12/21/21 Tom's 9 hour sperg a thon - I'm not watching it

[Chuckie Kane]

Pure, money loving, child grooming mania.

I remember way back when the streaming limit was eight hours. It seems that ScrewTube has up'd their ante in terms of live streaming times.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I remember way back when the streaming limit was eight hours. It seems that ScrewTube has up'd their ante in terms of live streaming times.

I think he pre-recorded it, and 12hrs is the cutoff for pre-recorded material for a verified account. I'm not too sure about livestreams themselves. Hell, I remember when youtube videos couldn't be more than 10 minutes unless you were a "partner"

Times have changed.

 

[$hakerattle]

I made an attempt at the first half, whenever I had some downtime during the week. Never used a spoiler on this site before, hope it works.

Spoiler: This is my first time using a spoiler, help

0:00 - Smokes a joint. Everyone who criticizes Tommie is actually just projecting.

7:15 - FIRST phone call. 911, wants TPD for "ongoing non-emergency issue" aka "a terrorist threat." Dispatcher asks typical questions, gets dismissed by Tommie. Spergs about not being male or female, insists the issue is urgent, needs urgent callback. Insists there is a terrorist waiting for them with an AR-15, has no idea where they're located. Dispatcher tries to ask questions, Tommie talks over her. This is one of the most annoying things about Tommie's calls, stop talking over people. Call ends as usual, with Tommie making vague threats about lawsuits and dragging the police to the US Attorney General's office. Every time the dispatcher tries to end the call, Tommie interrupts and keeps rambling about suing them. Tommie yells at the dispatcher, also as per usual. Tommie, raising your voice doesn't make anyone work faster. It actually has the opposite effect. Nobody wants to help someone who isn't treating them with respect.

13:40 - Smoking, gazing at computer screen while pounding on keyboard.

14:30 - SECOND phone call. Price & Price, personal injury attorneys. Tommie is a "targeted celebrity" who needs an attorney. The receptionist informs Tommie that they only handle auto accidents. Not sure what else Tommie expected from "personal injury attorney" tbh.

16:05 - THIRD phone call. Legal Shield. After listening to the automated menu, Tommie hangs up because it's not the right one or something.

16:45 - FOURTH phone call. speaks with Giselle at Diamondback Legal. "My name's Tommie, and I'm not a man. But I'm not a woman either, I'm an intersex person." Tommie, I say this as someone with many trans people in my life, do you know what a bizarre and nonsensical introduction that is? It's just weird, and not in a fun way. Also, I'm begging you to stop using the phrase "young, dumb, and full of cum." It was funny in rap songs. It's not funny coming from you, especially when you're saying it to some poor receptionist. It's creepy. Anyway, Tommie is rambling, and the poor woman is trying to make sense of it. Receptionist calls Tommie "sir" several times. Weird moment where Tommie claims to be indigenous again, and something about indigenous folks not using the internet/Zoom, which is utter nonsense. Especially during the pandemic, when a lot of tribal councils were held via Zoom in order to stay connected and make important decisions, but what do I know? Anyway, after agreeing to a 2PM phone call, Tommie continues to ramble and confuse the poor receptionist. Is called "sir" a few more times.

23:20 - "See how I handled that one, fuckheads? I'm good at this, I'm Auntie Tommie." Okay. Tommie, if you aren't obligated to forgive anyone who's hurt you, then why is your family held to a different standard? Clearly, you've hurt your family. Even if they're at peace with you, they choose not to have you in their lives, and that's completely valid. You can't force yourself on folks. Tommie reads a conversation with Michael West, for some reason. That lasts about 10 seconds before the subject changes to summarizing the previous phone calls. Tommie then decides to call the health department and/or building department. After tapping on the phone for a minute or so Tommie takes another hit from the joint and lets us know that they just sent a text threatening their landlord with a lawsuit. Tommie needs an attorney to file papers.

28:15 - Coughing fit and appearance from dirty mug. Tommie, you should probably give that mug a good scrubbing, maybe a diluted bleach soak. It's not looking good.

