FIGGIN 09/30/2017 - "Tran On the Can" - a.k.a. "Thank God for Cat Stickers"

[Twrx]

He does this instead of raising money for Hurricane Maria relief. Some Puerto Rican he is.

Too bad none of his friends will call him out on his lack of comments on Puerto Rico.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

A Fat making Scat

 

[CWCissey]

Here's a SFW version.

Spoiler

 

[MMX]

I know we often say that that apartment is a health hazard, but no light and all that filth? That's a mold hazard for fucking reals.

I'm sure the holes he knocked in the wall provide ample ventilation

LED bulbs are cheap these days. In fact unless hes using LED Christmas lights hes probably using more energy than an LED bulb.

100% agree
The problem is Phil won't see things that way.
He wants Chrismas lights on 24/7 so justified it as eco friendly

 

[TrippinKahlua]

He does this instead of raising money for Hurricane Maria relief. Some Puerto Rican he is.

Too bad none of his friends will call him out on his lack of comments on Puerto Rico.

Phil is not Puerto Rican, so it doesn't matter.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Honky on the WC.

This highlights, if any further evidence were needed, the fact that Phil is not trans. Like, if you really hate your male genitals to the point of getting them chopped off, why would you take a photo of yourself that highlights their continued existence?

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I know we often say that that apartment is a health hazard, but no light and all that filth? That's a mold hazard for fucking reals.

With his feet being ground zero of the potential infestation.

 

[Positron]

Any speculation as to why he has an obsession with Christmas lights? I know the answer is always :autism: but is that some cherished childhood memory that he doesn't want anyone to know?

 

[Twrx]

Any speculation as to why he has an obsession with Christmas lights? I know the answer is always :autism: but is that some cherished childhood memory that he doesn't want anyone to know?

He probably misses putting up the tree and lights with his dad.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I'm surprised there's still space for tattoos.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm surprised there's still space for tattoos.

The fat fuck keeps making more space by gorging himself.

 

[lindsayfan]

a chav on the lav
a divvy on the privy

 

[Ruin]

a chav on the lav
a divvy on the privy

Phil's not intimidating enough to be a chav.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Obligatory reminder that Phil 'pledged' not to use electricity when moving into the flat. I guess xmas lights run on magic troon power.

He should rig that bike up to a dynamo and make himself useful for once.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Obligatory reminder that Phil 'pledged' not to use electricity when moving into the flat. I guess xmas lights run on magic troon power.

He should rig that bike up to a dynamo and make himself useful for once.

Yeah, but he's not very good at pedaling... Even on a stationary bike.

 

[nhocgreen]

Apparently the light is broke or the bulb is just gone so rather than fix it they abandoned it.
Keep in mind Phil doesn't use the lights in an effort to save money / lower his carbon footprint and insists they use Christmas lights instead (I imagine the hazard light he stole is broke by now).

Combine no lights with no cleaning and that's a foul soup

Fucking hell. I'm actually surprised the ogre let Phil have Christmas lights up and doing all that shit in the apartment like that. I've thought he'd be the one trying to whip Phil into keeping the apartment as normal as possible.

I imagine however much carboon footprint is reduced by conserving electricity, Phil very well makes up for it by releasing cheese farts full of greenhouse gases all day long.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

A troon lacking a poon on the anal spitoon.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Phil is not Puerto Rican, so it doesn't matter.

People hassle Trump about this so why not a so-called activist that should also be caring about all the dying brown people?

 

[Ravenor]

I like the way we can still see he has testicles.

 

[Mogambo]

I've thought he'd be the one trying to whip Phil into keeping the apartment as normal as possible.

That's a bigger lost cause than the Confederacy. But somehow I doubt he's the type to entertain company, or indeed do much else other than nurse a hangover and throw things at Phil when he's too loud or autistic, pretty much giving our potato free reign of the place...