FIGGIN 15/03/17 Another Kiwi Patrol LIVE!

[NobleGreyHorse]

In case anyone had the slightest doubt where the name "Jingles" came from, Phil shows us.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

He sounds like he has ball bearings banging around in his pocket.

Or that's the sounds of the little BB rolling around in his skull as it tries to fall into the dimple.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

So, does anybody have this archived?

 

[JSGOTI]

So, does anybody have this archived?

Video in the OP is an archive.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Video in the OP is an archive.

Oh, my mistake.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

the last 50 seconds are an even fatter version of this:

 

[Apocalypso]

Phil almost has his Bebop cosplay down perfectly now.
Wyświetl załącznik 193518

Philbob and Cocksteady (Chris)

 

[Graffiti canvas]

uh, couple weeks ago there was um, uh, I had a situation of... a Kiwi Farmer tried to take photos of me in Pearl District and I jumped them and confiscated their camera.

God I hope none of you ween fucks actually got jumped and beat by Phil. As much as I hate weenfags, no one deserves to get bested by an autistic potato.

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

Phil thinks he can evade us, little does he know that our spies are so good he will literally never find them

 

[ON 190]

God I hope none of you ween fucks actually got jumped and beat by Phil. As much as I hate weenfags, no one deserves to get bested by an autistic potato.

Shit no. That's one of his repeated lies. It's always either a Kiwi or a cis person taking his picture, so he assaults them and either "takes the SD card" out of the phone or just plain breaks it.

 

[AnOminous]

God I hope none of you ween fucks actually got jumped and beat by Phil. As much as I hate weenfags, no one deserves to get bested by an autistic potato.

Anyone who could get their ass beat by Phil totally deserves it.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I initially agreed with that but I doubt all wheelchair bound women have it coming

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil thinks he can evade us, little does he know that our spies are so good he will literally never find them

Especially since we put that tracking device in his phone.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

You know when people watch a really hot person going by? It reminded me of that. Except with more panting.

What does Phil actually expect to find on these Kiwi patrols? He finds a Kiwi agent - what then?

* RAEP FACE*

Especially since we put that tracking device in his phone.

Hiring the CIA and NSA to help spy on autistic tards was money well-spent. They now have an entire Cow Division.

 

[TS 298]

Hiring the CIA and NSA to help spy on autistic tards was money well-spent. They now have an entire Cow Division.

CIA-Cows Investigating Autism
NSA-Neutralising Sperging Autists

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

CIA-Cows Investigating Autism
NSA-Neutralising Sperging Autists

Our tax-dollars at work!

 

[Positron]

Our tax-dollars at work!

But we saved so much on tugboats!

 

[melty]

Next time he does this, can somebody please poke me? I have friends who work downtown and know that area.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

CIA-Cows Investigating Autism
NSA-Neutralising Sperging Autists

NRO- National Reeeeeeeconnaissance Office

 

[2spooky]

Shit no. That's one of his repeated lies. It's always either a Kiwi or a cis person taking his picture, so he assaults them and either "takes the SD card" out of the phone or just plain breaks it.

Or black. Can't forget the "black thugs" who were the original assailants and who had their knife tossed into a storm drain.