4 hour livestream - 7/15/2021 - in which Amber wants us to go to XPJournal.com and use discount code: amberlynn

[behavioral swamp thang]

This is why Twinkie is scared shitless of Amber. Chihuahuas are one of the smartest breeds.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Wow, 4 hours of Victimlynn not understanding how her behavior is bad and mal-adaptive while buying yet another overpriced journal about personal growth, something she has avoided doing for the last 30 years. Yes, self-help journal number 1 645 123 135 415 344 is surely going to do the trick this time around. I mean, IT CAME WITH A PEN, YOU GUYZ. Hilarious.

I wished I could be this oblivious to my own behavior. I would call this lack of self-reflection a super power if I weren't sure it's just her lack of intellect preventing her from realizing that actions have consequences and that your feelings are not those of others. Her lack of emotional development is absolutely astounding.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I realized I forgot something. At the end. Big Al is texting someone, not paying attention to the chat at all. That's right, Big Al. Ignore the people paying you to be there.

She also spent an inordinate amount of time playing with her hair and eye fucking herself in the camera at the end.

She says she wished we could meet her in public because she's just a fun gal! Thank you, no. It is abundantly clear that who you are on camera is who you are in reality,

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I realized I forgot something. At the end. Big Al is texting someone, not paying attention to the chat at all. That's right, Big Al. Ignore the people paying you to be there.

She also spent an inordinate amount of time playing with her hair and eye fucking herself in the camera at the end.

She says she wished we could meet her in public because she's just a fun gal! Thank you, no. It is abundantly clear that who you are on camera is who you are in reality,

Plus there was that one person who did meet her in public recently and debunked that.

Short memorylynn as usual.

 

[dfranki723]

Ugh, Becky shut the fuck with crying over fatphobia. Why the fuck is your nasty ass defending the cunt who has fat shamed YOU over and over again. I guess it was way too hopeful to assume she'd stop the arselicking.

ALR fatphobia has nothing to do with the way you are treated, you're a useless, smug narcissist with malice deeply embedded in your 600lb disease ridden corpse. I've watched 3 hours of this shit and I'm surprised at how boring these two truly are. It's bad normally but it's worse when in longer doses.
Please Hamber, tell us some more about how you hate yourself whilst staring lovingly at your lumpy, dry ass reflection for God knows how long.

It's so awful that Twinkie looks so tiny when wedged inbetween these when we know the poor sod is actually grossly overweight.
I don't think I can take much more of the pretending to be dumb nonsense. We know what you're doing Tubby, it's not cute or charming because everyone knows you're faking it. You do not come across as some dainty, lovable bimbo. You come across as a desperate attention seeker.

And gorl please for the love of God start washing your face.

E - Oh, she has ADHD too? Impressive illness Al. Congrats.

 

[Lucille's Brands]

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she said she didn't know who josh was. he should aim the harpoon of love on our heartbroken gorl and ask her out to lunch!

That's a narc snub, she knows exactly who he is. She'd give up ordering take out before she'd ever admit that she knows who he is, though.

Pretending not to know those she does ( on Zachary Michael, Amber said 'who that?', when she'd reacted to his video on her, previously), is her go to attempt at belittling anyone she perceives as a threat - she hasn't acknowledged them, therefore they as good as don't exist. It's one of her more petty, infantile traits.



The above also ties in to her treatment of Becky, particularly when the Live chat is too Becky-centric.

 

[I hate mondays]

Wow, 4 hours of Victimlynn not understanding how her behavior is bad and mal-adaptive while buying yet another overpriced journal about personal growth, something she has avoided doing for the last 30 years. Yes, self-help journal number 1 645 123 135 415 344 is surely going to do the trick this time around. I mean, IT CAME WITH A PEN, YOU GUYZ. Hilarious.

I wished I could be this oblivious to my own behavior. I would call this lack of self-reflection a super power if I weren't sure it's just her lack of intellect preventing her from realizing that actions have consequences and that your feelings are not those of others. Her lack of emotional development is absolutely astounding.

You missed the best part, as ADHD pointed out: pretty sure she gets commissions on these journals if they sell with her code. I wonder who reached out to Journallynn to have her do this.

