Tattoos 11/8 - Phil posts delusional tattoo/surgery plans, denounces CWC and Kengle arbitrarily AGAIN

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Thetan powiedział(a):
Isn't it odd that only Phil seems to have this issue? There are pre-op mtf trans people, as well as men who seem to have no difficulty riding a bike. Also (sorry to go there) but we've all seen the bare-assed pic of Phil where you can clearly see his balls. They don't appear to be especially large.

I (seriously) suspect that his fat ass is more of an issue. A lot of bike seats are very small and thin. He probably just needs an extra wide bike seat. Take, for example, this one, which is only $29.99 and, besides having an extra wide seat has extra padding as well.

http://www.bikeberry.com/sunlite-cloud-9-gel-cruiser-saddle.html?gclid=CPfn7fy_g8kCFZMvgQodsvoEeA



... tedious work.... :roll:

It also sounds like Phil is taking a page from Der Kripple Fuhrer with the whole screening of his new Instagram project.
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nope, no male has ever successfully ridden a bike. The last one to try was in 1947 and he was never heard from again.

RAAM, TdF and Paris-Roubaix are all propaganda by the patriarchy and are entirely CG (they used to just hold up a cartoon flip-book in front of the camera)

I find those gel seats work against the beginning rider (who usually have enough padding on the other side of the interface) since they don't offer good support. Not that'll he's actually be riding in winter, but the gel tends to get hard in freezing temps

there are plenty of 'anatomic' seats for his bullshit problem and there's always 'bents.

but none of that will cure lazy poseur syndrome


"that serve no purpose on a bike saddle" -- well, at least he's picking up on the 90s style cat 1 party line...no cyclist ever juices with anabolics ;)
 
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Fun fact: Getting tatted before or after a major surgery is a huge no. Your body won't be able to heal properly, and it puts you at risk for bacterial infections if you have nortoriously poor hygiene. There's even a bigger chance of getting Heptatis C from poorly sterilized medical/tattoo parlor equipment.

Here's to hoping you get Hepatitis C after your surgery, Philthy!
 
Owlflaps powiedział(a):
Fun fact: Getting tatted before or after a major surgery is a huge no. Your body won't be able to heal properly, and it puts you at risk for bacterial infections if you have nortoriously poor hygiene. There's even a bigger chance of getting Heptatis C from poorly sterilized medical/tattoo parlor equipment.

Here's to hoping you get Hepatitis C after your surgery, Philthy!
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This is assuming any surgeon's willing to risk his medical career to help a mentally deranged man lose his testicles. There's no chance in hell anybody's going to do this knowing full well that Phil hasn't got a clean space to live where he can prevent infection. Even if he did Phil's never taken good care of his personal hygiene.
 
hood LOLCOW powiedział(a):
"Izzy's unwanted balls will be bye-byes"
Rates Phil optimistic.

Also loved how getting tattoos saying "I'm female!" is more important than actually acting like a woman and not a spastic spud.
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Don't forget, he thinks tattoos will make him more feminine than something like electrolysis, hormones, dressing or acting like a woman in any way, shape or form. And, somehow, having a vag, which nobody will ever see, will somehow convince everyone that he's really trans.

I got news for you, Phil: There are trans women out there like Baily Jay nobody questions that she's really trans. Know why? She actually puts a little more effort into it than covering herself in half-assed tattoos! Hell, even Kaitlyn Jenner is more convincing than Filthy Phil.
 
"Hmmm, people have a hard time believing that I'm a trans woman. Should I put more effort into passing? Naaah I'll just tattoo it all over my body!"

Phil fails to realize that seeing someone who is obviously male covered in tattoos that say he's female makes him look retarded.
 
AnOminous powiedział(a):
Because tattooing shit like "Yo quiero Taco Bell" and "Chinga tu Madre" all over yourself is feminine.
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Phil doesn't seem to understand what a woman with tattoos looks like. Might I offer a suggestion? http://beautifulwomenwithtattoos.tumblr.com/

Notice how their tattoos actually look good. Also notice how, even without the tattoos, nobody would think they're men. Hell, even if one of them did have a penis, I still don't think most people would call her a man.
 
Psycho powiedział(a):
Phil doesn't seem to understand what a woman with tattoos looks like. Might I offer a suggestion? http://beautifulwomenwithtattoos.tumblr.com/

Notice how their tattoos actually look good. Also notice how, even without the tattoos, nobody would think they're men. Hell, even if one of them did have a penis, I still don't think most people would call her a man.
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Even if any one of those women had perfect replicas of Phil's tattoos, they'd still be 1,000,000x the woman Phil is. Even if there was a single trans person amongst them.
 
I had to come out of lurking just to ask this, because it's been stewing with me for a while now: Has Phil ever mentioned anyone in particular that'd be helping him through recovery? Every surgery I've ever had- even the most minor out patient procedures- the surgeon would straight up ask me who was taking me home, keeping an eye on me, etc before even bothering to book me into their schedule.

