1/6/18 - Phils Fitness Adventures - Biking with Xochi in Israel!

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Yay for inflated distance, speed per effort, and calorie estimates from gym equipment, I guess.
 
I like the bit about taking a break because his imaginary friend got a flat tyre.
 
Why go on an actual cycling adventure with all that horrible physical exertion when you can write a hypothetical one instead?
 
He's back to trying to get our attention again, I see. Noticed that his forum is public again?

What a sad life, when the only thing that gives you a reason to live is trying to get attention from people who laugh at you on the internet.
 
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He's back to trying to get our attention again, I see. Noticed that his forum is public again?

What a sad life, when the only thing that gives you a reason to live is trying to get attention from people who laugh at you on the internet.
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Oh, no, he's been mentioning us almost constantly, even when the sub was private.
We -are- the monsters that hide around every corner in his eyes. Even without -any- proof at all.
 
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So he wasn't even on the regular bike, it was one of those chair bikes that's for people who don't actually want to work out or the elderly
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He had a bike and a bike stand, but he still had to fork out for a chair bike. It never ceases to amaze me how much money Phil manages to waste on useless shit while simultaneously claiming to be constantly on the verge of starvation.
 
Tragi-Chan powiedział(a):
He had a bike and a bike stand, but he still had to fork out for a chair bike. It never ceases to amaze me how much money Phil manages to waste on useless shit while simultaneously claiming to be constantly on the verge of starvation.
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Not sure if it's arguably better or worse, but he got a gym membership. Didn't buy a recumbent for his hovel.
 
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He had a bike and a bike stand, but he still had to fork out for a chair bike. It never ceases to amaze me how much money Phil manages to waste on useless shit while simultaneously claiming to be constantly on the verge of starvation.
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I don't think I'd try riding a bike on a trainer in an apartment building where alk the neighbors already hate you - especially with tires with any type of tread. Knobby tires sound like an air raid siren on a trainer.
 
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... Xochi got a flat tire?? What does that mean? I missed when the Xochi thing started, is that a headmate?

well whatever clearly australatina has a fearsome army, mounting their stationary bikes..with their airsoft guns...

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Xochi is Phil’s favourite headmate, although really she’s more like an imaginary friend. She is a sexy trans Latinx dominatrix. Despite the fact that she is supposedly a symptom of his DID, she somehow manages to lead an existence entirely independently from Phil, able to indulge in sexual role play with him and even go on vacation. Despite the fact that she should not logically have a physical form, she is apparently subject to such restrictions as plane tickets and flat tyres. It’s not clear whether Phil is claiming that she does have a physical form that others can see, although I would suggest that given Phil’s autism, possibly he doesn’t see the need to clarify how she relates to people and places he himself can only vaguely conceptualise.

Basically, Phil is a lonely, unattractive, powerless man who dreams of being a cool, sexy, powerful woman who gets respect and admiration. Xochi has evolved into his cool best friend, asspatter, girlfriend and the person he wishes he was.
 
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Xochi is Phil’s favourite headmate, although really she’s more like an imaginary friend. She is a sexy trans Latinx dominatrix. Despite the fact that she is supposedly a symptom of his DID, she somehow manages to lead an existence entirely independently from Phil, able to indulge in sexual role play with him and even go on vacation. Despite the fact that she should not logically have a physical form, she is apparently subject to such restrictions as plane tickets and flat tyres. It’s not clear whether Phil is claiming that she does have a physical form that others can see, although I would suggest that given Phil’s autism, possibly he doesn’t see the need to clarify how she relates to people and places he himself can only vaguely conceptualise.

Basically, Phil is a lonely, unattractive, powerless man who dreams of being a cool, sexy, powerful woman who gets respect and admiration. Xochi has evolved into his cool best friend, asspatter, girlfriend and the person he wishes he was.
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....that's extremely sad, and a little telling about Potato Princezx's self-awareness. That is, at least at some point, he is aware he has no friends and might even suspect it has something to do with his personality. He's obviously not smart enough to sort it all out, but this all is even more pathetic (somehow) if he's even sort-of aware that 'something' he's doing is repelling people. Trying to apply further thought likely makes him 'stressed' or sweaty, and he just gives up and reeeeeeeeees about imaginary discrimination or transphobia.

That said, I can't wait for the tense drama of their impending and inevitable break-up. I hope Xochi steals the bike.
 
Despite the fact that she is supposedly a symptom of his DID, she somehow manages to lead an existence entirely independently from Phil,
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I for one find it entirely fitting that even Phil's imaginary friends try and get away from him.
 
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