 

[Cosmologic]

all this stream proved to me was that amber is truly insufferable and turns into a mega bitch when all the attention isn’t on her. she’s obsessed with herself. she takes no interest in
becky whatsoever and can barely contain her narcissistic tendencies long enough to really give becky room to speak. she barely pays attention to anyone outside of herself.

a few interesting takeaways though:

• she said that becky was still trying to continue a sexual relationship, which becky then admitted to. she said that becky told her “friends can still have sex” and that becky had tried to initiate sex the night before. barf.

• she says she no longer vlogs anything interesting about her life because her friends are finally telling her they don’t want to be in her videos. she seemed kind of upset about that, as if she’s always been good at portraying everyone in a flattering way and like her channel has never been a source of drama for her friend group(s). i seriously doubt she has that many friends so i guess she means eric and ricky, or maybe hannah and rafe? at this point i can’t think of anyone who would go out of their way to spend time with her.

• she refuses to have mods on her stream. after saying this she’s hit with an onslaught of negative comments that completely overtake the chat, with her remaining defenders trying to get her to just block all the negative people and keep the chat more positive. amber ignores this advice and victimizes herself for about half an hour. it’s obvious she doesn’t want mods because she makes more money from her haydurs than her actual fans. people paying her $5 to tell her she’s fat are the ones financing her lease at the moment.

• because she is absolutely fucking insane, she addressed her desire to still have children and talked about how difficult the hysterectomy had been. she says she’s still considering fostering or adopting, which means she’ll be trying to get a new indentured servant from kentucky child services at some point in the future.

• she claims to be friends with eric and ricky still, which i find insane and untrue. they clearly didn’t like her and only tolerated her presence for becky’s sake.

• i just thought it was annoying that she made becky participate in the live for an hour and a half because she couldn’t be assed to do it. without the help of other people, she would never be able to do anything on her own. she could make a pretty penny from these lives if she gave a shit, and she doesn’t.

anyway i’m shocked she really kept at it for 4 hours straight. i’m betting that next tuesday she’s going to cancel because she’s still recovering from the streamathon.

 

[dfranki723]

I knew she'd milk this fucking hysterectomy shit.
She knows full well how sympathetic people are to women who have lost the chance to bear children but those women genuinely want a child to love and raise, that's why it's heartbreaking for THEM.

She doesn't want kids, she wants pity, she wants coddling, she wants a plaything and would 100% neglect them and abuse them if they ever did anything she didn't like.
It's just Fatty thinking everyone will lick her arse because she brought cancer upon herself that fucked her ability to squeeze out babies.

She never went on these ''I want babieeeeees so muuuuuuuuuch'' before the cancer bollocks. Bitch is insanely manipulative.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

• she said that becky was still trying to continue a sexual relationship, which becky then admitted to. she said that becky told her “friends can still have sex” and that becky had tried to initiate sex the night before. barf.

What the actual fuck?

I wasn't going to watch this stream but I might have to now. Like what the fuck.

Becky isn't going anywhere then. They are getting on better, they are back to calling each other babe and now they might be shagging again. What the fuck.

Becky doesn't have the balls to leave but it seems she has the balls to fuck. This is bizarre.

 

[Strong Tomato]

What the actual fuck?

I wasn't going to watch this stream but I might have to now. Like what the fuck.

Becky isn't going anywhere then. They are getting on better, they are back to calling each other babe and now they might be shagging again. What the fuck.

Becky doesn't have the balls to leave but it seems she has the balls to fuck. This is bizarre.

Yeah, I was pretty convinced they were totally done with each other until they said all that yesterday. Becky is fucking weak and is still being manipulated by Amber and will continue to be until she leaves. I don’t understand why she doesn’t just go stay with her family at this point. Surely they can’t be happy about their living situation.

 

[Hermoine Granger]

A summery of the livestream. Amber reading messages from Haydur Nation and pretending to get emotional. Forcing Becky to do the livestream, eating a salad and saying she didn’t eat all day, missing super chats, and saying hood rat again

 

[mekalekahi]

"Al sharpton?! I have to say that outloud I dont want to butcher it...al sharpton?"
"At the next stop I saw AL sharpened"

Ok amberlynn you are fucking retarded but also a horrible actress. You said the name like 4 times then when you read it in the ad-lib your just so cute and clumsy.


