2/25/22 Tom wants to adopt a Dog - Calling all A-logs

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Tom is disgustingly insistent that sexually stimulating your dog manually is something trainers do. It's not, of course, but Tom is of the mindset that consent starts at eye contact.

It would make sense for Tom to think consent starts at eye contact considering nobody ever wants to make eye contact with him. You can smell him from a literal mile away and if you haven't avoided him by then, you will see a toothless moron calling himself a woman. At that point, looking at him clearly means you want it

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

At that point, looking at him clearly means you want it

By that logic, every kiwi that has looked at a photo of Tom is screwed... quite literally.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

By that logic, every kiwi that has looked at a photo of Tom is screwed... quite literally.

A shit post a day keeps the Tooter away

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

By that logic, every kiwi that has looked at a photo of Tom is screwed... quite literally.

Imagine the girl from the ring, but Tom's gummy face.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Usually I encourage people to adopt a pet from their local animal rescue; they’re saving a life and making a furry friend at the same time. But not this time.

Tom, go ahead and piss your money away on junky rocks and frivolous lawsuits but leave the dogs alone. They don’t deserve to be raped by a deranged hobo.

 

[WASR96]

A dog spending time in a pound, only to be adopted by Tom, arrive at his filthy shithovel, look around, and think "nah, I'm better off winging it on the streets" has to be the most based dog out there. Hopefully it's doing okay, anything is better than staying within 50 feet of Tom though.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Wait a second, the dog that died after Tom gave it “noogies” was named Lady… Tom is a tramp… It’s like he was planning to fuck that dog from the start!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Wait a second, the dog that died after Tom gave it “noogies” was named Lady… Tom is a tramp… It’s like he was planning to fuck that dog from the start!

Tramps tend to walk to various cities looking for work.

 

[ñññ]

A dog spending time in a pound, only to be adopted by Tom, arrive at his filthy shithovel, look around, and think "nah, I'm better off winging it on the streets" has to be the most based dog out there.

Clever little fella, he saved himself from this:

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Clever little fella, he saved himself from this:
Wyświetl załącznik 3041815

20 minutes into fetch and he gives you this look

 

[AnOminous]

Clever little fella, he saved himself from this:

I'm glad that dog preserved its anal virginity from that disgusting rapist of children and animals.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Man, just think: that failed attempt to give a dog “noogies” was the final sexual encounter of Tom’s entire life. How ignominious, yet how in-character.