FIGGIN 09/30/2017 - "Tran On the Can" - a.k.a. "Thank God for Cat Stickers"

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I don't understand how you can be that un-domestic. I mean, I get that Phil is probably less well-adapted to the world than most insects, but Toren has been married and stuff. How can you honestly think it's easier to live in darkness than to just go out, get a bulb and change it?

When I was a student, we had instances where we didn't change the bulb right away, but that was usually because we were feeling hungover or lazy and - oh wait. Carry on.

Additional it's worth rememberING there's fuck all natural light in Phil's apartment.
He's black bin bagged most windows and hung flags over others. The most light comes from a french window that opens up onto a balcony / window garden area, most of the time that is blocked with an LGBT flag that only ever comes down with Phil needs to dry washing.
 
I just wish he'd die-r in a fire.

Everything about those pictures, from the nasty bus stop bathroom itself to Phil & the layer of grime that covers him, makes me feel diseased.

EDIT: Jesus, I feel like I'll just spontaneously develop Hep B & C looking at those tattoos for too long. Even with as severe a case of the 'tism as he has, why would he think anyone would feel anything other than bewilderment & visceral disgust upon seeing these?
 
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Apparently the light is broke or the bulb is just gone so rather than fix it they abandoned it.
Keep in mind Phil doesn't use the lights in an effort to save money / lower his carbon footprint and insists they use Christmas lights instead (I imagine the hazard light he stole is broke by now).

Combine no lights with no cleaning and that's a foul soup
I know we often say that that apartment is a health hazard, but no light and all that filth? That's a mold hazard for fucking reals.
 
I don't really follow Phil that much, so sorry if this has been observed already, but has anyone else noticed this resemblance?
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Apparently the light is broke or the bulb is just gone so rather than fix it they abandoned it.
Keep in mind Phil doesn't use the lights in an effort to save money / lower his carbon footprint and insists they use Christmas lights instead (I imagine the hazard light he stole is broke by now).

Combine no lights with no cleaning and that's a foul soup
LED bulbs are cheap these days. In fact unless hes using LED Christmas lights hes probably using more energy than an LED bulb.
 
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