Also
"She was staring at my tits last night"

Spoiler

 

[Zig-Zag the Grand Vizier]

Hello, I would like everyone who is shocked about Amber calling her cat non-binary that the behavior is more common than you think. Not only can I see mentally stable people laugh at the notion, but I can also see people who fall under the LGBTQPIA+++ umbrella taking offense to someone saying "my cat's personality is nonbinary".

Personality = sexuality.

Don't be shocked. This is exactly how those people who use the ice cream flags operate. They treat it like a fucking Harry Potter house and they are all fat fag hags like Amber.

 

[Valhalla]

Omg the “hood rat” thing is the most over dramatized thing ever. I almost turned the stream off listening to them ramble about not being racists. I swear half the people in the chat that were bagging about it being bad were just trolling for a reaction. Amber really is acting like Becky’s job is her job too. She kept saying “we started something time consuming” “we are a lot busier”… like no Becky just started her new job Haha. I think Amber finally showed Becky some vulnerability and that made Becky come back in more. Amber will use this to her advantage to get Becky back. Becky seemed happier in this stream (due to the job?), and I really hope she does cut the cord. Ambers salad eating felt like total BS too. I fully believe she had another meal next to it, and was eating that while she forced Becky to talk by herself for 30 mins. When has Amber been shy about eating on camera? Prob had another meal after it too. Those Madlibs were almost unbearable to listen to, too .. Ambers humor is that of a 12 y/o …. “dildo!” Like girl plz noones laughing not ever immature Becky. Also, wanted to add. During the Madlibs you can see Ambers lack of education. When they were talking about how Amber went to all those elementary schools, and Becky was alike “I was almost held back switching from church school to normal school.” Amber was in special Ed prob because she did move around so much and never learned anything anywhere, always jumping in random spots in the curriculum. Ambers education is abysmal. I almost feel sorry for her, but she could learn now if she wanted to.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

So if they get takeout nearly every meal what the hell was Becky washing in the kitchen for nearly an hour? And don’t they have a dishwasher anyway? That was the most confusing part of a particularly confusing evening with our gorls.

And poor Null btfo. Thought the BP chat was going to implode, what a fun stream.

 

[Thumb Butler]

So if they get takeout nearly every meal what the hell was Becky washing in the kitchen for nearly an hour? And don’t they have a dishwasher anyway? That was the most confusing part of a particularly confusing evening with our gorls.

And poor Null btfo. Thought the BP chat was going to implode, what a fun stream.

She was washing the various instruments needed when having a "sexual relationship" with Hamber.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

a few interesting takeaways though:

she said that becky was still trying to continue a sexual relationship, which becky then admitted to. she said that becky told her “friends can still have sex” and that becky had tried to initiate sex the night before. barf.

I do not think that Amber is too interested in sex, but will do it to keep Becky from leaving. It was more a union of convenience anyway.

she says she no longer vlogs anything interesting about her life because her friends are finally telling her they don’t want to be in her videos. she seemed kind of upset about that, i seriously doubt she has that many friends so i guess she means eric and ricky, or maybe hannah and rafe? at this point i can’t think of anyone who would go out of their way to spend time with her.

The only ones who were on her vlogs lately were Dana and Destiny. This tells me that no one wants to be associated with her.

she refuses to have mods on her stream. after saying this she’s hit with an onslaught of negative comments that completely overtake the chat, with her remaining defenders trying to get her to just block all the negative people and keep the chat more positive. amber ignores this advice and victimizes herself for about half an hour. it’s obvious she doesn’t want mods because she makes more money from her haydurs than her actual fans. people paying her $5 to tell her she’s fat are the ones financing her lease at the moment.

She does not want moderators because she wants to be in control all the time even if it would help her.

because she is absolutely fucking insane, she addressed her desire to still have children and talked about how difficult the hysterectomy had been. she says she’s still considering fostering or adopting, which means she’ll be trying to get a new indentured servant from kentucky child services at some point in the future.

