Surgery [13 Feb 18] Revenge of the Silt - 99 days til his imaginary surgery

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I don't know if it has been brought up already or not, but one of the post surgical care instructions for neovaginas is regular dilation with different sized dilators (it is set of medical dildos, I do wonder if they come from the same factory as the novelty kind?). If you fail to dilate on schedule the orifice will lose depth or width and eventually heal shut. The schedule is intense at first and then eventually relaxes to a weekly schedule, if I recall correctly. It is painful at first so lots of troons have fucked up neovaginas from failing to dilate. You need access to privacy and clean running water to insert and wash your prescription dildos, as well as the mental health required to follow self care routines. No one will ever hand out vaginoplasty to homeless troons with hygiene problems. The orchiectomy is more plausible because it is a more technically simple procedure, pretty close to vasectomy.
 
I don't know if it has been brought up already or not, but one of the post surgical care instructions for neovaginas is regular dilation with different sized dilators (it is set of medical dildos, I do wonder if they come from the same factory as the novelty kind?). If you fail to dilate on schedule the orifice will lose depth or width and eventually heal shut. The schedule is intense at first and then eventually relaxes to a weekly schedule, if I recall correctly. It is painful at first so lots of troons have fucked up neovaginas from failing to dilate. You need access to privacy and clean running water to insert and wash your prescription dildos, as well as the mental health required to follow self care routines. No one will ever hand out vaginoplasty to homeless troons with hygiene problems. The orchiectomy is more plausible because it is a more technically simple procedure, pretty close to vasectomy.

Atleast his pinworm will have somewhere warm to sleep.

Honestly I'm going to be very surprised if this happens.
If you recall Phil had a road map for his slit surgery.
He was supposed to be getting wearable fake breasts and facial feminisation as part of his "living as a woman" commitment.....didn't happen
He was supposed to be getting vocal coaching....nope
He was supposed to be getting a boob job a few months ago....never happened
He was supposed to be getting electrolysis to remove his man hair from his genitals (cause having that shit grow back is prime infection risk) still not happened.
And unless Phil has been hiding away a thousand or so dollars to go private his basic bitch insurance will get cover this kind of surgery unless in very rare cases he gets a shrink to sign off on it.


Also he still can't ride a bike
 
Because Phil wishes it was invisible.
Don't we all?

Atleast his pinworm will have somewhere warm to sleep.

Honestly I'm going to be very surprised if this happens.
If you recall Phil had a road map for his slit surgery.
He was supposed to be getting wearable fake breasts and facial feminisation as part of his "living as a woman" commitment.....didn't happen
He was supposed to be getting vocal coaching....nope
He was supposed to be getting a boob job a few months ago....never happened
He was supposed to be getting electrolysis to remove his man hair from his genitals (cause having that shit grow back is prime infection risk) still not happened.
And unless Phil has been hiding away a thousand or so dollars to go private his basic bitch insurance will get cover this kind of surgery unless in very rare cases he gets a shrink to sign off on it.


Also he still can't ride a bike
The big disadvantage Phil has as an almost compulsive liar is that he's a complete tard, so he just can't remember what he's said. I mean, apart from the occasional mention of electrolysis, we've heard nothing of any of the long list of things he said he was getting before they cut his knob off. I think at some level he's aware that he's too dumb to remember his own lies, and that's why he has the calendar - it's too big a lie for other people to forget, but not big enough that he'll remember when he said he was due to have it.

Under the circumstances, you'd think it would be easier to just not lie in the first place, but for some reason Phil doesn't consider that an option.
 
Atleast his pinworm will have somewhere warm to sleep.

Honestly I'm going to be very surprised if this happens.
If you recall Phil had a road map for his slit surgery.
He was supposed to be getting wearable fake breasts and facial feminisation as part of his "living as a woman" commitment.....didn't happen
He was supposed to be getting vocal coaching....nope
He was supposed to be getting a boob job a few months ago....never happened
He was supposed to be getting electrolysis to remove his man hair from his genitals (cause having that shit grow back is prime infection risk) still not happened.
And unless Phil has been hiding away a thousand or so dollars to go private his basic bitch insurance will get cover this kind of surgery unless in very rare cases he gets a shrink to sign off on it.


Also he still can't ride a bike
Hes been posting pics of him at an electrolysis clinic.

I dont remember the boob job claim
 
Technically, the electrolysis is to keep hair from growing inside the neovagina. :cryblood:
I wish we had a rating that simultaneously conveyed both "informative" and "horrifying."

Hes been posting pics of him at an electrolysis clinic.

I dont remember the boob job claim
He made a long post detailing all the various procedures and treatments he was going to have and (I think) when he was going to have them, and that included a boob job, voice therapy, electrolysis and The Chop. I suspect he finally did some research into gender reassignment and posted everything at once.

