Right around the time “
Schlemazel”
Bin Tooter,
"direct descendant of [M]oses and [A]aron" and "mouthpiece for YHVH and SHECHINAH", started making a horse’s backside of himself over the alleged “Sabrina” [an entity whose existence I’m still not sold on] matter, I encountered a lolcowish sperg on another website who, like our hygienically-challenged friend in AZ, liked to rail against current age of consent laws and who imagined himself as the target of a huge conspiracy by various and sundry and who felt the website in question was a tool that existed so that bad actors could specifically screw with him.
We’ll call him “Burt”.
Burt never claimed to have engaged in illicit and unlawful sexual contact with a minor child, but he did engage in a several-years-long campaign of activities that were just shy of actionable harassment against a locally well-known professional woman [incidentally, this fruitcake was also living in AZ when all of what I’m describing went down] who’d rejected his advances, and also seemed to believe he was an advocate for “young girls” who were apparently being “programmed” by a certain group specifically to keep him from finding a life partner.
After relocating to Iowa, “Burt” ended up getting convicted in absentia for an incident where he chained a bank door shut and forced employees to contact the FBI for him – as he’d not had any success on his own getting them to go find all the mean internet people who’d taken issue with his online buffoonery and fallen into the black hole that was his personal unreality of a certain organization being wholly responsible for all his life’s ills.
He was tried in absentia because he’d somehow gotten out of psych-holds and fled to the great white north, where he apparently is still residing as a fugitive from justice with an active warrant issued by IA.
I mention this because among other creepy acts, he liked to advocate for a friend of his who’d been convicted of disseminated sexually explicit material to minors and forced to register as a sex offender. The guy owned a restaurant and, allegedly, had been watching porn on a TV viewable by diners and employees alike. Among other colorful arguments “Burt” liked to use to defend his buddy was that, and I’m paraphrasing, “the girls all had boyfriends, were likely sexually active, and had to have seen porn before”.