No state would allow her to adopt. States nowadays make sure that a successful candidate is stable emotionally, financially and is able to provide a nurturing environment, and possibly not weighing 550 pounds. There is absolutely no chance in hell that Kentucky or any other U.S. state would allow her to adopt.

she claims to be friends with eric and ricky still, which i find insane and untrue. they clearly didn’t like her and only tolerated her presence for becky’s sake.

They are still friends with Becky, and as soon as she leaves, they will not have anything to do with her.

Becky isn't going anywhere then. They are getting on better, they are back to calling each other babe and now they might be shagging again. What the fuck. Becky doesn't have the balls to leave but it seems she has the balls to fuck. This is bizarre.

Either Becky is biding her time and made nice with Amber to avoid having a row with her, or she decided to stay for a while longer. This will be obvious when they move, hopefully, sooner than later.

So if they get takeout nearly every meal what the hell was Becky washing in the kitchen for nearly an hour? And don’t they have a dishwasher anyway? That was the most confusing part of a particularly confusing evening with our gorls.

I wonder if Becky was packing the kitchen for the move. I cannot believe that it takes that long to clean the kitchen, and why doing then instead of earlier in the day or after the liestream.

 

[Chickenpox]

Jesus fucking christ look how OLLLD SHE LOOKS!!! She looks so awful wow i lefit almost feel bas. 30 year old woman btw...
Those wrinkles...
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After all, she is a big girl with a pretty face.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

all this stream proved to me was that amber is truly insufferable and turns into a mega bitch when all the attention isn’t on her. she’s obsessed with herself. she takes no interest in
becky whatsoever and can barely contain her narcissistic tendencies long enough to really give becky room to speak. she barely pays attention to anyone outside of herself.

a few interesting takeaways though:

• she said that becky was still trying to continue a sexual relationship, which becky then admitted to. she said that becky told her “friends can still have sex” and that becky had tried to initiate sex the night before. barf.

That was so dumb. One: logistics. Two: Zero chemistry.

• she says she no longer vlogs anything interesting about her life because her friends are finally telling her they don’t want to be in her videos.

Which has fuckall to do with her vlogging. She knows she's boring as fuck, and would have to make the video 100% herself instead of filming other people.

she seemed kind of upset about that, as if she’s always been good at portraying everyone in a flattering way and like her channel has never been a source of drama for her friend group(s). i seriously doubt she has that many friends so i guess she means eric and ricky, or maybe hannah and rafe? at this point i can’t think of anyone who would go out of their way to spend time with her.

She seems incapable of learning many lessons.

• she refuses to have mods on her stream. after saying this she’s hit with an onslaught of negative comments that completely overtake the chat, with her remaining defenders trying to get her to just block all the negative people and keep the chat more positive. amber ignores this advice and victimizes herself for about half an hour. it’s obvious she doesn’t want mods because she makes more money from her haydurs than her actual fans. people paying her $5 to tell her she’s fat are the ones financing her lease at the moment.

MartyrLynn, back in the chat. She wants mods the same way she wants to lose weight: not at all.

• she claims to be friends with eric and ricky still, which i find insane and untrue. they clearly didn’t like her and only tolerated her presence for becky’s sake.

Highly, highly doubtful. I know Ricky despises her.

• i just thought it was annoying that she made becky participate in the live for an hour and a half because she couldn’t be assed to do it. without the help of other people, she would never be able to do anything on her own. she could make a pretty penny from these lives if she gave a shit, and she doesn’t.

anyway i’m shocked she really kept at it for 4 hours straight. i’m betting that next tuesday she’s going to cancel because she’s still recovering from the streamathon.

Someof the fawns (thanks, TheNuke!) were telling the hayur to suck it, but she did not actually do the entire stream. I wonder if she hung out in the bathroom, like she did with her "government job." Ge there, sit a couple hours, go hide out in the bathroom for a an hour and a half while you make everyone else pick up your slack.

Becky isn't going anywhere then. They are getting on better, they are back to calling each other babe and now they might be shagging again. What the fuck.

Becky doesn't have the balls to leave but it seems she has the balls to fuck. This is bizarre.

I honestly don't think they'e going to stay there together indefinitely.