28:50 - FIFTH phone call, lads! Time to rant about the slumlord. We're barely into the call before Tommie raises their voice again. Tommie stands up, and we can see their fly is down. After being transferred, Tommie greets the new speaker with the usual "not a woman, not a man" speech. Threatens lawsuit against the landlord over the pest situation. The guy calls Tommie "sir," which prompts more vitriol. There's illegal work going on, stuff built out of code, etc. Tommie yells their address again when the guy politely asks for the information. Tommie is called "sir" for the third time, this prompts a meltdown. Tommie is threatening to file a complaint against the guy now. This is eerily reminiscent of the Gamestop MA'AM incident. Anyway, guy is a "shmuck," and the call ends with Tommie threatening to send the cops. Random sperging ensues. Tommie wants to get back into the headspace they were in at the age of 45, wants to get back into shape. Flails around. "I'm a dancer before I'm a fighter."

34:36 - Tommie receives a phone call! The SIXTH of this stream. It's the pest control service, wanting to know if they can stop by tomorrow. Tommie lets them know there are bedbugs in the apartment. Unfortunately, the pest control folks don't handle bedbugs. Tommie proceeds to yell at the employee, insists THEY need to let Tommie's landlord know that they're vacating the premises, etc. Tommie won't let the employee speak, keeps interrupting. Tommie, you know it's not the job or responsibility of the pest control person to speak to your landlord on your behalf. Seriously, the call should have ended without you berating the poor woman. Being angry at a shitty landlord is valid, but that doesn't give you the right to take it out on other people. Pest control lady does a great job remaining calm. Sometimes I wish I could send gift baskets to the people Tommie verbally abuses over the phone.

36:15 - Tommie, your fly is still down. I guess you remembered to wear pants, at least Pacing and sperging ensues. I wonder, have any of Tommie's neighbors ever complained about noise? I'd be concerned if there was so much yelling from a neighbor. Tommie's not sure where they want to end the stream today, which seems irrelevant because the stream will continue for more than eight hours at this point.


42:17 - SEVENTH phone call! This is more phone calls than I make in a week, if I can help it. Keller Williams. Tommie explains that he sent a message to the landlord threatening legal action. Also recaps the pest control conversation. Tommie is vacating immediately and will be suing. Demanding compensation for bug spray, ointments, lost horn and camera. Tommie, it sucks when things are stolen, but legally the onus is on you to lock and protect your valuables. Insurance would cover property in the event of loss/theft. Again, the onus is on you. For some reason, Tommie replays this message before sending it (as urgent).

46:32 - Mostly silence and keyboard pounding with occasional giggling.

1:00:30 - Coughing. More keyboard pounding and giggling.

1:07:23 - Tommie is feeling edgy and stressed. Some math ensues when Tommie mulls over the valerian dosage. Sperging about "restoring indigenous biodiversity." Reading your own social media posts, big oof.

1:19:20 - Tommie discusses why they post on forums full of haters.

1:20:10 - A knock on the door. Just a package, sadly. More keyboard pounding, silence, and giggling ensue. Also smoking. Periodically spergs about stuff online, with a focus on indigenous things.

1:50:30 - Call number EIGHT, I believe. Oh god, this is the NIMH. Tommie received a text message re: Nigel Igger. Believes this is real, also believes the security guard was a NIMH plant. FFS, anyone else would see a text like this and delete it. "You suck, and you're fucking with my life." No, Tommie, the NIMH is not doing anything. Whoever listens to that message is going to be like WTF.

1:55:12 - Tommie wants Rain (?) to move in right now. "You're going to need to earn your own cash, but I'll give you a good nest and keep the fridge full." Rain wisely responded "I don't trust you." Tommie contemplates calling Arianna to discuss this. More keyboarding pounding and silence. A text message is received, not much is said about it.

2:11:20 - We're told about the contents of the package that was received earlier. Wires, beads, ear hooks. Tommie is gonna "go to town now." Won't be spending much time online, which seems to have been disproven by all the recent posts here. More keyboard pounding, smoking, and silence, with occasional chatter about the tabs Tommie is closing.

