FIGGIN [4 July 18] Daddy Rape Day Wanking, 2018

[nvrwastetree]

Of all the heinous, despicable shit Phil has said and done, lying about his father sexually abusing him for attention has got to rank among the worst. The only thing I can think of that tops it is him assaulting his disabled mother because she wouldn't give him money for weeaboo shit and telling him to get a job to help contribute to the household. And all because he got a spanking because he was bullying little kids. Phil probably should have had more ass-whuppings growing up. You can't whup the tard out of someone, but he might not have turned out to be such an undisciplined, loathsome wretch.

Like I've stated in another thread, if there was a alternative timeline/universe where everyone still existed, I could see Angelo teaching his mentally handicapped son wrong from right, obtaining custody of Phil, and Phil ends up learning to be a respectful, productive person toward society. This Phil has gone to therapy, was valedictorian at his high school graduation, went through med school at John's Hopkins where he specialized in urology with emphasis on gender reassignment/identity, has a technique named after him for said surgery. In his personal life, his mother and father are around and love him, he has a loving girlfriend/wife and three kids, owns a nice sports car, and a nice house, isn't on SSI or tardbucks, and has alot of friends...hell, maybe he's even a member of that alternate timelines kiwi farms, and above all, he is happy and has made his parents proud. But unfortunately, that will never happen, and Phil will ultimately stay the lying, selfish, self centered, insufferable prick he is today. What a life you could've had Phil, if only you weren't completely a stubborn tard.

 

[AnOminous]

Like I've stated in another thread, if there was a alternative timeline/universe where everyone still existed, I could see Angelo teaching his mentally handicapped son wrong from right, obtaining custody of Phil, and Phil ends up learning to be a respectful, productive person toward society. This Phil has gone to therapy, was valedictorian at his high school graduation, went through med school at John's Hopkins where he specialized in urology with emphasis on gender reassignment/identity, has a technique named after him for said surgery.

No way a defective mongoloid like Phil could ever have been a doctor. A burger flipper maybe.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

No way a defective mongoloid like Phil could ever have been a doctor. A burger flipper maybe.

I’ve often thought he could have done okay if he’d been pushed towards a job that exploited his autistic interests. Something related to roads, perhaps.

 

[nvrwastetree]

No way a defective mongoloid like Phil could ever have been a doctor. A burger flipper maybe.

Well, if not a doctor, how about a janitor or a sewer cleanup person??? I mean, Phil's already used to the smell, so it wouldn't phaze him.

 

[Adamska]

I’ve often thought he could have done okay if he’d been pushed towards a job that exploited his autistic interests. Something related to roads, perhaps.

Oh I could see him working at a toll booth or the DMV in a fairly non-demanding job if he had responsibility punched into him. Shame he was just such a shit person to start with, and I mean in attitude, I'm not counting his brain malformations.

 

[Bassomatic]

No way a defective mongoloid like Phil could ever have been a doctor. A burger flipper maybe.

Phil couldn't make it at Wawa. Wawa does work you hard but treat you right, it wasn't due to anything other than Phil being a total fucking retard in his behavior, not his work ethic, or standards that got him fired.

He's too far gone to do things in a job, that he could in theory do because his 'tude and over all cooked social brain cells. While he may have the IQ to super size it for you or flip the burger, he has a history he can and will do some dumb shit and can't keep that job due to it.

 

[Adamska]

Phil couldn't make it at Wawa. Wawa does work you hard but treat you right, it wasn't due to anything other than Phil being a total fucking exceptional individual in his behavior, not his work ethic, or standards that got him fired.

He's too far gone to do things in a job, that he could in theory do because his 'tude and over all cooked social brain cells. While he may have the IQ to super size it for you or flip the burger, he has a history he can and will do some dumb shit and can't keep that job due to it.

You, you do know I was being hypothetical (like the past three or four posts before mine) with what he could best get based on if Angelo did smack some sense into him, right?

 

[Bassomatic]

You, you do know I was being hypothetical (like the past three or four posts before mine) with what he could best get based on if Angelo did smack some sense into him, right?

Ah.

Well in that case, yes. PA is also really good with their mentally ill to work programs, leaving would be the worst move he could have made in regards to employment.