1/6/18 - Phils Fitness Adventures - Biking with Xochi in Israel!

[JSGOTI]

Today, per the Physical Challenge issued by Xochi at the gym.
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93 Kilometers (58 Miles) on a stationary bike.
Essentially simulating the distance between Tel Aviv to Haifa by road.

Simulation starting. I can do this.

16 Kilometer / 10 Mile Mark - Herzliya

Wait for it
666 Calories burned!
40 km / 25 miles now (And Kiwi Farms shits insist that I am out of shape LOL - jokes on them now)

HALFWAY TO HAIFA, Xochi and I got this.

40 Mile Mark - Was fully able to walk to refill the water bottle.
18 miles to go. A vegan pizza awaits you at 58 miles.

For safety reasons - I am stopping this bike ride at 50 miles.
Also Xochi got a flat tire.

50 miles, I deserve this
#gymday #Vegan #papamurphys

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

This is awesome. A new form of prepping for e-begging

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

Im a fat niggo that bikes every day during the morning commute, it ain't anything worth bragging about

 

[AJ 447]

Stationary bikes ain't shit. Also I can't believe he paid money for a vegan pizza, especially a Papa Murphy's one!! Not even good to eat right away! If I bought pre-made dough, I could make that same pie in 10 minutes, tops.

 

[SomethingWittyandBadass]

>vegan pizza

Despite the fact that vegan pizza pretty much could contain half of your workout Phil, if he was serious then he would've bought a fucking salad bowl or get some stir fry going on. Nothing to see here. Just a fat lazy slob trying to be "fit" and just gonna get mad that he's out of shape.

 

[IV 445]

You had a perfect chance to call this Phil’s Phitness Adventure.

 

[JSGOTI]

You had a perfect chance to call this Phil’s Phitness Adventure.

People get angry with me constantly doing that in thread titles. So I behaved, for once.

 

[AnOminous]

You had a perfect chance to call this Phil’s Phitness Adventure.

Lol more like Phil's Phatness Adventures.

 

[Flareon]

Sitting on your ass on a bike and moving your legs realllly doesn't take a lot of effort. Try walking/jogging that distance instead

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Can't wait for Phil to lose a few ounces of water weight, so he can start screeching about how he needs skin reduction and breast lift surgeries paid for by his You caring or GoFundMe pages

 

[ToroidalBoat]

>comparing the distance to a route in Israel

Does ADF even remember that anti-semitism spouted all the time?

And if so, probably blames it on "headmates" or some bullshit like that.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

So when did he replace his teeth with butter?

 

[Ruin]

So when did he replace his teeth with butter?

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I give it two momths before his teeth are Nick Bate levels of horror.

 

[Pina Colada]

Influence pedaling at its finest!

 

[Taint'ed Love]

"And they say Im out of shape.. Hahaha"
With all that neck fat jiggling as he laughs....

I never realized how bloated and puffy his head looks from that angle, he almost looks like a corpse that was fished out of a river after months of being submerged.

I don't think all the exersize in the world will fix that for him at this point.
I think the only option left for him to ever look somewhat normal is a head transplant.....

 

[m0rnutz]

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Anyone can pretend to be Lance Armstrong on an indoors bike. But who wants to bet he took breaks or didn't keep a constant pace, hence why it would take so fucking long?

EDIT: Keeps going from 17 down to 7 then up to 16. Huffs and puffs the entire time. I rest my case.

 

[Taint'ed Love]

Its lovely there are so many new Phil pics to play with... I was getting kinda board without him .

Spoiler: original image used for reference

 

[Hot Like Bea]

>vegan pizza

Despite the fact that vegan pizza pretty much could contain half of your workout Phil, if he was serious then he would've bought a fucking salad bowl or get some stir fry going on. Nothing to see here. Just a fat lazy slob trying to be "fit" and just gonna get mad that he's out of shape.

He actually bought TWO salads to go with the pizza (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/phils-crowdfunding-adventures.23609/page-74#post-2943479).

 

[MasterDisaster]

Rubbing his taint all over that poor, poor bike.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Well, it's not like he'd bike outdoors, so let him just spin the wheels emptily without any resistance if he wants. Also pretty autistic to compare that to Gaza strip distances since pretty much nobody that reads that tweet has/will travel that road lol