2:30:00 - The NINTH phone call. This time it's from a financial advisor handling Joan's estate. During this call, Tommie states their SSN in front of the camera. I was almost impressed with the beginning of this phone call because Tommie wasn't interrupting the caller, but that ended pretty quickly. The caller remains professional even when Tommie rambles about being intersex and makes a comment lamenting that if they were younger they would have a pregnant husband, or something. Tommie, you don't need to give the "mutilated hermaphrodite" speech to every single person you talk to. Props to Pete for being professional and placating. Also, despite Tommie stating that they only have 12 minutes for this phone call, it lasts much longer due to Tommie's random chatter. Keyboard pounding and silence ensue.

2:51:50 - It occurs to Tommie that the attorney hasn't called, so now it's time for the TENTH phone call of the stream. Diamondback Legal. This entire conversation is a big oof. The attorney is trying to placate Tommie, and you can tell he's looking for the best/most polite way to say certain things. He's "intrigued", so who knows, maybe he'll be on the Farms soon. Tommie, pro tip: you don't have to entice attorneys by saying you have $5,000. If an attorney feels the case is winnable, they'll take it. Period.

3:40:05 - Time for the ELEVENTH call! South Tucson PD. I guess technically this is also the TWELFTH call too, since Tommie dials an inactive number first. Short and sweet, because the call's picked up by a guy in the records room who can't do anything.

3:43:10 - So now we have the THIRTEENTH call, which is Tommie calling 911 to "check the status" of the request placed earlier. Tommie talks over the poor operator, but we've come to expect that I guess. I think Tommie believes that talking over someone, with or without raising your voice, is a form of control that will magically produce the desired result. In reality, it's just rude and makes people care less about whatever you're on about. Tommie screams "You're going to WHAT?" when told someone else will be getting on the line. Tommie keeps shrieking at the woman, insisting that this is not a mental health crisis. Doesn't seem to realize that shrieking isn't helping. "You know who's recording this? GOD SHIT." The woman is confused, so Tommie clarifies. "The master of this planet is watching this through my eyes!" Because that doesn't sound like someone having a mental health crisis at all. The woman calls Tommie sir for a second time, which leads to Tommie demanding her supervisor. The woman transfers Tommie. I'm sure all of the screaming reassured her that this is not, in fact, a mental health crisis.

3:53:15 - Tommie is transferred not to a supervisor, but to the crisis line. Not really a new phone call, but splitting it up because the last bit was getting long. Tommie refuses to provide any information to the poor woman, telling her to get it from the woman who transferred the call. Tommie talks to the camera, saying that they have an attorney will take the case as soon as the cops verify that Tommie's not "fucking nuts." This is not what the attorney said, but okay. As soon as the woman's back on the line, Tommie proceeds to interrupt and antagonize her. "Tom can get real mad, and if Tom's armed Tom can kill a lot of people in a real short time." Yes, that definitely won't raise any red flags with the behavioral health specialist. Excellent. Continues to talk over the poor woman throughout the phone call. Says a lot of things that are going to raise red flags on their end, so I won't be surprised if there's eventually another psych hold. Tommie continually insists that snipers are watching the house. Adding this poor woman to my hypothetical gift basket recipient list. During this call, Tommie tries to "explain" Chris-Chan to the poor woman. Call ends with Tommie screaming "GOODBYE" into the phone as the woman offers a mobile crisis unit. Call ends at approximately 4:12:00.

Working on the second half, whenever I have downtime. Mostly just time stamping the phone calls for anyone who's interested.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

@$hakerattle you're a fucking champion.

 

[$hakerattle]

Finished up the second half. Thankfully, there were some long periods of silence and keyboard banging. I was able to note the phone calls, anyway. Tommie ended the stream by responding to some of the AMA questions. @Tragi-Chan is mentioned quite a bit. Also, based on one of the phone calls in this section it would seem that someone at TPD called off the mobile crisis unit.

Spoiler: Here we go

4:12:00 - Approximate timestamp. THIRTEENTH call ends with Tommie screaming "GOODBYE" at the poor woman. Tommie is going to "take a shower and shave" and look nice whenever the crisis people show up. Tommie decides to check the mail. We can hear Tommie yelling at someone as they return. Tommie's "trying to get business done, and they wanna put me on fucking drugs." So I guess Tommie was yelling about the crisis team to someone. Tommie wavers between cleaning house and taking a shower. Neither happens.

