FIGGIN 11/10/16 phil the doomsday prepper

Hey, at least nobody would raid his apartment for supplies. Given the mess it already is, the smell would turn people back.

Nobody needs more semen stained posters of J. Lo or scrappy anime sketches.

Little late for Y2K Phil.

You know, it's funny but that's exactly what these anti-Trump guys remind me of, and I'm quite open about the fact that I'm anti-Trump myself.

I know I've probably said this before but when I was a teenager, we lived next door to some evangelical Christians who stockpiled shit for y2k. About a week after nothing happened, they were throwing out huge boxes full of stuff they could never go through in their lifetime simply because they didn't have any living space in their home! At least they were mostly stockpiling things they could use though, not hormones and gaudy baseball bats.
 
Phil can't even budget for food for tomorrow, let alone for decades of post-apocalyptic living.

In reality, if an apocalyptic scenario were to unfold, I give it a week before Slingblade kills and eats him.
 
The liberals have gone into full on Doomsday Prepper mode. Not just Spuds McSpergy, but whole hordes of liberals :story:

And who was doing it before?
Wasn't liberals. And it is still mostly conservatives.


I've been making something of a stockpile for some time. Independent of the president. In case a natural or financial problem occurs.
 
You know, it's funny but that's exactly what these anti-Trump guys remind me of, and I'm quite open about the fact that I'm anti-Trump myself.

I know I've probably said this before but when I was a teenager, we lived next door to some evangelical Christians who stockpiled shit for y2k. About a week after nothing happened, they were throwing out huge boxes full of stuff they could never go through in their lifetime simply because they didn't have any living space in their home! At least they were mostly stockpiling things they could use though, not hormones and gaudy baseball bats.


I have been fortunate to talk at length a few times with somebody who survived the Serbo-Corat civil war, his family foresaw shit going nasty so stocked up as best they can and road out the early bloodbath hyper local shit, but in the end he was caught as was his father and where rounded up and where about to be killed until they started asking the captives about there job's, he and his father where machinists so where pulled to one side and the rest of the group got murdered, the one's that survived where the useful one's, Machinists, Mechanics, Chemists, Doctors, anyone with a practical worthwhile skill was put to work, got given just enough water mixed with piss and all the beatings they wanted.

A lot of preppers, and just in general people should think about what they are able to do - I'm a businessman and I am very comfortable making deals an such but I also have practical useful tangible skill's skill's, I'm a qualified Gamekeeper, I can weald, use a lathe, milling machine (just a lathe stood on it's end really), can fix a car, and knapp stone tools (although if that's considered useful something is seriously fucked up) and a whole bunch of other shit asside. In short I'm useful I have skill's I can trade for survival, a lot of people don't have that, people like Phil have no "worth" to there drain on the community.

In extreme times, it's not what you have it's what you know that get's you through.
 
He probably shouldn't have turned those Mormons away if he was planning on going prepper. They all stockpile different shit so they can share it with one another when the apocalypse comes.
Alternatively, all that good clean Mormon living makes for excellent sustenance.
 
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It is also funny that he opts for injectable estrogen, instead of something you can simply pop in your mouth.
But let's not kid ourselves: he's going to throw his hormones away.
 
Phil doesn't need to stockpile clean needles either then cause he sure as hell isnt taking his estrogen
 
"Money has ceased to have any meaning. We have no transport or power. Manufacturing has collapsed. The sudden failure of modern agriculture means we're starving. Without power or supplies, even the best doctor is helpless. Fuel is scarce. Disease is rife. Sanitation is non-existent. Fires rage out of control. The dead can't be buried or cremated. Law and order have broken down. Water is unclean and ever harder to find. A lack of education means that our descendents will be even worse off. But thank God I can still grow boobs."
 
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