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Surgery[26 May 18] Picture of "new Vagina" - Totally safe for work, but FAT alert!
Man, Phil, you got a shitty doc. You were taken off a painkiller that didn't need to be "tapered off" of, then he put it back on because he thought you hadn't been tapered off! It's like a Chuck E. Cheese game!
Ten bucks says he claims he was "released early" in the next couple of days, despite saying "MAY 30TH IS WHEN I WILL BE RELEASED!!!"
This could be real, maybe. Or at least this could be *someone's* post-op photo. Can't really tell from the photo. I honestly don't remember a whole lot about that first week post surgery (I was busy Dilaiudided out past the Milky Way for at least the first few days) so I don't quite remember initial dressing or some things but lets see what I do remember. Like:
1) Bowel prep wouldn't indicate recto-sigmoid colon implant. EVERYONE does bowel prep for a surgery like this because it's a 6+ hour surgery and nobody wants you taking a shit on the table in the middle of it. Also, I'm pretty sure Dugi doesn't do colon implants. You can get additional tissue other places (my surgeon took flesh from my belly).
1.5) Worth also noting re: comments about dehydration, but besides bowel cleanse leading up to surgery there's like 24 hours where you can't eat anything more solid than jello and clear liquids, and there's also a cutoff for even water but I don't remember when it was. Cuz, ya know, they're chopping up your urethra and stuff.
2) That tube coming out is a catheter. The angle looks "weird" because you expect it to come out of either a penis or a typical vagina instead of a post-op vagina that still has meshing stitched over it to hold in an inflated stent. Again I don't remember my exact dressing so I can't really comment on it.
2.5) A nurse actually volunteered to take a pic for me so I wouldn't be taking a weird-angle unflattering photo like this, so interpret that this option wasn't offered however you like.
3) It was mentioned earlier in the thread but I'll mention again that you wouldn't actually see any of the area where hair was removed from. That's kind of the point of it, you get hair removal on the stuff they shove inside you. SIDE NOTE: OHSU offers in-house laser hair removal from their surgical dermatology wing as prep for vaginaplasty. Not sure whether that's relevant to this or not.
4) There wouldn't be much to see right now, and probably won't for a day or two. The first few days, the whole thing has a mesh and gauze stitched over it to hold in the stent that was inserted at the end of surgery.
5: This image isn't really representative of Dugi's surgery technique:
What you are looking at in that image is the first part of a two-stage (1.vaginaplasty, then 2.labiaplasty) surgery. Every surgeon brings their own hallmarks and techniques and I dunno aesthetics??? to the table. Dugi's hallmark is that he includes labiaplasty in with the initial surgery, essentially doing both stages at once. So like, once the stint is removed and all that, the labia Dugi makes is kinda puffy so it just flaps together and doesn't look all open-face sandwich like that.
I honestly don't remember a whole lot about that first week post surgery (I was busy Dilaiudided out past the Milky Way for at least the first few days)
So what you're saying is that you weren't commenting on cartoons like you just smoked babies first joint, and issuing ridiculous demands to websites hours after surgery? How many social media posts did you make the day after surgery?
Edit: Not to be rude torwards you, just asking because Phil has done those things.
I'm personally skeptical that a man with no job, no insurance, and no money has worked up the cash for expensive cosmetic surgery, but we can go back and forth on that forever.
Instead, I propose a simple litmus test:
Phil is a fucking filthy dude. We've seen this over the years, from infected tattoos to greasy skin to soiled, stained clothes. He does not bathe himself regularly, and is not remotely competent enough to maintain the necessary cleanliness following a major surgical procedure.
If he's dead of sepsis in 2 months, grats, he had the procedure.
If he's alive by Halloween, I'm calling bullshit.
I'm personally skeptical that a man with no job, no insurance, and no money has worked up the cash for expensive cosmetic surgery, but we can go back and forth on that forever.
Instead, I propose a simple litmus test:
Phil is a fucking filthy dude. We've seen this over the years, from infected tattoos to greasy skin to soiled, stained clothes. He does not bathe himself regularly, and is not remotely competent enough to maintain the necessary cleanliness following a major surgical procedure.
If he's dead of sepsis in 2 months, grats, he had the procedure.
If he's alive by Halloween, I'm calling bullshit.
Im placing my bets on sepsis and jaundice. If he's being prescribed pain pills, I wouldn't put it past him when he attempts to act cool, down the whole bottle in one go, then ODs, he may even become addicted to them. He gets to the hospital, he in severe opiate withdrawal due to the EMTs administering a dose a naloxone (opiate reversal, also in Suboxone),doctor come in, tells him his stomachs been pumped, and that he will not be able to get pills. The doctor then breaks the news, since he didn't clean his snatch, nor himself, and somehow managed to get a blood infection, he now has sepsis. Also, due to him downing the whole 120 lortabs/Percocets in one go, he also is in the first stage of hepatic failure
So what you're saying is that you weren't commenting on cartoons like you just smoked babies first joint, and issuing ridiculous demands to websites hours after surgery? How many social media posts did you make the day after surgery?
Edit: Not to be rude torwards you, just asking because Phil has done those things.
