Tattoos [9 Apr 18] Horribly Infected Tattoo

[Mariposa Electrique]

Fuck me that artist hits like a hammer. I can kind of forgive it though, as Hooves looks to have difficult skin.

From seeing this I'd almost definitely call it a dirty needle/cross contamination within the studio jobby. There's no surface dirt or irritation bar tightness of the skin and slight swelling of the limb, and for it to look the way it does at day five, that's the only way I can see that this has happened.

It might even have been something as simple as the artist forgetting to change his gloves during an ink/needle change or bathroom break, and then locking the contamination in with the cling film for a few hours. We'll never know!

I love the Farms for that too, so many knowledgeable sausages on here almost all the 'tism and shitposting!

It might not even be the artist's fault. Who's to say that Phil didn't pick his nose or some other disgusting parts of his body in between breaks. The artist could have also intentionally used a dirty needle to discourage Philthy from returning. It's so ironic, Phil lies about getting a new vagoo when he can't even care for simple wounds that could have been taken care of very early on.
It's quite poetic really, the tattoo seems to be a metaphor for his lies about transness and a new vagina being eaten away by his own filth.

 

[Ruin]

It might not even be the artist's fault. Who's to say that Phil didn't pick his nose or some other disgusting parts of his body in between breaks. The artist could have also intentionally used a dirty needle to discourage Philthy from returning. It's so ironic, Phil lies about getting a new vagoo when he can't even care for simple wounds that could have been taken care of very early on.

Look at pictures of his hands, they're so filthy his fingernails are black and you can literally see multiple layers of grime on his skin. I'm reasonably sure this infection was simply caused by Philthy picking at scabs with his diseased walrus mitts.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Jesus christ the horizontal lines of the design and text on his tattoo just make his hand look bloated like a cadaver. It might just be his hands but it certainly doesn't help.

Its like how fat people shouldn't wear striped shirts I guess.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Pulling a Tommy Tooter on us?

Guess we have to "Pay to Play", boys!

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhdAJ56Bf9Ht6FkFb081Y-MAMzEYOi9llR-GOA0/

A potato eats a potato while bitching about his potato blight.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Is Phil trying to blackmail money out of the people in this thread using his own death as the threat?

I'll call that fuckin' bluff all day long.

 

[Cosmos]

I consider it a miracle that Phil (to my knowledge) hasn't gotten an infection before. He's absolutely covered with tattoos and his hygiene is atrocious; I really fucking doubt he puts much effort into tattoo aftercare. Maybe his immune system is just really strong because it had to adapt to the filth Phil chooses to live in.

 

[Slowboat to China]

The Blighted One Speaks:

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Hey, I think this is the first time a cow's reacted to me! Neat. Since it's Phil, though, I should probably be watching out for Nurglings climbing out of the drainpipe.

Dude still needs to go to the ER. That's what it's for. Nobody here is going to pay his unwashed ass for engaging in actual self-care, rather than the ice-cream-for-dinner version Tumblr likes. What's he trying to do, here? Hold himself hostage?

ETA: Also, do we have any details on those "transmisogynistic downstairs neighbors" we're supposedly paying to harass him? I must have missed a meeting, because I thought the harassment budget was tapped out for this quarter.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Idk, I looked up MRSA tattoos on Google.


MRSA is an extremely serious staph infection.

I've had cellulitis before (finger infection) and it was among some of the worst pain in my life. It hurt like a bitch. His looks fucking horrifying and needs medical attention immediately.


Not only that, but he can literally peel the skin off along with the tattoo. That's not normal, that's Texas chain saw level shit.

At this point I'm surprised he doesn't have necrotizing faceities (how ever you spell that word)

 

[Positron]

Pulling a Tommy Tooter on us?


Guess we have to "Pay to Play", boys!

More like "pay to stop playing".

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhdAJ56Bf9Ht6FkFb081Y-MAMzEYOi9llR-GOA0/

A potato eats a potato while bitching about his potato blight.

Backup in case he makes the vid private

[Transcript]
If Kiwi Farms is known for something, it would be their disproportionate response versus CWC's "unclit" versus my left hand that's healing from a tattoo. You know what's familiar? They scream infection and MRSA and nothing came of it. I might just not bath for a couple of weeks and it will get better by the fortnight (shakes potato-like head). Ahem I just eat my potato instead until they send me a hundred bucks... I've been eating potato all day... Funny they actually call me a potato but... ah well.

 

[JSGOTI]

ETA: Also, do we have any details on those "transmisogynistic downstairs neighbors" we're supposedly paying to harass him? I must have missed a meeting, because I thought the harassment budget was tapped out for this quarter.

Our harassment budget was tapped out because we funneled it into coercing the local tattoo shops to use tainted ink for all future appointments. But I'll be damned if that expenditure wasn't completely worth it.

In regards to the downstairs neighbor that is just sick of Phil, Slingblade, and all the noises and smells that come from that apartment, I dipped into the hotpocket fund to back this operation, because we can't risk losing that operative.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

I might just not bath for a couple of weeks and it will get better by the fortnight.

You can't threaten to stop doing something that you don't do in the first place Phil.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Maybe he's trying to get money out of us by putting a value of money on his life.

Of course, if he's only worth $100 by his own estimate then the literal ink in his body is worth more than his own self-estimate of worth regarding his life. And that ink may or may not be poisoning his blood right now.

