
Btw...it seems like the Reaction-Channel that doesn t have any Problems with the low View is -Sinatra says-....i don t know how to feel about him...cause he s sneakily getting so many Donations out of his Viewers...O.o

Edit because i forgot something...also writing error -.-