I mean, I was out like a light for a while but as soon as I had access to my phone again I was pretty active online. It's hard to explain unless you've been there how completely BORED AS HELL you get laying in the same bed for a week. I wasn't exactly writing Dostoevsky or anything, but I was babbling about how terrible the direct-to-DVD quality films they had in the canned "Hospital TV" directory were and how surprisingly good the food was. Sometimes they would let me visit a therapy dog when I seemed lonely or worried (this was my first major surgery and I actually went in with a lot of fear of blood and surgical trauma so I was constantly worried about anything that didn't seem right). The dogs were all wonderful and perfect.
Medicaid covers the entire thing out here, for the record. I honestly haven't been keeping up with this particular situation, but I can say in my case I spent literally a year on the phone daily talking to insurance, LGBT insurance liaisons, schedulers, staff of different departments in the same hospital wing. Like no joke, my phone had a list of 50 contacts from the surgeon, anesthesiologist and all of their backstaff to the LGBT insurance liaison for Medicaid and several of OHP's backstaff and by the time I went into surgery we all practically knew each other by name.
I have to assume the process has been streamlined in the two years or so since I had my surgery date set... at the time there was a whole group of us that were trading info and numbers and co-ordinating things and most had dropped out because they hit a brick wall at some point in the process.
I mean, I was out like a light for a while but as soon as I had access to my phone again I was pretty active online. It's hard to explain unless you've been there how completely BORED AS HELL you get laying in the same bed for a week. I wasn't exactly writing Dostoevsky or anything, but I was babbling about how terrible the direct-to-DVD quality films they had in the canned "Hospital TV" directory were and how surprisingly good the food was. Sometimes they would let me visit a therapy dog when I seemed lonely or worried (this was my first major surgery and I actually went in with a lot of fear of blood and surgical trauma so I was constantly worried about anything that didn't seem right). The dogs were all wonderful and perfect.
Medicaid covers the entire thing out here, for the record. I honestly haven't been keeping up with this particular situation, but I can say in my case I spent literally a year on the phone daily talking to insurance, LGBT insurance liaisons, schedulers, staff of different departments in the same hospital wing. Like no joke, my phone had a list of 50 contacts from the surgeon, anesthesiologist and all of their backstaff to the LGBT insurance liaison for Medicaid and several of OHP's backstaff and by the time I went into surgery we all practically knew each other by name.
I have to assume the process has been streamlined in the two years or so since I had my surgery date set... at the time there was a whole group of us that were trading info and numbers and co-ordinating things and most had dropped out because they hit a brick wall at some point in the process.
Awake for over a day post surgery? I think not. Surgery stresses the body - your surgeon is injuring you. Injuring you in a way that is better for you, yes, but the body isn't very smart and considers a wound a wound. You're hurt, and stressed, you need to heal, exhaustion kicks in so you rest like you need to. You take your pain killers and conk out.
I also don't know what in fuck's name that bandage is doing. I'll grant that isn't my department but seriously, what the fuck? We've got tape y'all, we don't need to send wraps up around the neck to keep tension on a bandage between the legs. I could see extending the bandage higher up on the waist to avoid taping already swollen, sensitive skin close to the incision, but not the sling job, unless Phil is reaaaaally being a baby about dressing changes hurting. Which is. . . possible, now that I think about it, but how often would they change the dressing in the first few days post SRS?
So I’m just going to assume that the offal pit of bacteria, parasites, and viruses that originated as Phil has somehow gained low level sentience and is granting the formerly human host body amazing regenerative properties, thus healing from his surgery and regrowing hair instantly.
I’m no medical professional but wouldn’t they have changed his dressings multiple times before this? Also wouldn’t they keep it prettttty wrapped up while the mangled penis healed?
Then again, this is all a lie and nothing is happening and I bet a thousand thrones Dugi is not even there today, probably celebrating with family and loved ones. Aka: doing something Phil will never do.
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Looks like we're going to get the pics promised in the thread title soon. For real. Totes. Also there was no tape on that dressing.
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Looks like we're going to get the pics promised in the thread title soon. For real. Totes. Also there was no tape on that dressing.
Wtf does he mean tape on the dressing??? The bandage dumb shit was wearing is self adhesive, meaning you don't need tape because it sticks to itself. Also, someone in this thread or another pretty.much guessed that Phil would let everyone know the bandages would be removed today. I guess Phil didn't really get the surgery he wanted, because if he did, the doctors "staff" wouldn't be romoving it, but repacking it. So Phil, have they taught you how to make the fake bandages yourself, as well as how to place your catheter/dialate??? Also, he's posting all this bullshit because he's obsessively reading every single reply on here, then mixing it with his own logic, trying to look like he knows what he's talking about. In all reality though, he's making himself come off as the smartest tard with down syndrome. So one more question...just one more. Phil, have they removed your IV again to ween you off your non existing g pain medication, also, care to tell us what pain meds you're on/the mg and how.much your dosage is??? Your plan totally worked Phil, you put yourself in the hospital because you were dumb enough to OD on laxitives (the only person I've ever known to do that), you probably got your ass surgery from shitting your large intestine out, but you didn't get the surgery you wanted.
That’s a really good point, I didn’t notice that. His bandages aren’t anything like the ones shown in actual GRS surgery. They look like the ones physical therapists use to wrap ankles for minor injuries in sports.
Also it would be more appropriate to call it a ‘Man-kini’ because ya know, he’s forever a male.