Very short recap - we've all been here before. It's still going to be long, as apparently I always have too much to say.
What a shitshow. I was going to add up the superchats, but I got in a bit late so missed the first 20-ish minutes, and people were already throwing money at these two. I think the highest sc, just in numbers, was 79.99, Australian dollars overall. Things start with Big Al alone on her mattress. Becky is very obviously doing dishes in the kitchen while Big Al sits on her fucking shelf ass instead of doing some of the work she's always bragging about doing. This is a recurring thing every time she (once again) latches on to some "haydur" comment. People tell her to just ignore that shit, but the narc mind cannot let things go unchallenged. She's so stupid. Ant Tammie is there to shower her favorite niece with love and praise. Keep that hand out, Tammie, Big Al may drop a few coins in it at some point.
We get the usual whining about haydurs and trolls and she still hasn't learned how to use goddamn YT properly. Every week's a treat to see who will show up. This week, we got Nigger, Nigger Cunt, and one other that slips my mind that I'm not going looking for. We also got a "Don't make me turn this car around!" from Big Al, as she threatens to shut down the stream if she feels like it's messing with her mentally, because "My mental health has to come first." Right, Big Al, because you're doing so very much to address your mental health issues, right? This was something else people chimed in on.
Blah blah blah, more superchats, and Big Al, demonstrating her awesome powers at reading, was lagging almost 10 minutes behind the video in the chats, holding her phone like a chimp, squinting at it like she has neve seen the English language before, and not managing the video+chats well (shocker, I know). It made for a very bumpy ride in the chats. It would go like this:
Someone sends a superchat. The chat sees it immediately, and some people comment on it. Now there's a discussion in the chat. Big Al finally makes it to the superchat. Either says "Exactly!" when it's one of her white knights trying to defend/deflect for her. TheNuke termed them "fawns" and I kind of like that and might adopt it, so good job whoever you are. Or, it's something she doesn't like, which is immediately termed as being from a haydur or troll, even when it's a valid or reasonable question, like asking her if she could fit into an Uber. She called someone who asked a reasonable question a fucking idiot. Still hating the haydurs who make these things watchable at all. She blabs on, often not getting to her point quickly enough; meanwhile, the chat continue onward, keeping her perpetually behind until she just decides (as per her usual) and just skips ahead, claiming not to see the superchats she's missed.
Despite Big Al claiming that she already ate - unsurprisingly, the first time she has "aten", One of the superchats asks if she will be eating on stream. No, she says. Five minutes later, she says she "starveen" and acknowledges that people don't like her saying it - BECAUSE IT IS NOT TRUE, YOU FAT FUCK - and presto! A salad appears. Takeout, of course, because making a salad at home, yourself is like climbing Mt Everest. he makes Becky bring her some cheapass Italian dressing, pours it on, takes a bite, declares it to be "schtooooo good, you guise", claims she's been eating a lot of salad. Later in the stream she will confess that they are STILL eating takeout food for pretty much every meal. If your intention is to save money, Big Al, cooking at home is an excellent way to do that.
Moving on, we get bogged down AGAIN in that stupid hoodrat fiasco, because Big Al being Big Al, she doesn't think before she speaks, and calls a viewer a hoodrat. Then we get an equally stupid argument in the chat between members, while Becky finally finishes up and joins Big Al. They both start saying she apologized, etc. for the hoodrat shit and literally NO ONE CARES, goddamn. At this point, she's been live for two hours and 17 minutes. And what happens next is what I found to be the absolute funniest fucking thing in the stream:
Big Al hands over the stream to Becky - she needed a break because she was getting "overwhelmed" and getting into a "negative headspace". JFC, how I detest the word headspace, which is just one of the latest bullshit things from the self-help hucksters. She waddles off somewhere, and Becky starts lisping her way through shit. I will say this: the chatters really do seem to like Becky more, and start asking her about her plans post-Big Al, including about her art, her paranormal stories, her YT channel, and so on. She picked up another terrible habit of Big Al's: Over-promising, and under-delivering. Topics range all over the place, and Becky is far more engaged with the chatters, not giving one word answers like her brain is frozen. Even though I am not a fan of Becky's, she is far better than Big Al at this, mainly, I think, because she isn't looking to be offended by everything like Big Al. There's some stupid bullshit in the chat about drugs, and someone claims weed is "not a drug" because it grows "naturally" Spoken like someone who has never seen how weed is cultivated and crossbred. TheNuke points out that opium poppies grow naturally, too, and two other people talk about other drugs that may appear to "grow naturally " but still have to be processed to the point of usefulness. Big Al also continues to stupidly maintain the moon landings were faked, refuses to tell someone in the chat why, says, "Do your research, y'all!" which is a sure sign that she's just as good mindlessly reading crackpot bullshit and has done the very same type of "research" she did on Optavia.
