FIGGIN 15/03/17 Another Kiwi Patrol LIVE!

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Untangle your headphone cables, you fucking mongoloid.

 

[lemongrab]

He does 'ride' his 'daughter', though only inside his basement, like Josef Fritzl did.

Read it, didn't get it, read it again, then realized what it said. Holy shit that got DARK.

 

[nhocgreen]

Only tards film in vertical.

Also I like how he kept turning to look at street signs and bikes.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Only tards film in vertical.

Also I like how he kept turning to look at street signs and bikes.

He was scouting for a second daughter.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Remember when Phil said he went stealth about his autism?

 

[Ravenor]

Remember when Phil said he went stealth about his autism?

You can't stealth something that big.

 

[MG 620]

Nha it's another lie, it's not even the first time he used that lie.

Indeed, no one really gives a shit about Phil. He's just an internet retard.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Ever notice that he never actually asks but demands donations?

Phil really is like an inept mugger.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Only tards film in vertical.

Also I like how he kept turning to look at street signs and bikes.

You know when people watch a really hot person going by? It reminded me of that. Except with more panting.

What does Phil actually expect to find on these Kiwi patrols? He finds a Kiwi agent - what then?

 

[Teeter]

What does Phil actually expect to find on these Kiwi patrols? He finds a Kiwi agent - what then?

Gonna have to go with "shit himself and do nothing"

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

The donations part at the end.... I feel like there is a small tie in here without the sales pitch.

For example, his recent post on "$50.00 donations gets a vidya of me hiking the Portland date rape trail" or whatever he said, he's like his own Patreon setup. So perhaps the walking video was to show that he really goes out, and because he did this, give him money.

Similar to CWC's horrendous game and "gimmeh $5". Except we expected that.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

".things have to hang"

"what are those for?"

" just so you can hear it"

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Not sure if that is wind I'm hearing of his heavy ass breathing.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Not sure if that is wind I'm hearing of his heavy ass breathing.

his heavy ass

 

[Apocalypso]

He's patrolling again this time live.

I'm working on getting a live feed linked.

Shit stream looks like it's ended the most interesting bit's are the last 50 seconds, he's repeating the confiscated phone lie again an begging for a body camera.

Edit the 5th;

Here it is, sorry about the delay, the Adepts in the technical department where not so Adept -
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The Pig Man Cometh

 

[RP 520]

The Pig Man Cometh

Phil almost has his Bebop cosplay down perfectly now.

 

[Poor Choices]

I hope Phil narrates more vids because his battle with pronouncing "th" is simply magical. Elizabiff Waiff.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

Potato's edge!

 

[Mary Lee Walsh]

Im starting to wonder if phil enjoys eating his foot fungus more than he does cheese

Those boots are Phil Phungus Pharms

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

He sounds like he has ball bearings banging around in his pocket.