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- 18 Wrz 2014
I've got the perfect bag for him to tard around with as it happens https://www.nutsacbags.com/
He could even keep his balls in it.
06/08/17 Spudking Rides A Bike (Indoors, Maybe) - Victory Ride For False DMCA
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I've got the perfect bag for him to tard around with as it happens https://www.nutsacbags.com/
He could even keep his balls in it.
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- 15 Sty 2014
He wears his helmet so he can pretend he's really riding around the streets of Portland. I bet he carries the Airsoft while he does it so he can pretend to shoot cis people and Kiwi Farmers.
It's so ironic. For some people, it takes love, or money, or stability, or family or a million different things to make them happy. Many will never achieve it. All Phil wants in order to be deliriously joyful is the ability to ride a bike, something that literally millions of people do every day without a thought, and he can't do it.
It's so ironic. For some people, it takes love, or money, or stability, or family or a million different things to make them happy. Many will never achieve it. All Phil wants in order to be deliriously joyful is the ability to ride a bike, something that literally millions of people do every day without a thought, and he can't do it.
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- 4 Kwi 2013
Wait a minute are we talking about Phil or Jace
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- 25 Paź 2014
That stupid fucking smile of his gets me everytime. It's like his mom never taught him how to smile correctly, she probably told him to show a little bit of teeth while grinning. Who the fuck smiles like Phil. Also, his teeth are atrocious. Surprised we arent seeing his enamel decay at a rapid rate. Does Phil even know what a dentist is??
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- 31 Lip 2015
Dude looks just like the rat he is.
Someone mentioned that Phil must have been such a terrible human in the past life that he is born into this life. I propose a different interpretation: that Phil was a very good rat in his previous life, and was moved up the karma ladder into a bottom tier human instead.
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- 15 Sty 2014
I'd find his smug grin more infuriating, were it not for the things he gets smug about. Here, he's smug because he got a video of himself (apparently) masturbating and squeaking taken offline. Most people wouldn't create such a video and certainly wouldn't draw attention to it. Most people wouldn't get themselves to a position in life where there are people who even care about such a thing. Little victories, Phil. Such little victories.
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- 30 Sty 2014
Even Spuddy's teefs look better than Nick Bates'. I still cannot figure out how those horrible things got positioned like that in his mouth. How the fuck was he able to eat??
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- 15 Sty 2014
I'm going with Roald Dahl's theory that when a person has nothing but ugly thoughts, it begins to show in their face.
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- 18 Wrz 2014
And now, we wait...
Oh that's going to be good, I'd love to see the face of the poor git who's about to get introduced to Phil by a video of him fapping.
I for one would like to welcome our new Google comrade and would like to offer you a stiff drink.
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- 28 Gru 2014
Disagree. It would be a promotion from whatever the fuck he is supposed to be now if he ended up a rat next life.
He's doing such a terrible job of whatever he is supposed to be now, though, he probably ends up a virus or something.
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- 15 Sty 2014
Rats are self-sufficient, adaptable creatures who can make their own way in any environment. No rat has ever e-begged or gone on welfare. Rats are better at life than Phil.
A virus is a non-living thing that serves no purpose and turns healthy cells into copies of itself, so is a good metaphor for most of the Rat King.
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- 13 Sie 2016
The system works!
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- 18 Wrz 2014
You REALLY need to put that other video up - That would be the iceing on the cake.
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- 5 Kwi 2015
Which one? I've got to re-upload all of them eventually.
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- 18 Wrz 2014
Sing Along With Phil.