Forty(!) minutes later, Big Al sits back down, but only her elbow is showing. Naturally, people start commenting on this, because it is HER stream, and not Becky's. People tell her to get back in scene, so she does. As everyone predicted, she's looking bored and tired of going much past the two hour mark, because she hates her viewers - way too many truth bombs. Becky continues reading the chat while Big Al sites at the side, with her face clearly showing her gamut of emotions, from bored as shit to seething because Becky gets so much more positive chatting than she does. She grabs he tablet back from Becky and does the scrunched up reading face again. She inevitably falls behind AGAIN even though there are fewer people talking. They both launch into the "fatphobia is real!" bullshit, just like homophobia and the like, which I zoned out over. Neither of these two have the mental power to grasp that this is not like other issues like homophobia, but something only that fat people internalize. Someone (don't recall who, sorry) rightfully points out that being gay is immutable but being a lardass is not, hence it is not the same at all, pleas try again.
The final hour upon us, it's time for that most elegant and adult game: Mad Libs. Once again, the oh-so-sexual Big Al offers up words related to sex. It's gross, Big Al, and makes the whole thing sound like an overnight camp for preteen girls. Don't get me wrong, that is exactly the mentality the two of you hiae, but FFS, have a little respect for yourself.
And now we're into the final minutes of the stream, thankfully. The superchats really dried up sometime ago. Big Al has her resting bitch face on, and it's clear she really wanted to stop at the two hour mark. Some dumbass in the chat sends a superchat tells her she can tell the haydus to go fuck themselves, because she did it all the hours but alas, fool and their money who have just been parted, she did not. She "worked" for two hours, then had to take a break. No wonder she was fired from her "government job". She can't even sit on her own couch for two hours for a stream on YT when we all know she sits on her ass all fucking day.
And then, it's over, finally.
TL;DR/W: Usual shitshow, except for four hours instead of two.
So fucking funny. I'm kind of glad no one broke it to her, though, because I'd have loved to see that reaction.
tfw telling this bitch shes 600 lbs is now gaslighting
It's just her latest phase of calling things she doesn't like to face about reality (term x), even if she still has no clue what it really means.
Amber calls somebody with a valid point about her shitty behavior a “fucking idiot” yet she’s the one who, for the second time, says she didn’t know Lincoln was a president. She’s being a total cunt tonight. I’ll be surprised if she makes it past two hours at most.
Still a bitch, yes, How can you live in this country and NOT know who the fuck Lincoln was? Elementary schools teach about the Civil War, and as is completely unsurprising, Lincoln is mentioned quite a lot.
"LIDURLEE gaslighted into taking criminal justice"
I laughed so goddamned hard at this. For people who didn't watch, it was in relation to a question about her going back to college. Despite just LAST YEAR saying she was going to "think about" going back to college, now she says that college is "not for everyone" and that people should drop the "stigma" attached to not going to college. Bitch, what? There are more people who have NOT attended college than have, so just what the fuck are you talking about? This new vocabulary world for her goes hand in hand with "fatphobia", which doesn't mean what she thinks. She specifically started talking about how this one male (of course) took her aside and told her just how special a snowflake she was, and how she would do SO WELL in criminal justice, and that's why she enrolled into a class she dropped (she didn't admit that last part, naturally). Completely fabricated bullshit. As usual.
WASABI IS NONBINARY Y'ALL
JFC, that was so utterly stupid, it boggled the mind.
After Amber took a mental break from her own live stream she returned MOTI at all the attention Becky was receiving. Fave part of live stream
She was absolutely pissed because Becky was treated better, even though Becky is also a fatass. It's almost as if the way you're treated is not directly correlated with your weight. Who'd have thunk it?
One of the super chats said that Becky seems so much happier and how it’s so nice to see her personality shine. Then Becky keeps saying it was never Amber, she was never the problem or the reason she was unhappy etc. Becky, you are only hurting Amber more (we don’t care about her feelings, but you do obviously) by being a fake ass bitch and saying it’s not Amber it’s you, the relationship, or whatever else. No one is buying it not even yourself.
And apparently they still call each other baby and babe. Lol. What a hot mess.
It's the Martyr Fashion Show for Summer 2021!
So much love coming from Twinkie.
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That dog despises her, but natch, she doesn't see it. She's a narc.
I haven't done a Madlib since I was in elementary school. And holy fuck, ALR is eye-fucking herself sooo hard. It's making me nauseous
When she came back from her break after two whole exhausting hours on the live she scheduled and chose the length of, she spent five minutes or so playing with her fucking hair (someone in the chat asked her to stop) and preening and making duck lips at herself in the camera.
Oh god, she has "adult ADHD" now.
Hilarious. She claimed she'd "been told" by multiple people that she has "adult ADHD". TheNuke (who seems to be some psychology or adjacent person) asked, "Which people?, and Big Al gave the stunningly convincing answer of "Doctors." That made me laugh so hard. She's trying to collect the entire alphabet.
"I'm allowed to do that now, I can be mean to my friends."
Yes bitchylynn, you were always so sweet. That's how you got the beetus.
And to think she can't imagine why she is totally alone. I cannot imagine treating my friends like that and still having them the next day. or the next minute, because I'd be bouncing out of that shit, ASAP.
I feel like Hamber and Necky got along really well this stream, way better than they have past streams. Honestly the way they were acting kind of touchy feely, the sexual Mad libs, Becky saying she would stop being friends with Amber if she married someone else, and they admitted to calling each other Babe and Baby... I have a feeling they may rekindle their romance.
Becky has obviously been checked out these last lives. They are not getting back together simply because they can be civil to one another on one stream.
