Tattoos [9 Apr 18] Horribly Infected Tattoo

[BlueArmedDevil]

Fam, we are going to get blamed so hard if he looses that hand.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Fam, we are going to get blamed so hard if he looses that hand.

So what would our body count be at this point, like 3.1 with the inclusion of Phil’s deceased limb?

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

My thought process went something like this: "Well, I'm not seeing much in the thumbnail. Click to enlarge...still not seeingOHMYGOD!"

 

[:thinking:]

Fam, we are going to get blamed so hard if he looses that hand.

How about we compromise and crowdfund for him to cut off his nose?
I'm donating $100 to the cause.

 

[DragoonSierra]

So what would our body count be at this point, like 3.1 with the inclusion of Phil’s deceased limb?

Real body count: 0
Fake body count: we kill millions of trans people everyday

 

[Count groudon]

Welp we said he'd eventually lose interest in this shit and start begging for pitybux to get them removed.

Guess God is giving him a freebie on this one.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

And he's back to only posting to get the Farms' attention again.

Reckon Phil really believes the shit he made up about us paying his neighbor? Not that he's not fallen for his own lies before now...

I'm sure an infected tattoo won't stop him from getting GRS just to show us he can.

Dance harder, Phil. It's amusing.

 

[grumbleBum]

His previous tats contain white ink, but you can still have allergic reactions to different ink brands as some people do hair dyes. I still don't think this is the case as the infected areas correlate too well with the areas that you can see the artist went really deep.

I think you’re right, it looks like the artist used a fucking mallet and a garden rake in some areas.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

So I'm guessing this sort of interaction was why the thread(s) were classified for awhile?

Nice that he's joining in on the potato jokes though.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

When Phil produces something more entertaining than “One Way” signs in bad Spanish, I’ll consider donating.

Losing an arm would be quite entertaining.

 

[MasterDisaster]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhdAJ56Bf9Ht6FkFb081Y-MAMzEYOi9llR-GOA0/

A potato eats a potato while bitching about his potato blight.

That potato Phil is eating has a very green tint to it. Chances are its been stored under flourescent lights which cause them to undergo a 'transformation'; eating it instead of peeling it off is actually toxic in high amounts.

 

[LtCucumber]

The Blighted One Speaks:

Wyświetl załącznik 424880

Wyświetl załącznik 424881

Wyświetl załącznik 424882

That's cute, he thinks we're feigning "concern". Honey no, we're pointing and laughing.

Also cows that read their own threads are the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Bani]

Pretty sure this is a mix of Phils lack of hygiene and his tattoo place not being on the up and up. Isn't his new haunt trans friendly, vegan and run by some wierd ass couple?

How the fuck would a tattoo parlor be vegan/not vegan? It's like saying you own a vegan hardware store.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

How the fuck would a tattoo parlor be vegan/not vegan? It's like saying you own a vegan hardware store.

Some inks contain animal products. Also some tattoo artists practice on pigs (inb4 joke about the fact that Phil resembles a pig).

 

[JSGOTI]

So I'm guessing this sort of interaction was why the thread(s) were classified for awhile?

Nice that he's joining in on the potato jokes though.

Pretty much, yeah. Because whenever things get 'really hard' for spudders, he latches onto the KF teat and squeals wildly to anyone who will listen about us because we are the cabal of evil and everything that has -ever- gone wrong in his life is our fault.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Pretty much, yeah. Because whenever things get 'really hard' for spudders, he latches onto the KF teat and squeals wildly to anyone who will listen about us because we are the cabal of evil and everything that has -ever- gone wrong in his life is our fault.

He hasn't worked out that Toren is one of our agents, has he? Because paying him to evict Phil from his bedroom was the best money KF ever spent. I know everyone here would be really upset if the popular agent Toren got his face beaten in with a bike lock.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

He hasn't worked out that Toren is one of our agents, has he? Because paying him to evict Phil from his bedroom was the best money KF ever spent. I know everyone here would be really upset if the popular agent Toren got his face beaten in with a bike lock.

Careful now. He might organise a Kengle Line of protesters.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I think it's more the beating your mom and fucking over anyone who ever tried to help you, spudders.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Phil 'no one calls me Izzy Hell' Delici doesn't seem to understand that OPL selling his flag for 100$ means there's an actual 'trans'action taking place; monetary funds are being exchanged for an object of (questionable) value.

If you need 100$ so bad earn it.

Also while we're on the subject do you think the Kiwi Farms is some sort of clubhouse where we do donation drives and put up our collection of cow memorabilia? Any of the things purchased off Chris tend to be made by parties outside of the forum.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I’ve never followed Phil all that closely, so forgive me for the dumb question. Do we call him a potato because he’s obviously, painfully Irish in spite of his retarded fixation on the latinx thing, or are we just using internet parlance for really goddamn stupid?