Surgery [30 Mar 18] Surgery Confirmation Letter & More - From 4 Weeks Ago...

[Ravenor]

I wonder who makes Phil's fake medical documents for him? Phil himself is too stupid and I doubt Toren would take the time off from guzzling rotgut in order to help him.

Often it's just Text or Word documents that he bases off forum posts, occasionally he finds one scanned that had header and footer information that he uses templates in Word 2010 for, but the majority of the time it's just him spewing big important sound words that mean nothing onto a page.

 

[Smutley]

I have been comparing that letter with some medical letters that I have to hand that are admittedly English but are also following the standard medical format (the format any official letter should follow) and there is NOTHING in common regarding the layout including examples I have found online for various medical software templates i.e. the type of software that would generate the template for this sort of letter.

Phil has a thing for official looking and sounding letters as he thinks it adds a layer of validity to his current lie, but they are never complex and always incorrect in some fundamental manner, such as the ones he posted 5 or 6 times to supposedly get this far when he only needed two letters, only one or two of them had Generic footer an headers that he for from older version of MS word that also happen to be the version that's on the SF or Portland public library computers (even spome of them are excluive to that version of MS software such as the two tone purple waves).

The letter he showed was pretty accurate. By that, I mean you could reasonably expect to see something like that from nearly any surgery center in the country. Some have bullet points, some dumb the language down, some would ship out 10 pages instead of 1-2. What he has there is reasonable because letters like that are facility independent, they're not government mandated forms. Smaller hospitals will have letters like that that look worse than the one he just mocked up because their scheduling person is an ancient old grandma who has no clue how to format or use a word processor. Like you've said it's the little things. The lack of letterhead is the most striking.

I wonder who makes Phil's fake medical documents for him? Phil himself is too stupid and I doubt Toren would take the time off from guzzling rotgut in order to help him.

I imagine he gets them from his internet friends or people at the doctors offices, and copies them if he can't find a generic template online. He also doesn't understand how to use MS Word very well which is why you don't get things looking more professional.

 

[Ravenor]

OK Sorry for the Double post but here is the Markup of the letter highlighting all of its major errors.

1) Return address is on the right and not the left.
1a) Patient ID missing altogether but I am willing to concede that it may be under the blacked out portion.

2) Full Doctors name, I am not 100% about this but in the UK unless the docotr is called something like Smith they don't include the given name of the doctor unless they are the junior doctor involved. This has been the case since the Victorian Era that's been kept on to the present day.

3) The Blood Thinners, that's more of general medical advice but considering that the area getting operated on in this case is HEAVY with major blood vessels this would have been covered and would not ask you to call in, it would specify limits within your planned treatment and most likely they would not go ahead with the operation at all if you where on such medication in any significant dose.

4) That bit about transport cuts Phill out of it all together, he has never mentioned anyone willing to give him a liftt home, and he hasn't got access to any other suitable transport that he could afford such as a Medical Taxi or be willing to foot himself as he's never mentioned it whiles begging for the assistance.

5) For Major Surgery they don't leave the check-in times up to the last minute, they TELL YOU what time you are supposed to be there for as they know how long the operation takes and how long the perp takes they add some wiggle room to it and a bit more to allow for delays/emergencies that will take priority.

6) They have not given the address of the Check-in Desk, they just mention included map and give a URL. I have never see this even in paperless NHS trusts they always specify the address normally in BOLD to make sure that it stands out and you can't go wrong.

7) Unmarked but inconsistencies in formatting, paragraphs containing important info are not makes uniformly i.e.

- like this.

The last two are nearly totally unformatted.

8) Minor and maybe just me but no signature not even a fancy font in place of a signature. Even if you're putting your name onto the bottom of the letter as a formality you sign it or put some form of fancy scrip in it's place.

9) Lack of Header and Footer, normally containing the sender's address and logo are not just bad but totally absent.

OK this is a letter from early this year but this is the minimum basic format of a letter from OHSU

http://res.cloudinary.com/bdy4ger4/image/upload/v1518031660/CWilson_OHSU-1_sqwiz3.jpg

Also here is a link for form letters they use for HR reasons https://www.ohsu.edu/xd/research/po...culty-and-administrators/letter-templates.cfm they would use the same or simmilar format for such things to maintain uniformity of standards if you look at them they don't look anything like what Phil has posted.

