Surgery [30 Mar 18] Surgery Confirmation Letter & More - From 4 Weeks Ago...

[ToroidalBoat]

You know your life probably sucks if you're faking letters for transgender-related surgeries to feed an asspat addiction.

 

[MMX]

Silly Phil
U posted your April fool joke early

OK Sorry for the Double post but here is the Markup of the letter highlighting all of its major errors.

Wyświetl załącznik 415661

4) That bit about transport cuts Phill out of it all together, he has never mentioned anyone willing to give him a lift home, and he hasn't got access to any other suitable transport that he could afford such as a Medical Taxi or be willing to foot himself as he's never mentioned it whiles begging for the assistance.

Your right but your looking at it slightly the wrong way. Phil is autistically focused on what he cannot do not why he can't.
You are allowed to take a bus or taxi home after major surgery but your not allowed to do so without a "ward". The person who collects you is there to escort you door to door they don't have to solely provide transport. Think of all those taxis picking new mothers up from hospitals, they are being escorted by a partner but are still allowed to use public transport / private hire.
When I picked my father up from a triple bypass the nurses even asked if I wanted them to call a local taxi firm for the journey home.

OK Sorry for the Double post but here is the Markup of the letter highlighting all of its major errors.

Wyświetl załącznik 415661

5) For Major Surgery they don't leave the check-in times up to the last minute, they TELL YOU what time you are supposed to be there for as they know how long the operation takes and how long the perp takes they add some wiggle room to it and a bit more to allow for delays/emergencies that will take priority.

So I had a little chat with a urology admin just for shits n giggles and keep in mind this is UK so it won't always carry over to the US, their thoughts.
"Generally patients expecting this type of surgery will be brought up either last thing at night or first thing on the morning. The late admissions will get the surgery done first thing, early admission mid afternoon. Before surgery they will have one last "are you sure you wanna do this" chat, meet the surgeon who will talk them through it, meet the aftercare team who will take them through post surgery and complete any remaining forms. The patient is given at least a couple of hours to finallu decide this is what they want for themselves without outside pressure before they get sent for anesthesia".

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Wyświetl załącznik 415806

I like that he doesn’t show the specifics of how it’s wrong. He just can’t resist showing off.

I think the glaring tip-off is that the letter isn't even signed!

An appointment letter like this might well be automatically generated to save time. It doesn’t really need a signature.

 

[MMX]

An appointment letter like this might well be automatically generated to save time. It doesn’t really need a signature.

Typically most appointment letters don't get signed, a major surgery one may but I wouldn't bet on it.
The difference is most auto generated / admin written ones that never criss the doctors desk USUALLY have an auto generated sign off that includes an copy of the doctors/head of departments signature (basically the same way you can with your posts or emails).
It's just a modern formality like including the name of your doctor/surgeon but it looks more professional, it's not an industry standard but it's common enough.

The reason our hospital introduced it was basically we were getting fake referral letters for various services we offered, this way it's more difficult to fake the letter without having copies of various signatures handy (and our super nice watermarked paper).

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

You know your life probably sucks if you're faking letters for transgender-related surgeries to feed an asspat addiction.

Is this too many characters for the random.txt ?

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I will give Phil this one thing, and only one, and it may or may not go with what MMX said above, but...

Being as vague as possible: I had a type of surgery in the US a few months ago (doing fine afterwards -- it was the best possible fix for the situation and I'm quite happy) that was classified as "major" by the hospital. I only got my check-in time the day prior to the surgery. So there is that.

However, others are correct in that this would (a) be on letterhead; (b) have obvious staple marks and/or a ripped upper left corner, as it would have come attached to a big fucking packet of Do This, Not That. (Example, and this matches what I've heard other US patients with similar procedures say: I was given a bottle of surgical skin cleanser. I had to get in the shower the night before, scrub off, wash from the neck down -- not just the relevant area -- with half the bottle, let the stuff sit on my skin for two minutes, then wash it off, dry with a clean towel, and put on clean clothing. The entire ritual had to be repeated again the next morning. What are the odds that Philthy owns two towels, let alone that can be clean at the same time? Or even two entire changes of clothing?)

The return address would be designed into the letterhead, and Philthy's placed wherever the letterhead designer allowed for it to be.

I will grant that I've never been a penis owner, and my procedure had nothing to do with urology, but especially with Phil's lack of book smarts, they wouldn't leave anything to chance. My packet even told me where I could park the day of the surgery (and then Mr. Horse had to put the car in a different zone the subsequent two days I was there). I feel like for Phil, certain things (like which of the three mentioned centers he would be getting the snip at) would be gone over with highlighter marker so he couldn't miss them via sheer stupidity.

No letterhead, no staple marks, no snip.

 

[Positron]

Also, Phil doesn't seem to remember his fake name.