No doctor worth a damn is going to cut this guy then just release him into the wild to go fester under an overpass or maybe hang out on some rando's couch. Especially not a SRS surgeon. And I'm kind of under the impression that Phil's got no one left in his life who's willing to house him for a full week, much less take care of him when he's doped off his ass on pain meds.

And you know, maybe it's just me, but I'd way rather be sitting on my balls than a fucking surgical incision if I had as much of a cycling boner as this clownshoe. But that's just me.
 
wet_butt powiedział(a):
No doctor worth a damn is going to cut this guy then just release him into the wild to go fester under an overpass or maybe hang out on some rando's couch. Especially not a SRS surgeon. And I'm kind of under the impression that Phil's got no one left in his life who's willing to house him for a full week, much less take care of him when he's doped off his ass on pain meds.
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Yeah, actually, SRS surgery is fairly involved. You stay in the hospital for a little while afterwards. Most people I've talked who have had that surgery were out-of-towners and since the doctor was going to want to see them a week or after leaving the surgery, they actually had some kind of recovery room.

Know what, Phil? The recovery room isn't going to be covered by insurance, state or otherwise. And it's expensive, too. Maybe, just maybe, if you had decided not to get one or two of those over-priced, ugly tattoos, you could have used the money on that, but we all know where your priorities are.

Sure, I guess he could go back to sleeping under a bridge or camping out after getting surgery, especially since there are SRS surgeons in both Philidelphia and San Fransisco and Phil wouldn't be an out-of-towner; but fresh surgical wounds are prime breeding grounds for infection and I can't think of an easier way to get an infection than being homeless (or "houseless") after getting major surgery. And doctors know this, too. See, the thing is, doctors can be a conservative bunch; they don't like to preform surgery unless they're damn sure it's going to go well because if it doesn't, they can very easily get sued. I honestly don't see any surgeon performing on Phil unless they're confident that he'll be able to perform post-op care and that includes hygene.

Not to mention, with this specific surgery, the doctor also needs to be confident that you're in the right frame of mind. After all, this is a surgical operation to deal with a psychological problem and if they deal with the wrong psychological problem, again, a lawsuit could be filed. And I don't see Phil ever being able to pass any kind of psychological evalution. Hell, coming in there, covered in ugly tattoos with badly spelled Spanish would set off anybodys' alarm bell.

But let's say the doctor is ok with Phils' lack of hygene and his messed up mental state. Know what? They're going to look at your physical state and if you're overweight or if you have other, serious health issues, they won't perform on you. Better put down that block of cheese, Phil. Not to mention, the various diseases he's riddled with would interfere.

If he's serious about getting surgery, my tip is that he start out by finding a social worker and getting into a housing program; San Fransisco is probably filled with them, and even if he can't find one specifically for trans people (which is unlikely), he'd still be better off than he is now. Use that state health insurance to start seeing a doctor to find out what other health issues you have and deal with them; then find a psych doctor (it might be a requirement, depending on what type of housing program you get into) and if you aren't going to try to improve your mental state, at least learn how to convince other people that you aren't batshit crazy. If Phil did these things, he would drastically improve his chances of getting surgery..... but he's never been very good at listening to good advice, has he?
 
I always forget that this surgery isn't for Phil to get a vagina...it's literally just for his balls. He makes this big deal about how this surgery will make him a her...but it won't. Men don't become women just because they don't have balls. Granted, if this were someone who was serious about their gender reassignment, it would be a big step for them.

My bets are as follows:
1) Surgery doesn't happen but Phil pretends it does, kinda like how he pretends he was raped by his dad and how he pretends he's been shot at
2) Surgery doesn't happen but Phil claims it's because of CIS trans-hating doctors and not because he never planned to do it in the first place
3) Surgery does happen, but Phil is still unhappy because he totally forgot that bicycles don't just hurt for men, they can hurt for women too. So his balls weren't really the problem to begin with.
 
4Macie powiedział(a):
I always forget that this surgery isn't for Phil to get a vagina...it's literally just for his balls. He makes this big deal about how this surgery will make him a her...but it won't. Men don't become women just because they don't have balls. Granted, if this were someone who was serious about their gender reassignment, it would be a big step for them.

My bets are as follows:
1) Surgery doesn't happen but Phil pretends it does, kinda like how he pretends he was raped by his dad and how he pretends he's been shot at
2) Surgery doesn't happen but Phil claims it's because of CIS trans-hating doctors and not because he never planned to do it in the first place
3) Surgery does happen, but Phil is still unhappy because he totally forgot that bicycles don't just hurt for men, they can hurt for women too. So his balls weren't really the problem to begin with.
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Or 4): Phil somehow finds a back-alley surgeon who does a gross unsanitary procedure on his kitchen table and he later dies of sepsis
 
5. Phil shits himself and surgery never happens. He carries on weeks later not acknowledging that he ever posted about it in the first place.
 
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