FIGGIN 9/10/16 - Phil posts a suicide note - DO A FLIP, FAGGOT

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

So, what are we thinking?
2 days until he's back to sperging about weed and welfare? 3?

 

[An Ghost]

Also, Facebook reviewed my report and apparently it doesn't violate their community standards. Thanks, Zuckerberg.

It took months for Terryberrys knife neck wound selfie to be deemed self harm. Facebook just doesn't give a shit

 

[Melkor]

lol it's not to prevent a suicide it's to generate butthurt comments by Phil if the police actually take him in

That'd make me indirectly responsible for his well being.

Look on the bright side! Such a facebook status doesn't help his SSDI review.

 

[repentance]

How will Phil keep getting high off of peoples attention if he ends it? Say it ain't so ADF, what would Chairman Mao say?

Someone as useless as Phil would have survived about 3 minutes under Mao.

 

[Melkor]

OW the EDGE!

 

[Picklepower]

Someone as useless as Phil would have survived about 3 minutes under Mao.

I know but ADF needs to believe.

OW the EDGE!
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Out of all the Trans I would hope Phil is not the sanest one.

 

[Goofy Logic]

So he forgot about his suicide already?

 

[Melkor]

So he forgot about his suicide already?

The post itself has either been deleted by him, or Facebook wised up.

 

[CatParty]

The post itself has either been deleted by him, or Facebook wised up.

They are friends only posts

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

So he forgot about his suicide already?

This the problem with kids today they just don't commit to anything.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Stage 6 meltdown when

 

[Melkor]

They are friends only posts

I'm on his friends list.

 

[Keine]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Fucking APPLY YOURSELF, FAGGOT.

 

[Dain Bramage]

Taters threatens to off himself.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

That's two "trannies" pulling the "one day away" line out.

Also reset the clock, see you tomorrow, Phil, etc., etc.

 

[Ravenor]

All jokes aside, it really looks as if Phil cannot survive without an antagonist.

Oddly enough he can't, he NEED's a visable bad guy to point at an go "You see that guy over there? He's the reason I fail HE'S the reason I'm stuck doing XYZ" back when this area was viable to him without signing in he LOVED it and HATED it at the same time and it lead to a rather difficult question for him although he didn't realise it - We where able to document an explain in a very visible way just why he fucked up, but we where also a very visable bad guy he could point to, and since we removed that for him he's back to his old tricks.

Stage 6 meltdown when

Honestly not long, but he'd need to go through a stage 5 Chimp first - The stage 6 is purely hypothetical.

I'm on his friends list.

I think most of us are.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Sanest?" Wasn't he boasting he was insane awhile back?

 

[repentance]

OW the EDGE!
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Fire did the "one bad day thing first". ADF can't even come up with original dreck.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

How will Phil keep getting high off of peoples attention if he ends it? Say it ain't so ADF, what would Chairman Mao say?

 

[neverendingmidi]

Looks like most of northern Kazakhstan tbh /offtopic

I hope Phil's bloated corpse won't cause that much damage to Portland! Isn't there a bridge into a nice, convenient fast-flowing river he can use? I hear the fish are hungry this time of year. Think of the environment and all.

That's not very nice. Do you want the river to catch fire from that much toxic waste? That's Ohio's trick.