4:17:15 - Nevermind, it's time for the FOURTEENTH phone call. Diamondback Legal again. Tommie's looking to speak with Greg Larsen. Leaves a voice message stating they'll call back because they don't want to leave a message on the machine.

4:18:35 - Tommie makes the FIFTEENTH call of the stream. Diamondback Legal again. Tommie receives an incoming call from Greg while chatting with the receptionist. Decides to merge the call. Now Tommie has two receptionists on the phone. Tommie tells the receptionist that when trying to get TPD to talk to Greg Larsen, they've decided to dispatch a mobile crisis team. Receptionist calls Tommie "sir," gets the mutilated hermaphrodite speech in return. The receptionist tells Tommie that Greg will reach out "when he can" and tries to end the call peacefully.

4:22:06 - Tommie makes the SIXTEENTH call of the stream, stating they want to get out of range of the camera for this conversation. Not sure why, everything is still audible. If you want to have a private conversation, maybe don't stream it?

4:33:50 - Tommie returns to the computer. Keyboard pounding ensues. Tragi-chan gets a mention! Congrats, Tommie reads some questions you'd posted. Tommie got racist with Dyn because Dyn got racist with Tommie, or something. Two wrongs always make a right, I suppose? More Q&A, general sperging.

5:16:35 - SEVENTEETH phone call! TPD complaint department, basically. Decides to call an alternate number provided on the recording, hangs up.

5:17:30 - Now we have the EIGHTEENTH call! TPD office of professional standards. Tommie wants someone to call their attorney. Instead of keeping it short and sweet, Tommie proceeds to relay way too much information. Woman tries to ask pertinent questions, Tommie continues to talk over her. Woman agrees to have someone call Diamondback Legal, and will also try to call off the mental crisis team. Asks Tommie to "keep it coherent" and wait for a callback. This is followed by general sperging. Tommie will "live forever" through these videos.

5:29:25 - Trigger warning: recorder. Dirty mug is also visible in the foreground. That really needs a bleach cleanse. Wanders outside around 5:30:20. At some point, you can hear Tommie talking to someone outside. Nothing too interesting, IMO.

5:37:00 - Tommie misses a phone call.

5:55:05 - Tommie's back inside. Discusses making a salad, because there's some tomato and lettuce in the fridge, along with one (1) carrot that isn't dead. Hasn't showered "today or yesterday." Tommie is a two-spirit, but "can't be both." Okay. When Tommie has to be the male and female role in a household, their hygiene goes to shit. Shows off new grinder. Realizes the camera has been recording for six hours. Proceeds to sit, stare at computer, pound on keyboard, and giggle.

6:17:45 - Tommie realizes that it's after 5pm and the administrative lines are closed, but needs to make some calls. Wanders off camera.

6:23:55 - Tommie returns. Shows off a "healthy soft drink" that's made in China. Contemplates the actual purity of the "pure water" ingredient, wonders what the hell organic flavoring is. Pounds on keyboard.

6:46:55 - One of Tommie's Indigenous friends works in a mental health facility, and she's very proud of herself. She doesn't live on or near a Res and she's not into "Native politics," but she's a nice Native lady. Spergs about POC and the new grinder (again).

6:51:45 - Tommie realizes that Dispatch never called, decides to call them. Realizes they missed a call at some point (this was probably the call that happened when Tommie wandered outside). Tommie decides to call back, making this the NINETEENTH call. However, since it's after 5pm, the TPD woman who originally called is long gone.

6:53:15 - Tommie calls 911, for the TWENTIETH phone call of the stream. Doesn't do a very good job of explaining the situation, so the operator is understandably confused. Tommie starts to raise their voice without any provocation from the operator. Asks to be transferred to the crisis line, gets called "sir." Tommie proceeds to do the whole intersex story while the operator connects the call. The operator is incredibly professional. Mentions that she's "heard of" Tommie, which makes sense because I feel like they've done some internal training re: handling these phone calls. Tommie continues to talk to the operator, long after they've disconnected and left Tommie with the crisis operator. Tommie has to ask the crisis operator to repeat herself because Tommie was talking over the poor woman. Maybe if Tommie would let people talk, this wouldn't happen so frequently? Just a thought.

