FIGGIN 11/10/16 phil the doomsday prepper

[CatParty]

 

[Ravenor]

Ah this is going to end well, Phil can't strech his tugboat for the month let alone spend it on necessities.

 

[Bogliacci]

This is the funniest shit, not just with Philth, but all these freaks going insane over the election. I've seen the people who complain that there are guns on the streets on monday are now sad that their state has tough gun laws today.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I've noticed Phil hasn't really been escaping into Australatina or "headmates" fantasies lately.

 

[Goofy Logic]

This is how transgenders prepare for doomsday? stockpile on estrogen?

Well, I guess we know who won't survive the apocalypse.

 

[Male Idiot]

This is how transgenders prepare for doomsday? stockpile on estrogen?

Well, I guess we know who won't survive the apocalypse.

Well they got to get their priorities right, scrubbing that estrogen on their belly is way more important than antibiotics!

 

[Smutley]

This is so good because:

1) That dumbass who gave Phil $200 to "get his clothes up there" gets to see, less then 8 hours later, how he's spending it all on nonsense.
2) He's acting just like the redneck Obeme haters who stockpiled guns and ammo and doesn't see the similarities
3) He actually remembered his Orchiectomy lie which is now in the running for the longest continual lie after Daddy Rape Day.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

3) He actually remembered his Orchiectomy lie which is now in the running for the longest continual lie after Daddy Rape Day.

Looks like it's one of the few things that made it into Phil's long term memory.

 

[BillRiley]

So the murder/suicide is off then?

 

[Ray Streip]

Yeah, fuck canned goods or other non-perishable items, there's hormones to be stockpiled folks!

 

[Randall Fragg]

The liberals have gone into full on Doomsday Prepper mode. Not just Spuds McSpergy, but whole hordes of liberals

 

[Army Burger]

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The fact that he needed to be reminded to add non-perishable food and clean water to the list is just hilarious

 

[DZ 305]

Remember when he was going to commit to a suicide pact? His lies just get worse and more conflicting!

 

[Twrx]

I'm disappointed the suicide pact didn't go through.

 

[Kablamo]

Estradiol requires refrigeration and expires 18 months after the date of manufacture.

Even if taters-for-brains could somehow stockpile it: it would be fucking pointless.

 

[Mogambo]

Yep, gotta stock up on those hormones and overpriced rainbow baseball bats. Why get something actually useful when you can show the world you're a tranny (which, if you really were, they'd probably figure out from your clothes, not a stupid toy).

 

[IV 445]

Phil doesn't realize you only need one trusty weapon in an apocalypse. Tyreese has his hammer, Daryl has his crossbow, Negan has Lucille, but what does Phil have? His stench.

Actually, he can hide himself among the walkers with that smell

 

[Darndirty]

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I like that he has to be reminded to stock pile the two things most urgent in case of emergency, food and water. but as long as he has his estrogen and weapons right


Edit- damn someone already beat me to it

 

[neverendingmidi]

Hey, at least nobody would raid his apartment for supplies. Given the mess it already is, the smell would turn people back.

 

[RI 360]

I think there's a Darwin Award in Phil's future with those priorities.