12/4/21 Tom's got a plan - Tom lays out his land scheme a.k.a Mayor of hobotown

[Consider Lizärds]

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[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I'm pretty sure this story ends with a bunch of bones scattered by coyotes in the desert, like the death valley germans.

"Your clearly masculine bones are picked clean by the same dogs you fantasized about. No one realizes you've died, and you're quickly forgotten"

 

[Retired Junta Member]

I think they may succeed and live in absolute squalor in some filthy shack. It wouldn’t be too difficult for him to find some desperate, miserable and lonely wino to recruit.

 

[Space Cooter]

So Tom is going to bank roll a few retards to hang out together for a few weeks and do drugs with him.

It would be funnier if there weren’t innocent hard working Arizona tax payers. These folks will have to pay thousands of dollars per year to warehouse Toms useless worthless ass until he finally dies.

 

[pug]

What a fucking retard. Please move to the desert and let buzzards pick your bones.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Now the average farmhand salary is around 25k a year or $12.50 an hour. Tom is looking for $100 a month to run a farm, so about one 8 hour day per month for both room and board and meals. And this is going to be a place for old people, not able bodied farmhands.
So basically the entire plan hinges on a bunch of young people busting their ass to run the farm or have jobs and spend their income on upkeep.

Tom, you already live off the labor of other people. I don't see any reason to further complicate the matter.

Also, even in a fantasy world where upkeep and equipment costs don't exist, the only thing he's going to get for under 16k is completely unarable land in the middle of the desert or mountains; thankfully there's no group better fit for living in harsh conditions cut off from all services than the elderly.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What a fucking retard. Please move to the desert and let buzzards pick your bones.

He's going to lead his people into the dessert for 40 queers to reenact the 10 commandments. Tom should be referred to as Moissanite. His only commandments are
1. "Suck that girl dick".....
2. "Let me bang kids"
3. "Let me bang dogs"
4. "Give me cocks".

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I hope whatever happens makes for a great documentary in about 5-10 years time. This will be a hilarious train-wreck of unprecedented proportions.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

He's going to lead his people into the dessert for 40 queers to reenact the 10 commandments. Tom should be referred to as Moissanite. His only commandments are
1. "Suck that girl dick".....
2. "Let me bang kids"
3. "Let me bang dogs"
4. "Give me cocks".

Adopting by laws is part of making a non-profit

I wonder if Sabrina is available as the statutory agent?

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I hope whatever happens makes for a great documentary in about 5-10 years time. This will be a hilarious train-wreck of unprecedented proportions.

Tommeeshpuram: The Untold Story of Depravity, Desolation and Insanity. Only available on Netflix.

Don't fuck this up @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg it could be your one shot at social immortality.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Oh FUCK!

If Tom goes and builds his own Tranch, there probably won't be Internet, and if there's no Internet, we won't find out when the COPD finally takes him and the other smelly hobo hippies scamper off with his thousands.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

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A venerable bee hive of retirement community building activity

 

[Look over there]

While this would be entertaining, it won't happen. He won't get it together.

 

[Consider Lizärds]

This is an interesting aside, Slab City, an actual alternative hippie collective thing (with meth) perhaps most famous for its shrine, which appeared in Sean Penn's "Into the Wild"

 

[SofondaCox]

Sad to think of all the geriatrics who are exploited by MLM schemes like this one.

Tom is that guy who robs grandma at Christmastime. No surprise there.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I hope Tom's space juice help him create his hippie community on Uranus.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

I'm pretty sure this story ends with a bunch of bones scattered by coyotes in the desert, like the death valley germans.

I'm pretty sure this story ends with Tom raging impotently at us in this very thread, followed by more seething and coping while still wallowing in cockroach filth as he simply shat himself and did nothing like he always does.

As soon as the first poster here gets a MATI rating you will know this.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Futile effort. Tom does not share, he is 100% a taker. The most common hypocrisy of many hippies and beatniks.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

People are questioning the plan.

I'm sure Tom will respond in a calm and rational manner

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

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That would work if Thomas actually was a hippie. But he isn't. He's too angry to be one. I thought hippies were supposed to be chill.