 

[Angry New Ager]

All of the other faults aside, that it's not on letterhead is the big giveaway that it's fake. I've helped out family and friends who have undergone surgery and other procedures (usually as their ride to and from the hospital), and never have I seen correspondence from a hospital, clinic, or imaging center that was not on letterhead.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Given Phil's hygene pretty much doesn't exist, if he even had a fake birth canal installed from his tiny ass pecker, then it is beyond a doubt that his new hole would immediately get infected and no matter what doctors tried, nothing would ever work because Phil eternally lives in filth. I'm honestly surprised he hasn't had anything major given how little he takes care of his own body - and he would gloat about having some kind of potentially lethal disease because he is ALL about 'THE STRUGGLE" he faces.

But we know it is fake. And Phil will probably end up delaying it another year to reset the counter so he can avoid reaching 'the point of no return' in terms of his crotch. He's always been about appropriating what he wants to be, but never actually trying to be them. That's what most of those stupid tattoos are for I bet - just put 'em on the body and that's 'actively' promoting his trans-ness without him having to do anything. Like road signs almost.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Hell yeah this is fake as three dollar bill. He lies and mangles the truth until it looks like roadkill, not to mention he has so far shown us that yup, he still has his regular ballsack - with pinworms on the side. The one surgery he was supposed to have undergone in the past. Not to mention, posturing is more important to him than actual results - it's the way he validates himself. Seems like he is also doing this more for us than gathering asspats (okay, we're the only people who'd care tbh).

4) That bit about transport cuts Phill out of it all together, he has never mentioned anyone willing to give him a liftt home, and he hasn't got access to any other suitable transport that he could afford such as a Medical Taxi or be willing to foot himself as he's never mentioned it whiles begging for the assistance.

Calling it now, he's going to use that as his excuse when he doesn't get his tranny surgery done.

 

[MMX]

2) Full Doctors name, I am not 100% about this but in the UK unless the docotr is called something like Smith they don't include the given name of the doctor unless they are the junior doctor involved. This has been the case since the Victorian Era that's been kept on to the present day.

Doctors full name is more or less standard these days.
If your having a major surgery then you will have met the chief surgeon or overseeing doctor to discuss it as part of pre-op so Phil/anyone would be fully aware of who's involved at this point.
Also in this modern Internet savvy world people like to know this shit so they can Google the professional record of the guy who's about to treat them like a steak dinner.

There's one thing that bothers me. Unless it's urgent surgery or a private hospital then major surgery's are usually at the start or mid week so post op follow up can be made easier. Typically most senior doctors/surgeons don't work weekends and at the very least staff are more limited. It's not IMPOSSIBLE that this would happen but it's unusual.

Minor niggle but there's no mention of subject to change in the letter, again this is pretty standard so a hospital can cover it's ass if a surgeon / doctor is on leave or your spot gets bumped for a urgency.

 

[Positron]

 

[January Cyst]

Wyświetl załącznik 415806

So he either has access to this board or someone is feeding him the information.

 

[JSGOTI]

So he either has access to this board or someone is feeding him the information.

This board is public again, has been for a while.
And from the moment it went public, we were once more the monster that lurks around every corner for him.

 

[Done]

This board is public again, has been for a while.
And from the moment it went public, we were once more the monster that lurks around every corner for him.

Am I the only one who feels that Phil content increased after the board went public?

 

[registereduser]

Am I the only one who feels that Phil content increased after the board went public?

That's how it usually goes with him. He (along with various other cows) seems to perform for our benefit, even if he doesn't see it that way.

 

[Ravenor]

Wyświetl załącznik 415806

Phil, I ain't desperate mate, I just showed exactly where your letter is a fabrication and had inconsistencies with a legitimate letter, why don't you post the rest of it for the rest of the world to see?

Also Kiwi's notice the Dark Theme? He's got another account here.

 

[Terence Trent D'ARPA]

Phil, I ain't desperate mate, I just showed exactly where your letter is a fabrication and had inconsistencies with a legitimate letter, why don't you post the rest of it for the rest of the world to see?

I think the glaring tip-off is that the letter isn't even signed!

 

[nvrwastetree]

1. That's not on hospital letterhead
2. That letter would have come with this packet
3. He would have received that letter 4-6 weeks maximum before his surgery, not 3
4. months so that it would be less likely to get lost

So judging by this document we already know a couple thing Phil is going to refuse to do (if he can read properly, I mean, the idiot already has issues following simple instructions.

1. This entire letter is more than likely taken from some idiots Tumblr, or from Google images. Phil copied them into his shit laptop, and inserted his imaginary dates. Also, if this was a real confirmation letter, fatass would've also included photos of the packet you posted.

