FIGGIN 2 Oct 19 - Phil wants to start dating again!

[AnOminous]

Several Phil Phollowers have speculated that deep down inside Phil really isn't the radical leftard that he wants people to think he is. He loves guns, has a military and cop fetish, can be pretty racist at times, has some pretty strong fascist/authoritarian views...basically he just wants everything for free without having to work. That's what Phil thinks Socialism/Communism is, so that's what he identifies as. And lefty groups tend to be far more accepting than conservative groups, but Phil easily wears out that acceptance.

He can troon all he likes but he's still obviously just a fucking white male. Usually they'd let that slide because calling into question the validity of a troon's bullshit is too dangerous for other troons to do, since it just reminds people how bullshit all this troonery is for all of them, but Phil, like Jonathan Yaniv, is so blatant and embarrassing about it that they all know what a joke he is and that it reflects on them.

They can't outright disown him, but they aren't going to put him up in their own troon caves.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Phil isn’t a sexual person, genitalia or not (and I know I’ve flip flopped on this a lot because I want it to be real but don’t think it is). I speculated fucking ages ago, like before this site even existed that he had some kind of Hormone Imbalance based on his voice and a lot of his features. Not like he had Kleinfelters or anything but more like he had something wrong with him hormonally and not just mentally. He really has always resembled a Eunuch to me from Pre-Republican China. Fat, pale, greedy, cowardly, cruel, delusions of power. I mean if he wore a robe, and cut his hair into a Queue and dyed his hair black he could really pull the part off with a little makeup and the magic of cinema.

Maria was not an attractive woman by my standards and would be way too old for me anyway. She wasn’t terrible looking though either and was willing to let him leech off the state and stay at home doing his stupid shit while she worked all in exchange for a baby. And then he assaulted her violently for suggesting it too strongly. To put this in perspective, she was very likely hoping to take part of his tugboat and if she had a kid with their own disability also take that, but it would have actually given him the order and structure he needed but he refused and assaulted her.

On top of this Chris is at least peripherally award of what sex and pleasure are. I still think he doesn’t fully grasp attraction, but he does grasp the pleasure aspect. I’m not so sure Phil even grasps the pleasure part of it what with the crying and the aversion to reproduction (not that it’s a bad thing). For all of his sex talk and creepiness towards both men and women, he had the one thing Chris has always wanted but could never achieve put right in front of him - a fuck mommy willing to bare his offspring and take care of him the rest of his life. Something Chris would have jumped at. Phil not only rejected it, he assaulted her.

She may have also asked him to get a job but hey, that’s kind of common sense when you’re in your late 20s. We don’t know and I don’t think any record of all they talked about exists but I do know his tipping point was wanting a kid with him.

 

[Caesare]

Hence why I said, 'had'.

There are significant areas of Portland that were 65% black even as late as the 1980s. The city was 7.5% black overall, a little less than rest of country, but huge for the PNW. They've been consistently driven out of the area by hipster scum over the past couple decades. Of course, Phil chooses to live as far away from those areas that maintain even a 40% black population as possible.

I see. My mistake.

 

[Positron]

I don't think Phil wants to fuck/be fucked by anyone. I don't even think he wants to date anyone.

Nothing in his little spiel suggested anything sexual or romantic. He just needs another thug for security, for Phil is a coward pissbaby and cannot feel brave unless he is among thugs.

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

Anyone ever read Freud's case studies? Wolf Man, Anna O, etc? There's a rich but now decidedly deceased tradition in which Oliver Sacks ("The Man Who Mistook his Wife for a Hat") was probably the last of that line. But I really think Phil would have been gold for the right writer; and Russell Greer and Jacob Sockness, in my opinion.

 

[Big Nasty]

Nothing in his little spiel suggested anything sexual or romantic. He just needs another thug for security, for Phil is a coward pissbaby and cannot feel brave unless he is among thugs.

Phil is scared shitless of thugs, he feels brave when he can be surrounded by wimps and pretend that he is the thug.

He also wants someone that he can be a groveling little toadie to, like Dusty. Phil's real-life behaviour is actually extremely submissive.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So suddenly the badass super soldier needs a big strong skin head to protect him from proud boys and a online forum?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil is scared shitless of thugs, he feels brave when he can be surrounded by wimps and pretend that he is the thug.

He also wants someone that he can be a groveling little toadie to, like Dusty. Phil's real-life behaviour is actually extremely submissive.

I actually believe the closest he comes to actual sexual attraction is his fascination with power and those he perceives as powerful. Dusty is a case in point, or the detailed rape fantasies about his dad. Even Kiwi Farms to some extent - his squeaking about us being “chasers” or asking for nude photos (and posting them even after we said no).

I don’t understand the psychology of it, but it seems to me that in his malformed mind, his desire for power has somehow crossed over with his sex drive.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I actually believe the closest he comes to actual sexual attraction is his fascination with power and those he perceives as powerful. Dusty is a case in point, or the detailed rape fantasies about his dad. Even Kiwi Farms to some extent - his squeaking about us being “chasers” or asking for nude photos (and posting them even after we said no).

I don’t understand the psychology of it, but it seems to me that in his malformed mind, his desire for power has somehow crossed over with his sex drive.

He also asked another tranny to shove ginger root up his ass and when they said no he freaked out and lost like 2/3 of his online friends and even then started asking other people on the web if they would.

