Tattoos 11/8 - Phil posts delusional tattoo/surgery plans, denounces CWC and Kengle arbitrarily AGAIN

[ToroidalBoat]

To paraphrase a great troll, Phil [probably] won't ride a bike this way or any other way.

Republic of Izzy a new imaginary country or a renamed version of the same country?

Phil may now think he's a one[1] man "latinx transwomyn" country.[2] Australatina IRL. In a recent FB post, Phil referred to buying mace as "defense spending" and people giving him stuff as "resupplying."

"Izzy's unwanted balls will be bye-byes"

Phil's trying to sound like a cute anime girl speaking in 3rd person? I guess "Sakura" never really died then.

[1] (along with his "headmates")
[2] (inb4 he's big enough to be one)

 

[DangerousGas]

Phil doesn't need an attraction sign. He needs an quarantine sign. With ink

Fixed that for you.

 

[K/S wordsmith]

but Phil is still unhappy because he totally forgot that bicycles don't just hurt for men, they can hurt for women too. So his balls weren't really the problem to begin with.

nope, those anatomic saddles for women that have been around for 125 flippin years or so are purely a tool of patriarchal oppression.

Now I think we've all seen phil rant on 'goodbye balls that my daddy rape-touched' and 'I hate cis men'. But has his caseworkers/psych screener?

I mean, it seems like that could factor in. Maybe they'd like to explore the possibility that someone is trying to escape a trauma through desperation moves as opposed to a more inherent gender dysphoria.

EDIT : just saw the "concerned party" thread. Looks like someone called that in??

 

[Lemon Vagina]

As if we're not going to end up seeing his next horrendous tattoo- two days later and he'll be desperate to show it off.

 

[bzewzi]

Is Herspanic (jesus christ you use the english feminine for the pun? could you be any more white phil?) Republic of Izzy a new imaginary country or a renamed version of the same country?

I think he's saying he's so huge he counts as a country.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

As if we're not going to end up seeing his next horrendous tattoo- two days later and he'll be desperate to show it off.

Maybe I read his rambling incorrectly, but I thought the private show was to show off his ball-less dick after the surgery.

 

[The Dude]

Remember a few months ago, before he was chimping out daily about us and before the Asspat Brigade found out that Phil lies constantly, when a post like this would usually get at least a dozen or more "likes"? And now he can barely muster two likes. I guess people can only buy so much bullshit before they decide they have better things to do with their lives than validate the delusions of a homeless blubber ape.

 

[Ahffline]

Too bad all he doesn't take steps to identify as a "person who has a job, rents their own living space, and practices regular hygiene." Regardless of what surgery he has or what tattoos he defaces his skin with, he'll still be a vile human being. Voluntary castration won't change that, Spudnik.

 

[GetShrekt]

Too bad all he doesn't take steps to identify as a "person who has a job, rents their own living space, and practices regular hygiene." Regardless of what surgery he has or what tattoos he defaces his skin with, he'll still be a vile human being. Voluntary castration won't change that, Spudnik.

First step would be to stop appropriating Hispanic culture. We all know you love the white man, Philbert.

 

[Twrx]

Let me get this straight. He's going to have a private instagram for just his penis? For someone who says they're trans, he seems obsessed with his cock and balls.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Let me get this straight. He's going to have a private instagram for just his penis? For someone who says they're trans, he seems obsessed with his cock and balls.

Pretty sure it's for one of his "totally not the artwork of a retarded child" tattoos. That being said, I wouldn't put it past him to have one for the filth encrusted abomination that is his genitalia.

 

[Lemon Vagina]

Maybe I read his rambling incorrectly, but I thought the private show was to show off his ball-less dick after the surgery.

...either way, my point still stands.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Reading these posts 3 years later after he actually HAS had his nuts scooped out with a melon-baller, his penis flayed and turned inside out then the dickmeat sliced down to a nubbin of fake 'clitoris' and the whole thing stuffed into a hole where his taint used to be and sewed down into the general shape of a vagina except twisted and reeking is a very humorous experience.

We gonna see you on that bike real soon, Phil!