FIGGIN [2 July 18] Phil grows tired of porn - First side effect of his castration

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:cryblood: Why would anyone have that done? None of those photos look anything like the real thing, and more than half of them look like hilarious flesh-coloured sausage balloons that're just missing a couple of knots on the end for a dog face or something. The ones that've used tattooed skin are the most ridiculous. Patchwork penis. Why?

Can you imagine a stereotypical size queen gay guy's reaction to being confronted with that? I know they call it 'gender affirming surgery', but the reaction to seeing those hampipes is gonna be anything but. 'Horror affirming', maybe. 'This was a huge mistake and my sex life is now ruined affirming', most definitely.

Just get a decent strap-on, sheesh.

Edit: still, they're all bigger, better and probably more useful than what Phil had, so there is that.
 
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UselessRubberKeyboard powiedział(a):
:cryblood: Why would anyone have that done? None of those photos look anything like the real thing, and more than half of them look like hilarious flesh-coloured sausage balloons that're just missing a couple of knots on the end for a dog face or something. The ones that've used tattooed skin are the most ridiculous. Patchwork penis. Why?

Can you imagine a stereotypical size queen gay guy's reaction to being confronted with that? I know they call it 'gender affirming surgery', but the reaction to seeing those hampipes is gonna be anything but. 'Horror affirming', maybe. 'This was a huge mistake and my sex life is now ruined', most definitely.

Just get a decent strap-on, sheesh.

Edit: still, they're all bigger, better and probably more useful than what Phil had, so there is that.
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Frankendong monster!
 
sperginity powiedział(a):
phalloplasty is absolutely abhorrent.

they take skin, usually from the forearm or thigh, and use it for both the outside of the "penis" and the inside "urethra". The place they take skin from has a burn victim look afterwards. That's stage one, just a fucking skin tube grafted over the clitoris. They wait for it to heal, lots of them necrotize because of blood flow issues, and then do another surgery to sculpt the glans and insert rods or saline reservoirs to simulate erections. The results are fucking horrifying and you will legitimately be nauseated if you look it up. Here are pics if you're feeling brave http://brownsteincrane.com/ftm-phalloplasty-photos/
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Those photos though. You have a nonfunctional pseudopenis and an arm that permanently looks like you're a burn victim. At least if you're MtF the estrogen can shrink your dick down to something that sorta looks like a clit. The best part is that they also look like the super sanitized version you see in a health textbook. If I were FtM I think I'd just wear those packing boxers or maybe like wear a flesh colored strap on 24/7. Not to mention they have these weird funnel things that let women pee while standing now.
 
nvrwastetree powiedział(a):
So she looks like.shes being raped by the shewee or whatever. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if woman who use these things ends up pissing everywhere but the damn toilet.
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Yea the idea for it supposedly came from something invented by Nasa for women astronauts to wear during EVA and someone saw a market for it, for things like camping, events and such where there isn't any toilet facilities and taking items of clothing off or adjusting them isn't really practical that just so happens to be even more impractical and unhygienic than the problem it claims to "solve".
 
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Good god that looks horrible.
Peeing sitting down is enough of a mess already, i don't need a plastic sheet that smears urine all over me thank you very much
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But apparently the tards who thought this thing was the next big thing in taking a piss obviously had different thoughts. Well, how long until Phil gets one??
 
Ravenor powiedział(a):
Yea the idea for it supposedly came from something invented by Nasa for women astronauts to wear during EVA and someone saw a market for it, for things like camping, events and such where there isn't any toilet facilities and taking items of clothing off or adjusting them isn't really practical that just so happens to be even more impractical and unhygienic than the problem it claims to "solve".
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Another fine invention born from the space race.
 
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Another fine invention born from the space race.
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Oddly the 80's, but the whole shebang is weird it looks more like a pair of Y Fronts with a hospital oxygen mask attached to it that has a small "waist fluid pump" attached to it, but the mask has this weird tacky gell attached to hit to help with adheasion to the skin and prevent leaking.

The men's one is even weirder, it has a small catheter with a beany hat condom that fit's over the glans then a plastic sheath that goes of the penis then is tied off with a bow that goes around the root of the penis and scrotum, and then its wither attached to the inside of a pair of Y fronts like above or taped down to the body and is then attached to the fluid pump an catheter bag arrangement in the leg (I think it's the right leg).

There is also the option of Nappies, but depending on the length of the EVA or for personal reasons this may be ignored / discounted by the planners or the astronought doing the EVA. But apparently they are not popular for obvious reasons, but they are manditory for launch and re-entry procedures as they don't want to risk soft tissue damage during situations where they will be exposed to high G.

You then have to get into the pants of the space suit with that attached...
 
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Oddly the 80's, but the whole shebang is weird it looks more like a pair of Y Fronts with a hospital oxygen mask attached to it that has a small "waist fluid pump" attached to it, but the mask has this weird tacky gell attached to hit to help with adheasion to the skin and prevent leaking.

The men's one is even weirder, it has a small catheter with a beany hat condom that fit's over the glans then a plastic sheath that goes over the penis then is tied off with a bow that goes around the root of the penis and scrotum, and then its wither attached to the inside of a pair of Y fronts like above or taped down to the body and is then attached to the fluid pump an catheter bag arrangement in the leg (I think it's the right leg).

There is also the option of Nappies, but depending on the length of the EVA or for personal reasons this may be ignored / discounted by the planners or the astronought doing the EVA. But apparently they are not popular for obvious reasons, but they are mandatory for launch and re-entry procedures as they don't want to risk soft tissue damage during situations where they will be exposed to high G.

You then have to get into the pants of the space suit with that attached...
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So Han Solo wore a nappy. What a universe we live in.
 
The alternative to phalloplasty for FtM is to take testosterone for at least a full year (during which the clitoris will enlarge), then have a metoidoplasty. There are variations of that procedure, but essentially it involves cutting the ligaments holding the clitoris close to the body, allowing it to hang more like a penis, and usually re-routing the urethra through it.

It's a much simpler procedure than phalloplasty, so it's cheaper, has a shorter recovery period, and the patient is much less likely to develop complications. Since the clitoris is left mostly intact, the resulting phallus is much more sensitive than the nightmare Frankendick resulting from phalloplasty; thus orgasms are easier to have and more satisfying. The catch? The clitoris only gets so big on T, so the result is still a microdick that is too small either for for penetration or to urinate standing up. Basically, it makes pre-chop Phil look well-hung.
 
How can he even fap? His genitals are now a giant raw probably-infected wound. Touching them can bring only quite heavy pain. How does he think he can manipulate this raw and dying tissue to orgasm??
 
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How can he even fap? His genitals are now a giant raw probably-infected wound. Touching them can bring only quite heavy pain. How does he think he can manipulate this raw and dying tissue to orgasm??
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All apart of his extreme machosism fetish, probably shoves peeled ginger up there for extra sexual thrill.
 
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