Tattoos 1/9/18 - New Year, New Tattoos - Leg Day, Spanglish, Kylo & More!

[Sparklepants]

Uh, no one's pointed out the DIRT behind his knees?! It's actually blackened, and absolutely gross.

And someone touched that.

It’s probably not dirt, it could be Acanthosis nigricans, the darkened and velvety skin that’s a sign of untreated diabetes.

 

[JSGOTI]

He looks like he's got some monster fucking calves on some tiny little ankles

It’s probably not dirt, it could be Acanthosis nigricans, the darkened and velvety skin that’s a sign of untreated diabetes.

It's hair that got shaved and wiped out of the way so he could get those tats

 

[SpaceAce]

God it’s like someone taped so many kids drawings to a fridge that it sprung to life like an even sadder frosty the snowman.

Also how the fuck is that horrible scratch parlour staying afloat? Is being able to say you were inked by a queer trans vegan really more important to people thank having actual good ink? People who aren’t Phil I mean.

 

[MasterDisaster]

God it’s like someone taped so many kids drawings to a fridge that it sprung to life like an even sadder frosty the snowman.

Also how the fuck is that horrible scratch parlour staying afloat? Is being able to say you were inked by a queer trans vegan really more important to people thank having actual good ink? People who aren’t Phil I mean.

I bet the place puts different ads in different parts of town so they can get all the rubes.

 

[Twrx]

I'm still waiting for Phil to get a Naruto tattoo. Hopefully he does that whiskers on the face thing.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I'm still waiting for Phil to get a Naruto tattoo. Hopefully he does that whiskers on the face thing.

It'd go well with his Kylo Ren nose scar tattoo.

 

[4Macie]

The only reason I knew what half those body parts were was that there were other distinguishing features.... like knee wrinkles and a nipple.

Other then that I honestly had no clue what I was looking at.

 

[DragoonSierra]

"have strength" and "have courage" are written in proper Spanish.

He completely fucked up the grammar on "let the past die", though.

Shouldnt it be Tener?

Also Teit is Norwegian for stupid.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Shouldnt it be Tener?

Also Teit is Norwegian for stupid.

No, "ten" is correct. It's written in second person, as the subject is you, the reader. "ten coraje" means "have courage", whereas "tener coraje" would be "to have courage" (which just really awkward without context).

 

[Tookie]

Didn't the SJWs decide Kylo Ren is a problematic white male shitlord?

 

[lindsayfan]

Didn't the SJWs decide Kylo Ren is a problematic white male shitlord?

kylo ren is a fat indigenous trans lesbian in a wheelchair

 

[DragoonSierra]

No, "ten" is correct. It's written in second person, as the subject is you, the reader. "ten coraje" means "have courage", whereas "tener coraje" would be "to have courage" (which just really awkward without context).

Looks like Teit. I like the Norwegian word. Yet again Phil screws up another tattoo.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Didn't the SJWs decide Kylo Ren is a problematic white male shitlord?

I would laugh so hard if Phil's new man-crush caused him to get blacklisted.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

How does one man continue to get more and more gross?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

God, I hope that's not Phil's arse

How does one man continue to get more and

autism and tugboats of course

 

[ToroidalBoat]

They look like autopsy photos.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

They look like autopsy photos.

Just like that cadaver pork skin they use to teach students how to sew stitches correctly.

 

[Gaol]

The first 2 are correct, but the last one sounds weird.. it sounds more natural saying "Deja que el pasado muera" Let the past die

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

No, "ten" is correct. It's written in second person, as the subject is you, the reader. "ten coraje" means "have courage", whereas "tener coraje" would be "to have courage" (which just really awkward without context).

Yes, it means "Have Strength", which is totes fem in that font, guys.

 

[nvrwastetree]

God, I hope that's not Phil's arse


autism and tugboats of course

Does anyone else notice how stained philthys arm pits are??? They're permanently yellow, probably from not using deoderant, changing cloths, smearing shit and piss on himself, and refusing to bathe...all in the name of sticking it to the government, you know, the same government who pays him to sit around and act like a down syndrome idiot everyday.