2. On page 11/24, it instructs you how to take a shower the night before. Phil doesn't shower ever, and rarely wipes his ass (unless he is showing us his dropped testicles). So not only is Phil going to not shower, or he'll fuck it all up somehow, he will also end up putting on the same cloths and socks, and will not wash his couch/blankets.

2. On page 14/24, it lists the directions to Oshu admitting. Phil is stupid, so he will more than likely get lost, or to show everyone how edgy he is, he will arrive a hour late, pissing of the staff for wasting their time, and the surgery will be cancelled.

Tl;Dr if this is real, which it's not, I have 100% faith that Phil will end up fucking everything up and undermine his plans then blame us.

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

I bet Mr. Dugi and Mr. Chance enjoy their full names and professions being shown on some attention hungry troon's social media.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

So Phil is going to get flagged for AIDS again, I hope.

 

[Haunter]

So, assuming this is legit (insert MASSIVE GRUMPY RAINBOW here), after Phil's had this op, he's 'female'. Then what? He lives for being trans this, trans that, so discriminated against by doctors omg, but when the op is done, this shit is over. He's no longer trans anything, he got what he wanted, he's living as a female. The desperate struggle charade is over.

I don't know how it works. After the knacker-hacking, doesn't he then just become a 'post-op' transexual, rather than a 'pre-op'?

I wonder who makes Phil's fake medical documents for him? Phil himself is too stupid and I doubt Toren would take the time off from guzzling rotgut in order to help him.

Toren claimed to have a PHD recently, right? Having Phil come to him for 'professional' medical forms and whatnot would feed that power fantasy. He took some time off from his alcoholism long enough to setup a Ko-Fi account for himself. So he can do some computer shit when it benefits him...

 

[An Ghost]

So, assuming this is legit (insert MASSIVE GRUMPY RAINBOW here), after Phil's had this op, he's 'female'. Then what? He lives for being trans this, trans that, so discriminated against by doctors omg, but when the op is done, this shit is over. He's no longer trans anything, he got what he wanted, he's living as a female. The desperate struggle charade is over.

Of course, Phil looks like a man and no amount of genital mangling will change that. He'll still be read as male, so we'll still be hearing about how transphobic the world is to him. Phil might be stupid, but he's at least not dumb enough to believe that cutting his dick off will make him into a pretty princess (he's smarter than a lot of troons we follow in this respect).

However, no amount of turning his acorn dick inside out will change what an utter attention-seeking, filthy, low-iq-ed waste of resources he is, and this operation (assuming it actually happens, which is still 98% unlikely despite what this obviously copied and pasted letter on plain A4 and not hospital stationery says) does nothing to change how he lives his life. Phil will still be an autistic re.tard with no job, no prospects, an acoholic and abusive housemate and neighbours that hate him. It'll be interesting to see the slow realisation that everything he's pinned his hopes on to change his life has done nothing of the sort.

There's a debate to be had here on whether people like Phil have another version of Munchausen's, or if it's all pure attention-seeking. Any guy can larp as a troon online (and many we follow do). Not so many go through with the whole medical side of transition. I'm sure for troons like Phil, getting 'official' people like medical personnel to take them seriously and indulge their fantasies is a huge ego boost. But if can only go on for so long. Once the op is over, all that lovely attention from medical services treating him seriously is gone, and he's expected to go away and live life like a normal person. IF Phil is actually having this operation, what happens in the months and years afterwards could well give us the best content yet as Philthy realises that to keep people's attention he's gonna have find a new schtick.

Or, as is more likely, it's all bullshit, in which case the pathetic excuses as to why the op hasn't happened should be hilarious to witness also.

Either way, we win.

Sure, getting housing didn’t make his life better and his caused his youcaring to dry up. Moving in with a sweet heart from the ground-up made his life worse. And finally getting a bike he never uses and cost $500 didn’t make his life perfect either. But the surgery is the thing to turn Phil’s life around!

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

So 2 things

1 Phil is disqualified based on @Smutley post -- page 11 "Shower Instructions". Yikes/LOL
2 "Scott Chance" "Surgery Scheduler". That seemed like a made up name at first. The OHSU nearby DOES have a 9th floor administrative/lobby section and this lad Scott is the king of the calendar. Nothing some basic googling could do.

Someone with basic common sense, Office 2013 and some parchment-paper for the printer is helping this potato goblin. He may just be posting the letter and it's clean because it's been folded in the envelope.

He lives in an apartment..how often does he go down to the communal area to check the mail box ? That could explain the date on it.

edit: ninja's by @nvrwastetree