Surgery [13 Feb 18] Revenge of the Silt - 99 days til his imaginary surgery

[Positron]

I don't remember the boob job claim

It was soon after he completed the imaginary orchiectomy. He also gloated about undergoing voice training.
In typical Phil fashion, he forgot the lies as soon as they left his fat trap.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

But there isn't a surgery to fix retardation.

 

[Tr1gg3r]

I slept too long, somebody explain to me what is going on.

 

[AnOminous]

Goes back to what ive been saying since ive joined

Whos worse, the people with pathetic lives that are documented on here

Or the people whos pathetic lives consist of stalking those people on the internet

We're all sad fuckers. The fact that I stalk Phil is one of the less pathetic aspects of my life.

 

[JSGOTI]

Hes been posting pics of him at an electrolysis clinic.

He's only ever posted pictures of him OUTSIDE the electrolysis clinic. I don't have the picture handy, but he made a document from a template with a fake schedule on it. For something like 2-3hours of electrolysis 3 times a week, but the header was left as 'your company name here'

 

[ADN_VIII]

But there isn't a surgery to fix exceptionalism.

That's called a lobotomy.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Phil Wars:
The Kiwi Menace
Attack of the Spuds
Revenge of the Silt
A New Lie
The Kiwis Strikes Back
Return of the Tranny
The Ogre Awakens
The Last Tranny
The Next Tranny

 

[___-]

Got ASMR vibes from the crinkling sounds.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

hil Wars:
The Kiwi Menace
Attack of the Spuds
Revenge of the Silt
A New Lie
The Kiwis Strikes Back
Return of the Tranny
The Ogre Awakens
The Last Tranny

From His Nap

 

[ThePlagueTND]

I don't follow the adventures of Phil as much as most of you. Just reading the comments to all this though:

The thread on him was started as a reaction to him. Then he found it and reacted by doing stupid shit on a regular basis, like this. Meaning you reacting to him made him do even more dumbshit.

So essentially the best gift is the one you give yourself in this case.

 

[The Colonel]

Is he going to the same surgeon as Brianna Wu?

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Is he going to the same surgeon as Brianna Wu?

probably not, too pricey for his tastes, even if he could get back to the east coast on short notice. If he does do it, it might be in a back alley with Phil and a couple of drunk guys and various unsafe surgical implements given his poor impulse control

 

[Quijibo69]

He's going to tattoo a vagina in his crotch and call it a day.

 

[Jaimas]

But there isn't a surgery to fix exceptionalism.

There is, but a gun is involved.

 

[de_DEVIL_tails]

I really hope the procedure goes off without a hitch and phil can prepare for the next phase of his life

 

[ToroidalBoat]

We've been on "100 days til surgery" for literally as long as I've read this sub, and that's like 2 entire years.

Longest 100 days ever.

 

[shecameforcwc]

His surgery will happen the same day that Amber Lynn Reid loses 200 lbs.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

99 days with cock on the wall, 99 days with cock!
Take one down and pass it around, still 99 days with cock on the wall!​

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

99 days until Phil is HOLE.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Remember when he said that a plastic surgery said that with his bone structure he could support a pair of double d's?

I remember.

This potato is a liar.

An ugly.

And fat.

Maybe that's why he likes cheese. To increase his flesh canvas for the poor bastard what has to tattoo another street sign or bicycle on him.