FIGGIN [2 July 18] Phil grows tired of porn - First side effect of his castration

[The Dude]

LOL, I wonder if he tried to rub his take clit and "get off like a real girl" and the thing fell off because of all the necrotic flesh?

And just because he has male pattern baldness and shaves his head out of shame doesn't make him a skinhead, racist or otherwise. Though, he's still totally a racist.

And that line about "totally having real friends" sure was convincing, wasn't it? It's like the line some date-less loser in high school would would say about his "totally hot girlfriend" who "lives in Canada, so you totally wouldn't know her" to make himself feel better. "I totally have real friends, Kiwi Farms, and they're in real life, too! But you wouldn't know who they are. But they're real! Uh...they just don't have internet access and that's why they never like or comment on my social media. Yeah, that's it! Besides, they're too busy beating up fash and preparing for the revolution for social media anyways! Why aren't I beating up fash and preparing with them if I'm such good friends with them? Well...I, uh..." Yep. Totally believe Phil has friends who aren't imaginary.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

How does he think he can manipulate this raw and dying tissue to orgasm??

Woke magic?

 

[Xanax]

How does he think he can manipulate this raw and dying tissue to orgasm??

Phil is not very intelligent and likely believes that his vagina functions as, and looks identical to, that of a biological female. I would not be surprised if he was genuinely expecting the surgeon to be able to make him a clitoris complete with nerve endings.

 

[nvrwastetree]

LOL, I wonder if he tried to rub his take clit and "get off like a real girl" and the thing fell off because of all the necrotic flesh?

And just because he has male pattern baldness and shaves his head out of shame doesn't make him a skinhead, racist or otherwise. Though, he's still totally a racist.

And that line about "totally having real friends" sure was convincing, wasn't it? It's like the line some date-less loser in high school would would say about his "totally hot girlfriend" who "lives in Canada, so you totally wouldn't know her" to make himself feel better. "I totally have real friends, Kiwi Farms, and they're in real life, too! But you wouldn't know who they are. But they're real! Uh...they just don't have internet access and that's why they never like or comment on my social media. Yeah, that's it! Besides, they're too busy beating up fash and preparing for the revolution for social media anyways! Why aren't I beating up fash and preparing with them if I'm such good friends with them? Well...I, uh..." Yep. Totally believe Phil has friends who aren't imaginary.

See, that's the almost sad part about Phil. He sits at home decideding whether to dialate or to post on Tumblr that he has fake friends, and he picks the latter of the two. I don't know if Phil is trying to impress us for validation, or if he's doing this because he is a delusional liar. He believes he has friends all over the world, with the same exact interests he has, but in all reality, when he is along, by hself at night, in the midst of talking himself out of dialating, he thinks, "the kiwis were right, I really don't have any friends....will you marry me xochi?"

The other thing is this, if he wants to have our attention so bad, instead of writing posts to his Tumblr, which no one reads or cares for, wouldn't it be more sensible for Phil to post here? That way, he will be able to call us facists in real time, and we'll be able to laugh and rediculed him in real time. So come on Phil, come talk shit to us here, unless you're a chickenshit (which he is).

 

[The Dude]

See, that's the almost sad part about Phil. He sits at home decideding whether to dialate or to post on Tumblr that he has fake friends, and he picks the latter of the two. I don't know if Phil is trying to impress us for validation, or if he's doing this because he is a delusional liar. He believes he has friends all over the world, with the same exact interests he has, but in all reality, when he is along, by hself at night, in the midst of talking himself out of dialating, he thinks, "the kiwis were right, I really don't have any friends....will you marry me xochi?"

The other thing is this, if he wants to have our attention so bad, instead of writing posts to his Tumblr, which no one reads or cares for, wouldn't it be more sensible for Phil to post here? That way, he will be able to call us facists in real time, and we'll be able to laugh and rediculed him in real time. So come on Phil, come talk shit to us here, unless you're a chickenshit (which he is).

