05/15 - Phil Phights Ba... Wait, I swear I've done this before... - In which, yet again, Phil conphiscates another phucking phone

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This is phone lie... 4? 5? I've honestly lost track.

There was one in Philly, 2 in Portland, and at least 1 in Oakland. Having Kiwis take pictures of him in the wild must really upset him if he keeps reusing this same lie.
 
"...... And everyone applauded as he hit the ground. And that guy? He wasn't just a Kiwi, he was the reincarnation of Hitler himself!"

Phil really needs a creative writing class if he wants his AustralatinaFanFic to be believable.
 
I knew for sure it was false at "chased him a couple blocks".
 
How does Phil keep getting overpowered and raped by hobos if he's apparently a CIA trained ninja?
 
So apparently Phil can run like Tom Cruise, and quip witty wisecracks like Bruce Willis. And we're supposed to buy this bullshit? But, hey, he got them sweet, sweet asspats, which is all he really wanted.
 
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Bull fucking shit lol.

Taking photos of someone in public isn't illegal, and if Phil really chased a guy down and seized his phone, he's the one in the wrong. If anyone here ever takes photos of Phil and he (somehow) has the balls to confront you over it, just laugh in his face. If he does anything physical to you, it's assault.
 
is that even the same Phoenix Flame? it's such a generic name snow flake name it could happen but somehow the homeless ebegging chronically unemployed troon got fat.
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Dude looks like he's competing in a manliest chin contest.
 
Obviously it's a lie but I like the idea of some poor dude just trying to get some Pokémon Go in before his next shift and getting chased down and assaulted by a roving tranny flesh gollum in bondage gear.
 
I'd give Phil twenty dollars if he could successfully run for several consecutive blocks.
 
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He used his nimble fingers and savage dexterity to quickly delete them whilst the assailant was on the ground, obviously. Because in real life, much like movies, one hit to an attacker renders them an unconscious heap on the floor, ready and waiting for a fat Italian man to make a pithy rejoinder as he walks coolly away.
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Says the guy tripped on the sidewalk and dropped his phone too with all that time for phil to catch up to him, snatched his phone, automatically know how to access and delete pictures on said random phone, then hands it back to said kiwi stalker whos still on the ground clutching his knee having a peter griffin moment like the altruistic and empathetic hero that he is.
 
Come on who isn't imagining Phil doing the naruto rUn during the "chase"
 
I think he saw someone who looked like they were about to take a pic of him, then he invented this whole horseshit narrative in his head.

Kinda like how a meek child will get picked on, but then tell his parents how they confronted the bully and emerged victorious to save face.

But, the parents know the truth.

At least Christine Weston Chandler, the TRUE and HONEST vagina souled lesbian transwoman actually tried to pepper spray somebody.

Try again, Phillip.

CWC wins again.
 
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