12/4/21 Tom's got a plan - Tom lays out his land scheme a.k.a Mayor of hobotown

[MasterDisaster]

Tom seems to be think that his supposed 16k is somehow 160k. Non-profit organizations are bureaucratic nightmares. While board members and volunteers can earn wages (the California standard being 18$ an hour for your basic volunteer; board members can make up to 40$) the founder is not allowed to have a wage. Most often require having a Bachelor's Degree as well.

This is clearly Thomas grifting; he can barely survive off of the government...does he think he can really live off the land?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Didn't Tom have some already have sort of scheme years ago where they were all going to live in the desert in teepees or something?

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder if Sabrina is available as the statutory agent?

The only thing statutory about anything Tom does is the rape.

 

[MediocreMilt]

This is clearly Thomas grifting; he can barely survive off of the government...does he think he can really live off the land?

He can always ask Null for some tips during the next Banana Pepper season.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This plan is going to be a bigger failure than La Zorra.

I disagree, if only because I reckon Tom’s going to lose interest long before he actually buys any land. Unless he gets conned out of his money by some scammer, in which case he will take the top spot.

I like the thing about how the young will need to follow orders. Why? He needs them to do the hard work, they don’t need him. What’s he going to do, kick them out and dig the toilets himself?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I disagree, if only because I reckon Tom’s going to lose interest long before he actually buys any land.

Tom's hoping whoever else he cons into this project to do all the bureaucratic and financial heavy lifting. The man lacks the attention span to actually go through the legal process of setting up a non-profit.

 

[Space Cooter]

Reminder that Tom has zero regard for contracts-legal, verbal or implied.

Reminder that his father bought him a home he was supposed to pay minimal rent on. Tom refused tp do that, squatted on it, turned it in to a disgusting shit hovel, and then his father basically cut tom off.

Plenty of severely mentally ill people fuck over their families. Unless they’re pathological assholes like tom they feel contrition when they’re right. Tom felt nothing other than anger at his family for not letting him take advantage of them.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

It's time to recreate the South Park episode, Die Hippie, Die.

Was it Johnny Rotten who said "Never trust a hippy"?

 

[pug]

I disagree, if only because I reckon Tom’s going to lose interest long before he actually buys any land. Unless he gets conned out of his money by some scammer, in which case he will take the top spot.

I like the thing about how the young will need to follow orders. Why? He needs them to do the hard work, they don’t need him. What’s he going to do, kick them out and dig the toilets himself?

There's a video of him trying to tell some young buskers to move to another spot where they will make more money, they ignore him and he gets furious with them. They just laugh at him because he's an old queen and nobody cares. It will work out like that when he starts his own farm.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I ain't gonna work on Tommie's farm no more

Well, he puts his joint out in my face just for kicks
His bedroom window is made out of bricks
The National Guard stands around his door

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

When Tom inevitably starves to death Id like to purchase his skeleton for a display piece. Stick him on my front lawn as a halloween decoration.

 

[Space Cooter]

When Tom inevitably starves to death Id like to purchase his skeleton for a display piece. Stick him on my front lawn as a halloween decoration.

That skeleton is gonna be mushy as shit . Toms bones are gonna be sponges with his diet and ridiculous horse piss pills. You’re gonna need to engineer some sort of support system to keep the skeletons shape in tact.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Toms bones are gonna be sponges with his diet and ridiculous horse piss pills.

Sounds prefect for an old dog with bad teeth.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

I hope this endeavor is successful for Tom. Seriously. Just because if he stays busy managing a community, he won’t have enough free time left to rape kids or molest dogs.

 

[AnOminous]

I like the thing about how the young will need to follow orders. Why? He needs them to do the hard work, they don’t need him. What’s he going to do, kick them out and dig the toilets himself?

And anyone capable of doing that work is also entirely capable of smacking him in the chops if he starts talking shit.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

And anyone capable of doing that work is also entirely capable of smacking him in the chops if he starts talking shit.

Any land he could get for sixteen grand would be in the middle of nowhere. They could kill him and get away with it. “He got really mad and ran off into the desert. He seemed kind of manic.” No one would find it implausible.

 

[BigTodd]

Tom lacks impulse control and thus will be broke far before he could ever find land much less acquire it.

 

[AnOminous]

Tom lacks impulse control and thus will be broke far before he could ever find land much less acquire it.

He'd be the kind of moron to buy land in Florida SUPER CHEEP and then be amazed when he goes there and it's all underwater.

 

[Banh Xeo]

Ok let’s see this non profit Tom it’s “next week”