What value??? He's never valued his shitty life, so why should we do it for him. Phil, I'm going to laugh my ass off when you get kicked out of pre op waiting room for your GRS surgery (which of course is a lie) because of you know, instead of being smart for once in your miserable life to get medical help for your MRSA infection, you instead try to extort money out of people on the farms. It's not that we care about your life, believe me, we don't. It's just that if you die, we won't be able to laugh at you for all the idiotic, delusional shit you do on a daily basis. Also, you apparently only read.your forum, because if you read CWC's forum, which again, you don't, then you would know the farms are not paying him, but the idiots on eBay are. And yes Phil, in case you're wondering, I just wired $5,000 to your downstairs neighbor. He past his training top of the class...fucking moron.

 

[Positron]

Pretty sure the cup contains VEGAN potato milk.

I just wired $5,000 to your downstairs neighbor. He past his training top of the class...fucking moron.

Oh it was actually 0.8 bitcoins, which is slightly more than $5000 USD.

 

[:thinking:]

I'll pay $100 if he cuts off his nose first.

 

[DragoonSierra]

More like "pay to stop playing".



Backup in case he makes the vid private

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[Transcript]
If Kiwi Farms is know for something, it would be their disproportionate response versus CWC's "unclit" versus my left hand that's healing from a tattoo. You know what's familiar? They scream infection and worse and nothing came of it. I might just not bath for a couple of weeks and it will get better by the fortnight (shakes potato-like head). Ahem I just eat my potato instead and send me a hundred bucks... I've been eating potato all day... Funny they actually call me a potato but... ah well.

So he admits he doesnt bathe and fast-talk asks for 100 bucks all in one video. Why would I pay 100 bucks when you entertain me for free?

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Pretty sure the cup contains VEGAN potato tard cum.


Oh it was actually 0.8 bitcoins, which is slightly more than $5000 USD.

Make sure you eat the skin, Phil. Thats where the vitamins are. And no Im not talking about the skin on your arm. Drink that non-vegan mi1k too. Its good for your bones.

 

[lolcow field researcher]

More like "pay to stop playing".



Backup in case he makes the vid private

https://vimeo.com
[Transcript]
If Kiwi Farms is know for something, it would be their disproportionate response versus CWC's "unclit" versus my left hand that's healing from a tattoo. You know what's familiar? They scream infection and worse and nothing came of it. I might just not bath for a couple of weeks and it will get better by the fortnight (shakes potato-like head). Ahem I just eat my potato instead and send me a hundred bucks... I've been eating potato all day... Funny they actually call me a potato but... ah well.

I'm new to this cow but I don't know if I can handle this. this video made me cringe harder than the staph tat did. the voice, the teeth, the potato head, the turkey gobble jiggling as he talks, the breathing, chewing, the stupidity. my god what a disgusting person. how can anyone stand to be around him?

 

[GV 002]

Mind you, only a SMALL portion of Phils ink is actually from the artist here in Portland.
The vast majority of it is by Sonju Rattler from Tattoo 13 in Oakland.
But you're not entirely wrong though, because the vast majority of his ink looks like the sort of ink that some of the people I work with have, that they had done 30+ years ago or did at home when they were younger. Not brand new and fresh, which it looks like BOTH of Phils major tattoo artists are more than capable of doing, judging by their galleries.

While they're not exactly mindblowing artists, i'm confident to say that they're not exactly scratchers, either.
Sonju Rattler
Chaz Vitale Page

And to no surprise of I imagine anyone, ever... not a single piece of Phil ink can be seen in either artist gallery.
Go figure.

EDIT:
I forgot to add this really important part, @Chanbob, the weekend after the tattoo, according to Phils calendar that he posted for everyone to see, he was supposed to spend the entire weekend cleaning his apartment.

And if you remember correctly, it's pretty philty(hahahaha, see wut i did), so could that have contributed as well? Or is the only real feasible cause have something to do with the tatt shop?

His unclean surroundings definitely contribute to the problem, but his previous tats haven't degraded into infection this fast. I'm certain the contamination happened studio side and Hooves just made it worse.

Did some quick googling and I say its a cutaneous ulceration due to an allergic reaction to the white ink.

http://www.cmaj.ca/content/186/12/935

Also this article may suggest that Phil has Crohns disease (lol)

Here are some similar pictures of allergic reactions to tattoo ink. If this was something other than white ink the end result might look real bad but that area is going to look like garbage for at least 4 weeks

Spoiler: Gross

http://www.e-ijd.org/viewimage.asp?img=IndianJDermatol_2012_57_6_439_103062_f7.jpg

His previous tats contain white ink, but you can still have allergic reactions to different ink brands as some people do hair dyes. I still don't think this is the case as the infected areas correlate too well with the areas that you can see the artist went really deep.

The Blighted One Speaks:

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Hey Izzy Shill,

How about you actually look after the ink you blow your tardbux on, or is that not crust punk enough for you? I mean of course, as a strong independent womyn potato LARPing-Latino thing, there's nothing more punk than begging.

None of us care if you get help or not, but you'd be a fool not to see a doctor. Bet you're feeling pretty rough around now. We're not giving you money.

Great example of what not to do for young artists though, thanks for the PSA, ballbag!

 

[nvrwastetree]

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Pretty sure the cup contains VEGAN potato tard cum.


Oh it was actually 0.8 bitcoins, which is slightly more than $5000 USD.

Oh shit, that's right. My apologies. I had to dumb it down for Phil because he would have never been able to figure out the conversion rate for bitcoins. Also Phil, if you've been eating potatoes all day, you would be sick right now. That, and it looks like youre eating a green potatoes or overcooked potatoe. Doesn't surprise me since you can't cook.

 

[DragoonSierra]

the turkey gobble jiggling

Every time people mention that it makes me laugh. I still think he has a goiter.