FIGGIN 2 Oct 19 - Phil wants to start dating again!

[Pepito The Cat]

Phil isn’t a sexual person, genitalia or not (and I know I’ve flip flopped on this a lot because I want it to be real but don’t think it is). I speculated fucking ages ago, like before this site even existed that he had some kind of Hormone Imbalance based on his voice and a lot of his features. Not like he had Kleinfelters or anything but more like he had something wrong with him hormonally and not just mentally. He really has always resembled a Eunuch to me from Pre-Republican China. Fat, pale, greedy, cowardly, cruel, delusions of power. I mean if he wore a robe, and cut his hair into a Queue and dyed his hair black he could really pull the part off with a little makeup and the magic of cinema.

Well, he did cut off his balls prior to the alleged SRS. Dude's totally batshit.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Well, he did cut off his balls prior to the alleged SRS. Dude's totally batshit.

No he didn’t. He claimed he did, but the nudes he posted showed an entirely unmangled ballsack.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

No he didn’t. He claimed he did, but the nudes he posted showed an entirely unmangled ballsack.

Oh, ok. I thought he getting neutered was canon. My bad.

 

[The Dude]

Oh, ok. I thought he getting neutered was canon. My bad.

Nope, he faked the orchy (poorly). The only thing "canon" about those photos were the pinworms on Phil's FUPA.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I love the fact that Phil lies so much that we talk about “canon” rather than reality.

 

[Deadpool]

Am I the only one who hopes Phil accidentally hits on an actual skin head?

 

[The Dude]

Am I the only one who hopes Phil accidentally hits on an actual skin head?

That would require him to go outside, interact with people, and have the guts to ask someone out. Then there's the fact that big, strong men scare Phil to death.

 

[Deadpool]

That would require him to go outside, interact with people, and have the guts to ask someone out. Then there's the fact that big, strong men scare Phil to death.

A man can dream can't he?

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

Am I the only one who hopes Phil accidentally hits on an actual skin head?

As long as we don’t have to watch the figging the gash sex tape that happens afterward.

 

[AnOminous]

As long as we don’t have to watch the figging the gash sex tape that happens afterward.

I was more thinking the curb stomping.