In this letter it is "Isabel Rosa Araujo"; in the electrolysis schedule sheet it is just "Isabel Araujo". As he was supposedly referred by the Hospital to the electrolysis clinic, the names should be exactly the same.

 

[MMX]

I will give Phil this one thing, and only one, and it may or may not go with what MMX said above, but...

Being as vague as possible: I had a type of surgery in the US a few months ago (doing fine afterwards -- it was the best possible fix for the situation and I'm quite happy) that was classified as "major" by the hospital. I only got my check-in time the day prior to the surgery. So there is that.

However, others are correct in that this would (a) be on letterhead; (b) have obvious staple marks and/or a ripped upper left corner, as it would have come attached to a big fucking packet of Do This, Not That. (Example, and this matches what I've heard other US patients with similar procedures say: I was given a bottle of surgical skin cleanser. I had to get in the shower the night before, scrub off, wash from the neck down -- not just the relevant area -- with half the bottle, let the stuff sit on my skin for two minutes, then wash it off, dry with a clean towel, and put on clean clothing. The entire ritual had to be repeated again the next morning. What are the odds that Philthy owns two towels, let alone that can be clean at the same time? Or even two entire changes of clothing?)

The return address would be designed into the letterhead, and Philthy's placed wherever the letterhead designer allowed for it to be.

I will grant that I've never been a penis owner, and my procedure had nothing to do with urology, but especially with Phil's lack of book smarts, they wouldn't leave anything to chance. My packet even told me where I could park the day of the surgery (and then Mr. Horse had to put the car in a different zone the subsequent two days I was there). I feel like for Phil, certain things (like which of the three mentioned centers he would be getting the snip at) would be gone over with highlighter marker so he couldn't miss them via sheer stupidity.

No letterhead, no staple marks, no snip.

I'm not saying anything I say is gospel and always remember I'm a brit fag so I can only speak with authority on administration in UK hospitals (though i do liase with US staff).
@NobleGreyHorse I'm certainly not asking you for your medical history but I'm willing to guess yours was non elective surgery as opposed to Phils hypothetical mutilation.
Hospitals tend to have slightly different admissions policy's for elective (surgery's you choose to get non urgent) and non elective (surgery you need) and urgent surgery.
Phils mistakes with these letters are usually very general things he wouldn't know to change unless he knew to look for them such as stealing and editing patient records for his ball removal fiction but failing to notice the cancer meds and horse tranq.

 

[SpaceAce]

Imagine if this was real, how amazing would that be? (I know it's not, but imagine with me for a moment)
It would mean that there is a man out there SO DESPERATE to show up strangers on the internet that he's willing to irreversibly mutilate his own genitalia.
And let's not lie, it is ALL for us. Slingblade doesn't care, the trans community doesn't care (in fact girl dicks get you more tranny cred it seems) and he's not interested in actually presenting as a female in even the simplest ways, let alone the fine details.
So if he did it get done he'd proudly show off a few pictures proclaiming his victory. Then we'd go 'huh, yep, there it is." and forget about him five minutes after we close the browser, leaving him with his "prize". The smugness that comes with proving us wrong would soon fade as he sat there, alone and in his own filth, with a wound that needs more constant care than most children do as the reality of what he's done set in.
That is, in his mind, the winning scenario.
I find that so goddamn fascinating.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Also, Phil doesn't seem to remember his fake name.

Wasn't "Nieves" in there too somewhere?

 

[MMX]

Imagine if this was real, how amazing would that be? (I know it's not, but imagine with me for a moment)
It would mean that there is a man out there SO DESPERATE to show up strangers on the internet that he's willing to irreversibly mutilate his own genitalia.
And let's not lie, it is ALL for us. Slingblade doesn't care, the trans community doesn't care (in fact girl dicks get you more tranny cred it seems) and he's not interested in actually presenting as a female in even the simplest ways, let alone the fine details.
So if he did it get done he'd proudly show off a few pictures proclaiming his victory. Then we'd go 'huh, yep, there it is." and forget about him five minutes after we close the browser, leaving him with his "prize". The smugness that comes with proving us wrong would soon fade as he sat there, alone and in his own filth, with a wound that needs more constant care than most children do as the reality of what he's done set in.
That is, in his mind, the winning scenario.
I find that so goddamn fascinating.

Personally I hope Phil gets the surgery just for the content change.
The second Phil comes to realise he isn't going to be accepted as a hot Latinx lesbian that can turn CIS white girls and isnt instantly made president for life of that stupid dykes on bikes club he's going to be calling out everyone as a Terf.

Also he will be tru-scum, remember all those hateful things you said about people who actually transition, well pepperridge kiwi farms remembers.

Also also - he's definitely going to have his own proto magical girl (dumb tranny speed runner with a thread here) moment and regret his life choices and demand his cock back.