6:57:55 - Splitting this up, since Tommie was technically connected from 911 dispatch to the crisis line. Operator asks the usual questions, Tommie becomes increasingly agitated. Instead of providing simple answers to the simple questions, Tommie rambles and makes the entire call last longer than necessary. "I was mutilated as a baby" is mentioned for absolutely no reason. Around 7:04:15 Tommie starts yelling into the phone, refers to TPD as "tools of empire." 7:05:15 is more screaming, heads up for headphone users. Tommie is billing TPD $50/hour for time spent dealing with them. Gets up, leaves, returns about a minute later. Sings off-key, not realizing the poor woman has still been on the line the entire time. Crisis woman decides to transfer Tommie again.

7:07:15 - Still on the TWENTIETH call, but splitting it since we have yet another transfer. This conversation is cringe from the start. "I'm billing you at $50/hour if I have to sue anybody, ma'am." Tommie is a "very angry business woman." Man, I feel pretty bad for everyone who fields these calls at TPD. Tommie gets abusive over the phone, and it makes me genuinely uncomfortable at times. Anyway, the woman confirms that the crisis unit was cancelled. So I guess it wasn't Tommie's attorney that called them off, it was someone with TPD.

7:13:00 - Banging on keyboard. Discusses Arianna briefly.

7:48:15 - Tommie discusses the pics posted on KF, wonders why nobody ever screencaps their smile. "What about the face that people love to hug?" People frequently tell Tommie they want to hug them and they're beautiful. More banging on the keyboard.

7:59:55 - Discusses the bedbug situation a bit. Gets a phone call from a Minnesota number. This would have been the TWENTY-FIRST call, but nobody was on the line so Tommie hangs up. Discusses the NIMH conspiracy to gaslight Tommie and employ trolls. Bangs on keyboard some more, periodically discusses forum posts.

9:32:04 - Tommie looks at the AMA, I guess the one posted here? Worth a listen if you were hoping Tommie would respond. SofondaCox gets a mention. Tragi-chan gets another mention, as do @RadioactiveMonkeyMan , @Yep I'm on T.V. , and @repentance . A few other KF users are mentioned briefly. TPD likes Tommie, trolls are wrong. Tragi-chan is mentioned again, wow, Tommie must like you Tommie answers @MasterDisaster 's question about the IRS, sort of (not really). Tommie mentions having an account with Synchrony Bank that had a balance of $500 and they "burned." I know that Amazon uses Synchrony for their store cards, so I guess maybe Tommie defaulted on those payments. Hoffman Group is either a criminal syndicate or a NIMH op. Tommie's father had an attorney, never had to deal with "any of this shit." I feel like Tommie thinks an attorney is going to solve everything, somehow. Tommie ends the stream, but not before teasing that there was an Easter egg in the video.

During this stream, there was a whopping total of TWENTY (20) phone calls. Technically 21, I suppose, although the caller didn't say anything on the last one and Tommie just hung up.

 

[AnOminous]

Remember, Tom totally owns us. That's why he spent an entire day impotently chimping out at random government officials trying to convince them that calling him a child molester, just because he admitted molesting a child, is somehow illegal.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Sounds like Tommy can’t stop thinking about us. Oh well, I dare say he’s free to keep building his hate hotel on the wrong side of history.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

go study the libel laws. just because it may be true that i had an improper contact with a minor forty years ago, that does not grant you any protection to call me a pedophile and child rapist today.

There's this thing in North America (As well as the UK and any place going with English common law) called "fair comment" or the "honest comment" on true facts. Which people here have given as they just read what you yourself post and repeat that and call you a molester because of the things you yourself have said. The comment in question must be based on facts which are true (given that they come from your own words) and distinct from statement of fact or imputation. The comment in question must also be of a matter of public interest (you being a danger to children and animals would be of public importance)

Helps to know real lawyers and deal with them constantly so you can ask questions whenever you need to.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

@$hakerattle You have more patience than I EVER could.