2/25/22 Tom wants to adopt a Dog - Calling all A-logs

[BlueArmedDevil]

 

[A Gay Retard]

I hope the Pima Animal Care Center runs the occasional Google Search for "[Name] +dogfucker"

 

[Owlflaps]

Do animal shelters in Arizona run background checks on potential adopters? Because if they do, I hope they find out that Tom forcefully whacked a dog's pee pee.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Christ, he’s only had money a couple of weeks and he’s already looking for a trophy wife.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Christ, he’s only had money a couple of weeks and he’s already looking for a trophy wife.

He needs to get that trophy wife locked down before he wastes all his money on pebbles

 

[AnOminous]

This dogfucking child rapist should never be trusted with an animal. He will fuck that dog raw.

 

[FencePost]

I know the site's policy is to never, ever pozload my neghole, but I think Tooter deserves an exception.

 

[deso2y]

Congratulation on your marriage @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg !

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Hopefully this one knocks him off a cliff like the last one.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I guess he's decided to end his celibacy.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I know the site's policy is to never, ever pozload my neghole, but I think Tooter deserves an exception.

Tom’s so dumb that he’ll probably tell them, unbidden, that they shouldn’t believe any stories about him being a pedo dogfucker, all he did was…

 

[Feetus]

I am not a dogfucker. But if I were a known dogfucker, I would be adopting dogs far away from public sources and organizations. I would be using a fake name and adopting from Facebook, craigslist, or Michael Vick - anywhere that isn't centralized.

I would not be adopting from a government-run animal shelter with a publicly-available address and phone number on its website. I would not be adopting from a shelter with a mildly active Facebook page and a very active Twitter page. I would not be adopting from a place where anyone can send anonymous feedback. Most importantly, I certainly wouldn't be boasting about this on social media. Because while Kiwis do not interact with their thread-subjects, there are most certainly other people who would call up this shelter and tell them about my new-age methods of animal care. Obviously, if the shelter asks any questions, they'll definitely trust a customer who looks like this:

Tom has displayed a new, wonderful kind of retardation that only comes with age, brain rot, and years of half-assed HRT.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I mean, aside from the way Tom licks his lips whenever the dog faces away from him, another issue is his age. Realistically, that dog is going to outlive him by many years, and it’s not like he has family or friends to take care of it.

 

[Interchanger]

All Kiwi's in Arizona you have till the 27th to save the German Shepard puppy from the ruthless hands of a Dog Fucker. He said he has to wait till then to pick it up, just go down to the shelter and say I'd like the Dog and unlike the last person of interest I don't fuck dogs like he dose.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Don't you love how Tom had two relative dies, an Uncle and his Mother, and all we've seen him do is talk about his money and useless rocks? I mean, we knew all along he only thought of them as a source of shekels, it's just disgusting to see the proof.

This also proves that Tom's hippie ideals were always bullshit contractor grade copium. The minute he gets money, he starts consooming like a capitalist pig. It just proves Tom was always and will always be full of shit.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Pretty sure they'll see if he can actually look after the animal and not have it returned or worse. They do around here.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

“Tom wants to adopt a dog”

This has to be some sick joke.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Pretty sure they'll see if he can actually look after then animal and not have it returned or worse. They do around here.

Hasn’t he been posting that he doesn’t know where he’s going to be living in the next month or so? He can barely even look after himself.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Hasn’t he been posting that he doesn’t know where he’s going to be living in the next month or so? He can barely even look after himself.

He's never been able to look after himself. It's why he gets a government allowance and eats out of garbage cans. Any dog he'd get would be eating from trash cans too.

 

[repentance]

All Kiwi's in Arizona you have till the 27th to save the German Shepard puppy from the ruthless hands of a Dog Fucker. He said he has to wait till then to pick it up, just go down to the shelter and say I'd like the Dog and unlike the last person of interest I don't fuck dogs like he dose.

It's owner has collected it.