Yeah sounds like a stable man.

 

[Mike Hunt]

Phil has always been terrified of sex, despite all his blathering about sex work and BDSM. The one time he actually had sex he ended up crying the whole time. He has a child's understanding of sex (as he does with most things). He knows grownups have sex, and he wants people to see him as a big boy grown up, so he talks about all the kinky sexy sex he sexes so people with think he's a sexy adult. Or at least he did until he discovered what asexuality is and saw a way where he could avoid sex while also having a fancy new label he could add to his paper doll identity.

I could be misremembering, but didn't he once shit his pants just because he was able to touch his crush's dick back in the day? More proof for the Phil is scared of sex statement. Dusty, was it? I forget the name.

 

[Positron]

Anyone ever read Freud's case studies? Wolf Man, Anna O, etc? There's a rich but now decidedly deceased tradition in which Oliver Sacks ("The Man Who Mistook his Wife for a Hat") was probably the last of that line. But I really think Phil would have been gold for the right writer; and Russell Greer and Jacob Sockness, in my opinion.

Nah Phil is very boring from an academic standpoint. We laugh at him because he is full of pretense, and pretense makes good comedies.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Hence why I said, 'had'.

There are significant areas of Portland that were 65% black even as late as the 1980s. The city was 7.5% black overall, a little less than rest of country, but huge for the PNW. They've been consistently driven out of the area by hipster scum over the past couple decades. Of course, Phil chooses to live as far away from those areas that maintain even a 40% black population as possible.

I love it. Phil is an archetypal example of the white gentrification he reckons he's so vocally against. And I bet if you brought this up to him, he'd tell you he's totally Latinx so it doesn't count.

He's also an archetypal example of white male machismo, with all his military talk and braindead aggression and casual racism. I guess you either die a weeb or you live long enough to become everything you hate.

 

[The Dude]

I could be misremembering, but didn't he once shit his pants just because he was able to touch his crush's dick back in the day? More proof for the Phil is scared of sex statement. Dusty, was it? I forget the name.

Yeah, that was Dusty. I don't remember exactly what happened, or even if Phil was successful in touching it, but he either shit or pissed himself when he touched/got close to touching Dusty's big dig, then ran away crying.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Yeah, that was Dusty. I don't remember exactly what happened, or even if Phil was successful in touching it, but he either shit or pissed himself when he touched/got close to touching Dusty's big dig, then ran away crying.

He shit himself. Dusty had to help him clean up after, which included wrangling Phil into the shower, apparently. Which only leaves you wondering if Phil would've just sat in it otherwise.

 

[The Dude]

He shit himself. Dusty had to help him clean up after, which included wrangling Phil into the shower, apparently. Which only leaves you wondering if Phil would've just sat in it otherwise.

Yes. Yes he would have. That isn't the only time someone has had to force Phil to bathe. Before the tax payers began paying for Phil's housing, when he was still "homeless", he suckered some well-meaning people into letting him crash on their couch (I think he was making empty suicide threats to do it since he had run out of people freely offering him a place to stay). When he got there, he was so filthy and smelled so horribly that the people he was staying with demanded that he bathe as a condition of being allowed to stay. Phil threw a tard tantrum, they practically had to physically force him in the shower, and when he was done he bitched the whole time he stayed with them. When he left he posted horrible lies about his hosts, people who were kindly trying to help a tard down on his luck, on social media.

IIRC he stayed with them a couple days, mad horrible messes, demanded they feed him, stole their food, and then faked self harm by scraping himself with a butter knife in an attempt to manipulate them and get his way. That was the final straw as one of his hosts had suffered from depression and self-harming in the past, and Phil faking that shit was too insulting and insensitive for them to tolerate.

Tl;dr: Yes, Phil would happily sit around with mud butt. He's done it before, even bragged about how he doesn't wipe. He's more like CWC than he would ever admit.

 

[AnOminous]

When he left he posted horrible lies about his hosts, people who were kindly trying to help a tard down on his luck, on social media.

And the mongoloid tard then complains about "social embargo" because nobody has offered refuge to this sped ever since then. He is now on a list of complete pieces of shit even troons won't help.

 

[Positron]

IIRC he stayed with them a couple days, mad horrible messes, demanded they feed him, stole their food, and then faked self harm by scraping himself with a butter knife in an attempt to manipulate them and get his way.

Ah don't you miss the days when we had a suicide counter on this board? Phil's never threatened to kill himself for years.

He could only afford to pull this trick back when someone still pretended to care for him. Now that he is completely isolated, with KF his only audience, even his dim mind realized that it is pointless to try.

 

[CheesyBoy]

You guys are forgetting that Chris is married to four different people. Yes, all of them are imaginary, but the fact remains that if Chris can find love, then Phil should have no problem finding himself a nice, imaginary, Antifa supersoldier skinhead.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

He misspelled chromosome 161 because he has 161 extra chromosomes.

If he meant "chromosome 161", and he has 161 extra chromosomes, doesn't that mean that he shouldn't have any?

...the answer is yes, ain't it?

 

[SpaceAce]

You guys are forgetting that Chris is married to four different people. Yes, all of them are imaginary, but the fact remains that if Chris can find love, then Phil should have no problem finding himself a nice, imaginary, Antifa supersoldier skinhead.

Phil almost married one of his imaginary friends, but then they committed suicide.
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That's...that's a real sentence I just wrote.