Since then he's either forgotten everything except the electrolysis and the actual cockectomy or has realised that most of it clashes with his autistic pretense that he's already a sexy trans woman with hordes of chasers and a successful career in prostitution who passes perfectly. I'd go with the former, though.
 
Hes been posting pics of him at an electrolysis clinic.

I dont remember the boob job claim

Back when he was ranting about bra shopping and how he only had second hand bras....

I wish we had a rating that simultaneously conveyed both "informative" and "horrifying."


He made a long post detailing all the various procedures and treatments he was going to have and (I think) when he was going to have them, and that included a boob job, voice therapy, electrolysis and The Chop. I suspect he finally did some research into gender reassignment and posted everything at once.

Since then he's either forgotten everything except the electrolysis and the actual cockectomy or has realised that most of it clashes with his autistic pretense that he's already a sexy trans woman with hordes of chasers and a successful career in prostitution who passes perfectly. I'd go with the former, though.

My guess is this
He saw other former friends of his like Jordan had actually progressed with their transition and got pissy.
The plan would be to role play his surgery's until eventually revealing like last time "epic ruse to hide true date from kiwis".
Only problem was Toren, he has to be very careful about what claims he makes because Toren loves getting drunk and calling him on his lies.

The best bit is full not that long ago declared transition a tool of the CIS yet he's forgotten already and still going ahead.
 
You're all dumb as fuck

Phil isnt getting any surgeries
Phil doesnt want to get any surgeries
Phil is only interested in reading you idiots talk about him

Remember when the forum was hidden he stopped doing and saying any stupid shit until people like @MMX started sending him screenshots of the threads because of how desperate they were for something to talk about
 
No, please...
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...leave my childhood out of thi-
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:’(
 
Did it Phil already claim he got his surgery? Or did elite Kiwi operatives ruin that for him. Can't wait for him to forget where he's at with his countdown and come up with some other ridiculous lie.

He claimed he had his balls cut off and then posted a picture where he was obviously just tucking and plus it was disgusting and filthy and he had pinworms.

Under the circumstances, you'd think it would be easier to just not lie in the first place, but for some reason Phil doesn't consider that an option.

It's sort of like with John Flynt, where we know more about his own lies than he does because :autism:

John actually lies more and is closer to the profile of a pathological liar, being actually intelligent enough to know on some level that his lies won't stand up to scrutiny.

Phil is just stupid. I'm not sure if he's a pathological liar or just really dumb and a normal liar.
 
I thought to even be considered for a pickle inversion you had to be demonstrably living as a woman and suchlike for several years. Which Phil, given his complete aversion to anything requiring effort and thus total inability to even try to pass, hasn't been.
 
You're all dumb as fuck

Phil isnt getting any surgeries
Phil doesnt want to get any surgeries
Phil is only interested in reading you idiots talk about him

Remember when the forum was hidden he stopped doing and saying any stupid shit until people like @MMX started sending him screenshots of the threads because of how desperate they were for something to talk about

If that's true, it's pretty fucking sad. I mean, how pathetic and bankrupt does your life have to be in order for you to make up easily disproven lies just to make an internet forum talk about you so you can pretend like you are interesting and your life has meaning? And not only make up a bunch of bullshit lies, but also make props to backup your lies/so you can keep your bullshit straight? All so you can get attention and pretend like your life isn't a meaningless and irrelevant waste.
 
If that's true, it's pretty fucking sad. I mean, how pathetic and bankrupt does your life have to be in order for you to make up easily disproven lies just to make an internet forum talk about you so you can pretend like you are interesting and your life has meaning? And not only make up a bunch of bullshit lies, but also make props to backup your lies/so you can keep your bullshit straight? All so you can get attention and pretend like your life isn't a meaningless and irrelevant waste.
Tbh id be pretty entertained watching you lot argue over stupid shit if i was him

Like hes said on about 8 different occasions hes going into hospital to get his balls cut off and for some reason every time it happens you all start questioning if its legit or not
 
If that's true, it's pretty fucking sad. I mean, how pathetic and bankrupt does your life have to be in order for you to make up easily disproven lies just to make an internet forum talk about you so you can pretend like you are interesting and your life has meaning? And not only make up a bunch of bullshit lies, but also make props to backup your lies/so you can keep your bullshit straight? All so you can get attention and pretend like your life isn't a meaningless and irrelevant waste.

Almost as sad as you have to be to spend years actually paying attention to this fat faggot and keeping track of all his lies.
 
Almost as sad as you have to be to spend years actually paying attention to this fat faggot and keeping track of all his lies.
Goes back to what ive been saying since ive joined

Whos worse, the people with pathetic lives that are documented on here

Or the people whos pathetic lives consist of stalking those people on the internet
 
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