He won't post here because we won't ass-pat him or support his delusions. We will shove the raw, honest truth in his face, and he can't handle that. He needs to have a buffer so he can bounce and squeak until he convinces himself we are wrong and just jealous of him. He's a fucking coward who can't handle the truth in real time.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The other thing is this, if he wants to have our attention so bad, instead of writing posts to his Tumblr, which no one reads or cares for, wouldn't it be more sensible for Phil to post here? That way, he will be able to call us facists in real time, and we'll be able to laugh and rediculed him in real time. So come on Phil, come talk shit to us here, unless you're a chickenshit (which he is).

He used to have an account here under the name Hispanic Hitlermobile. As far as I’m aware, he only used it a couple of times. My favourite was when he was pretending we carried out a drive-by and he came here posing as a cop and telling us to turn ourselves in. Presumably he was hoping we’d all think, “Well, I sure don’t remember carrying out a drive-by, but I suppose I must’ve. I’ll just go and confess to this crime for which there’s no record.”

The most recent appearance was when the subforum went private and he tried to get around it using his account, only to discover that it had been banned. He was so outraged at being thwarted that he went to social media with a screenshot that proved that 1) he was a member here, 2) he was bothered by the subforum going private and 3) that the reason given for his ban was “autist.”

 

[Corn Sake]

Just think... if we hadn’t made the Phil Phorum public, Phil would’nt have lopped his todger off.

 

[nvrwastetree]

He won't post here because we won't ass-pat him or support his delusions. We will shove the raw, honest truth in his face, and he can't handle that. He needs to have a buffer so he can bounce and squeak until he convinces himself we are wrong and just jealous of him. He's a fucking coward who can't handle the truth in real time.

Well, that's truely a shame then. I would absolutely love to see Phil attempt to post comebacks in real time, I think we would be able to see whatever is in that potato shaped head of his. It really would be entertaining though, him trying to act tough and cool in real time when in reality he's subtly insulting himself. Would be great.

 

[Crisseh]

He won't post here because we won't ass-pat him or support his delusions. We will shove the raw, honest truth in his face, and he can't handle that. He needs to have a buffer so he can bounce and squeak until he convinces himself we are wrong and just jealous of him. He's a fucking coward who can't handle the truth in real time.

Yep, for all his anarchist bullshit, and attention seeking he's really just a lonely sperg with no friends. Every thing he latches onto is either driven away, or doesn't care. Thus he has to preach about his hardcore life, because he has none.

I'm sure he'll try and post something soon, due to Chris getting all the attention thread wise. Phil hardly if ever makes the featured page, because he's not interesting enough. All of it is just rehashes since he lobbed his dick off.

And in the end, I bet it bothers him that Chris actually has people that genuinely care for his well being. Because nobody cares for Phil. He's that kid nobody liked, who acted tough and edgy when in reality he was a coward. He's that guy. Nobody likes that guy. Phil has to pretend he's something else than who he is: A short Italian fat man, who smells, and co-opts whatever trendy movement is happening because he has nothing in his life.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil has to pretend he's something else than who he is: A short Italian fat man,

He’s the Mario brother the others avoid.

 

[The Dude]

Well, that's truely a shame then. I would absolutely love to see Phil attempt to post comebacks in real time, I think we would be able to see whatever is in that potato shaped head of his. It really would be entertaining though, him trying to act tough and cool in real time when in reality he's subtly insulting himself. Would be great.

Remember when Chris would say whenever he saw a penis it would shock him to the point where he would blank out for a while? That's basically Phil, only instead of dicks it's people calling him out on his bullshit or confronting him with reality. Like when his Latino neighbor calls him "Mister Isabel". Phil always comes up with these elaborate and wordy scenarios where he puts that big mean Spic in his place for misgendering him, but in truth the wiring in Phil's brain shorts out for a while, he waddles away on the verge of tears, goes home to bounce and squeak until he calms down, then spends a couple hours rewriting the scenario and posts a complete fabrication to social media where he's a heroic badass instead of a coward.