 

[4Macie]

We know this letter is fake. We know his other 'surgery' was fake.

But, no matter what happens, we keep getting content.

Phil gets the surgery? Sweet. So many things can happen there. Infection, close up, something else makes Phil unhappy (ala the bike and balls incident), or hell; Phil claims to get the surgery and doesn't. That's MONTHS of content.

Phil doesn't get surgery? Alright. We get lie after lie of how WE somehow stopped this surgery. Phil will find some screenshot of us saying, "He's gonna die under the knife" and use that to mean "THEY HAVE PLANS TO MURDER ME. I HAD TO RESCHEDULE". Or hell...the letter he gave us literally gives him the out. If he has no one to drive him; it's cancelled. Which would honestly be hilarious because Phil has a roommate that he claims is his partner so he SHOULD have someone to drive him.

And if Phil "has to cancel" because no one will take him. You know he's gonna use that to the fullest asspat extent with some, "No one cares enough about me!! I'm gonna go kill myself now!"

 

[Ray Streip]

That's what most of those stupid tattoos are for I bet - just put 'em on the body and that's 'actively' promoting his trans-ness without him having to do anything. Like road signs almost.

Plenty of road signs: "Stop", "Caution", "Do Not Enter"...

 

[MMX]

Just for sake of topic can any true and honest American explain to me or at least present a hypotheses on what / if any the costs here would be.
The only examples I can find of Phils basic bitch medical cover actually paying for this surgery is if
1: they got a note from a shrink saying they would kill themselves if they didn't
2: proven psychological value to the claimant who had been living as a woman for at least a year
3: trans advocacy groups getting involved in your case
4: a doctor declaring the claimant a genuine case of gender dysphoria rather than the subject deciding it for themselves or randos trying to hatch them

None of these are happening in Phils case but let's say for laughs they did the op in the interests of medical curiosity then would Phil still have to cover other hospital fees other than the operation (his weeks stay and food costs).

 

[Graffiti canvas]

I have never once received official communication from a doctor or a hospital that didn't have at least one of the following:

A) Have a letter head of the office or facility it was from.

OR

B) The signature by the individual sending me the correspondence.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Has anyone mentioned how the quality of the paper as well as the way it was printed look pretty cheap?

 

[Randy Lahey]

Phil doesn't seem to remember his fake name.

Everyone should just call him Philadelphia Collins, it’s easier to remember than any of his fake spanish or mexican bullshit.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Imagine if this was real, how amazing would that be? (I know it's not, but imagine with me for a moment)
It would mean that there is a man out there SO DESPERATE to show up strangers on the internet that he's willing to irreversibly mutilate his own genitalia.
And let's not lie, it is ALL for us. Slingblade doesn't care, the trans community doesn't care (in fact girl dicks get you more tranny cred it seems) and he's not interested in actually presenting as a female in even the simplest ways, let alone the fine details.
So if he did it get done he'd proudly show off a few pictures proclaiming his victory. Then we'd go 'huh, yep, there it is." and forget about him five minutes after we close the browser, leaving him with his "prize". The smugness that comes with proving us wrong would soon fade as he sat there, alone and in his own filth, with a wound that needs more constant care than most children do as the reality of what he's done set in.
That is, in his mind, the winning scenario.
I find that so goddamn fascinating.

I can think of three scenarios in relatively recent memory where Phil actually turned out not to be lying, and it should have been a victory, but it just resulted in more hilarity for us.

- Getting a "girlfriend," who subsequently turned out to be a fat middle-aged alcoholic man who mooches off him and spends all his time on Twitter looking for #analrips.
- Getting an apartment which he can't keep clean, where the neighbours either hate him or laugh at him, and which has basically been taken over by the same #analrip-loving drunk
- Getting a bike, which just highlighted the sad fact that, despite his weird obsession, he can't ride.

So even if he were to get surgery, he'd find some way to fuck up hilariously.

I feel at this point that this is almost a cargo cult thing, like he thinks that if he keeps faking evidence, somehow it'll actually happen. Given his obsession with us, I could believe that he thinks if he convinced us, it'd be as good as actually getting the surgery.

 

[Deadpool]

I kind of hope he gets the surgery, the content would be great. Either it will get infected because of his complete lack of hygiene and Phil will have a septic hole in his crotch. Or he won't dialiate it properly or at all and the hole will close up. Or he'll realize it was all for nothing, he's still the same disgusting man he always was, and he's no happier. If we're lucky all of those will happen at once.


Not to mention it makes me happy to think about how much pain he'd be in afterward. See Phil, this K-farmer is rooting for your surgery!

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Or he'll realize it was all for nothing, he's still the same disgusting man he always was, and he's no happier.

No matter what scenario is the truth, this will be the constant.

So have faith.