And that is exactly why he will never directly engage with us here. He can't control the narrative and he is mentally incapable of handling direct confrontation from us. He would shut down, have himself a crying jag, have a good long bounce and squeak session to calm himself, then maybe reply selectively to the least mean posts. That's why he screencaps out posts and then replies by posting to social media. It allows him to pick and choose which comments he replies to, allows him to control the narrative, and gives him a good time buffer to calm down and plan out his response. He's such a yellow wimp.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Remember when Chris would say whenever he saw a penis it would shock him to the point where he would blank out for a while? That's basically Phil, only instead of dicks it's people calling him out on his bullshit or confronting him with reality. Like when his Latino neighbor calls him "Mister Isabel". Phil always comes up with these elaborate and wordy scenarios where he puts that big mean Spic in his place for misgendering him, but in truth the wiring in Phil's brain shorts out for a while, he waddles away on the verge of tears, goes home to bounce and squeak until he calms down, then spends a couple hours rewriting the scenario and posts a complete fabrication to social media where he's a heroic badass instead of a coward.

And that is exactly why he will never directly engage with us here. He can't control the narrative and he is mentally incapable of handling direct confrontation from us. He would shut down, have himself a crying jag, have a good long bounce and squeak session to calm himself, then maybe reply selectively to the least mean posts. That's why he screencaps out posts and then replies by posting to social media. It allows him to pick and choose which comments he replies to, allows him to control the narrative, and gives him a good time buffer to calm down and plan out his response. He's such a yellow wimp.

Not only does tardboy screenshot selective posts, but he also edits out anything that exceeds his hurtful truth level as well. For the times he autistically forgets to sanitize the screenshot, he ends up making the dumbest excuses or comebacks in the rare instance someone calls him out and he doesn't delete it. It's happened so many fucking times since I started frequenting this board, Phil posts a sanitized screenshot (or edited to make him sound like a hero), then immeadiatly throws himself under the bus.

 

[DragoonSierra]

He’s the Mario brother the others avoid.

You mean Green Mario?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

You mean Green Mario?

Phil could only be White Mario.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

sanitize

I remember when he'd censor "Phil" with pictures of birds and pizza slices.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

It allows him to pick and choose which comments he replies to, allows him to control the narrative, and gives him a good time buffer to calm down and plan out his response.

But... that's exactly how conversations in place work.

I think it has more to do with not letting your opponent pick the battlefield. He's probably been fucked with by moderation staff in forums before. Or at least he thought they were when they called him out on his fuckery. Has Phil ever been known to sockpuppet, maliciously edit, DM harass, or any of that other shit that lands you on admin's naughty lists?

 

[nvrwastetree]

Phil could only be White Mario.

You mean he could only be fake latinx Mario right???

 

[The Dude]

But... that's exactly how conversations in place work.

I think it has more to do with not letting your opponent pick the battlefield. He's probably been fucked with by moderation staff in forums before. Or at least he thought they were when they called him out on his fuckery. Has Phil ever been known to sockpuppet, maliciously edit, DM harass, or any of that other shit that lands you on admin's naughty lists?

He had a sock here under the handle Hispanic Hitlermobile...until it became clear that it was Phil. Then he freaked out and fucked off. I would not be surprised that he still has an account here to keep tabs on his threads (and ant thread that he thinks he will be mentioned in), but I doubt he ever posts here for fear that something will give him away and Kiwis will call him "Mister Isabel" or something.

As far as him posting on other forums, I highly doubt it. Phil doesn't grab me as the kind of guy who would enjoy forums. It again goes back to my comments about him being scared shitless of being called out for his stupidity, having the truth presented to him, being corrected, and not being in control of the narrative. For fucksake, he can't even handle seeing his real name and has to censor it like it was a lost Cosmonaut.

 

[drtoboggan]

Him and Russell Greer should befriend each other.

 

[The Dude]

Him and Russell Greer should befriend each other.

*Shudder* That much entitlement, malignant narcissism, and undiluted stupidity should never be concentrated in the same vicinity. It could rip a hole in the fabric of space/time. Besides, they would hate each other politically.