💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[desudesu]

Didn't check the farms for a day and fat Jack churns out an abomination of a "cake". - if that can even be called a cake in the first place. Played until the part where he describes about what ingredients was going into the "cake" and I immediately stopped watching. How can someone be so proud and smug about their incompetence? Oh wait, that's what makes him a cow in the first place.

Also, I can't believe Tammy is still enabling and is actually willing to eat that abomination.

That said, fatty definitely ate the entire cake himself. He is going to die.

Time to watch some Joy of Baking videos for some eye bleach; Stephanie Jaworski's recipes are absolutely god-tier.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

The thing that boggles my mind is that his and Tammy’s review of the cake is essentially that it’s not very good. What am I (the hypothetical viewer that’s looking to Jack for recipes) meant to do now that I’ve watched this? It’s a “don’t make this recipe” video. So strange. He’s always making shit for the first time and then deciding if it’s good later. Utterly lazy and stupid. For the avoidance of doubt, I don’t look to Jack for recipes unless I’m going to be feeding sworn enemies.

This is a bit late but I could never find a time to post it since Jack kept doing dumb shit for people to comment on. But… what does Jr. get out of this Vegas trip? Jack seems like a stingy asshole who wouldn’t pay for Jr. and Brianna’s flight/hotel. So what’s in it for them? What would 2 young people who are somewhat still in the honeymoon phase get out of hanging out with an overweight curmudgeon who just bitches all day everyday while wheeling around in his self-inflicted embarrassment scooter? Why wouldn’t they just go with friends or something? At most, I can see Jack and Tammy paying for meals they have together but I think that’s hardly worth the sacrifice.

 

[Dead Air]

I haven't watched Jack make this yet but this is a cake a lot of southern grandmas have in their cookbooks and they are all identical. My grandma used to make this cake too, and it's actually pretty tasty, tbh. It is pure diabetes though.

 

[Aaway]

jr and tammy jr will for sure have their own room in vegas, paid for by jr's 7/11 money. i'm sure jack and tammy paid for their flights, but i doubt they'll be spending too much time with one another once they get there

but even then, they won't really have a good time considering they don't drink or gamble..........which is why people go to vegas. their entire trip will be spent eating, shopping, or in the pool, which are all things they can just do at home. that's why going to vegas doesn't make sense for them

 

[Dead Air]

Does Brianna work? Or is she still going to school?

 

[jerkstore]

i hate how he rests that gut on the countertop. it makes all the sex references extra cringe-worthy.

 

[Neko GF]

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[rubytintedchix]

Song in the middle of the video (identified by Shazam): Urge by Jincheng Zhang

I wish you could report videos for music copyright infringement. There was also background music I could make out as well.

Snooze fest. Jack wants to try everything on the menu before Tammy gets him back in check. To no one’s surprise she orders the catfish and he orders the chicken. They get medium spice level and both piss and moan that it’s too hot and you should get mild if you go. Tammy is literally saying “I hate you” to him and that’s the pose he used for his “Happy Anniversary, I love you” rambling incoherent Boomerbook posting. Tammy’s fish comes with pickles. Jack’s chicken does not. He says it’s not a big deal, but continues to whine about it for the duration of the video.

This place looks to be in a Jack-defined “urban” area, I’m actually shocked they even went.

 

[Sasha]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4xznwRepyPY
Another relaxing video from Robert.

This is actually a nice place tho ! I'd love to play on that bandstand. But not military marches.

 

[JackIsBlack]

From the latest video: “my mouth is on fire.. it’s burning, and I just keep eating. This is crazy. Something about the torture.”

This nigga is crazy. Take a goddamn drink rather than continue to cough and wipe your snot bubbles you claim to have a few seconds later in the video. Christ.

 

[captkrisma]

jr and tammy jr will for sure have their own room in vegas, paid for by jr's 7/11 money.

if they're at Santa Fe Station like I assessed, then they would be paying roughly $45-60 a night during the week. There are better deals out there on the strip itself. My last trip had me saying at the Strat for about $15/night.

i'm sure jack and tammy paid for their flights, but i doubt they'll be spending too much time with one another once they get there

Agreed. Jack will want to do all the usual shit he does on a Vegas trip: eat at a buffet, watch a movie, see the fountains at The Bellagio. Brianna I can see wanting to take in a Cirque show, maybe eat at Hell's Kitchen, maybe shoot some guns. Jr I see wanting to break off and sneak into The Piranah nightclub only to run into Fatty Doo Doo trying to do the same.

Spoiler: The Piranah

but even then, they won't really have a good time considering they don't drink or gamble..........which is why people go to vegas. their entire trip will be spent eating, shopping, or in the pool, which are all things they can just do at home. that's why going to vegas doesn't make sense for them

Surprise! A third of that might be off the table as well, because Las Vegas resorts often close their pools in either late September or early October because it really does get cold as shit during fall and winter.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

In the latest video, he is speaking just above a hushed tone and looking around a lot more than usual. I think he's worried about those urban folk.

 

[stets]

Does Brianna work? Or is she still going to school?

She goes to school presumably. Don't know if they work. I imagine that a substantial portion of the living expenses are Tammy Jr's student loans. That's the only way they can pull it off financially since Junior is working a near minimum wage job. It's a pretty terrifying proposition with the amount of unneeded crap that Junior buys.

 

[rubytintedchix]

In the latest video, he is speaking just above a hushed tone and looking around a lot more than usual. I think he's worried about those urban folk.

That lady taking orders at the counter looked and sounded pretty no-nonsense. She was staring him down for filming - surprised she didn’t say anything. I think that’s why he quickly jumped to the next shot. She looked like she was about to beat him upside the head.

 

[feral cat #6385]

hearing jack say the word sex brings out every negative human emotion possible within me

Imagine a buck naked sexed up jack. Cock erect peaking out from his enormous gunt. Ready for action.

 

[Dead Air]

Oh I cannot wait for Jack to look at his receipt in Vegas and see the Covid fee restaurants are charging. The meltdown is going to be glorious.

 

[captkrisma]

Oh I cannot wait for Jack to look at his receipt in Vegas and see the Covid fee restaurants are charging. The meltdown is going to be glorious.

Even better: forced gratuity. Jack is a notoriously horrible tipper.

 

[EnemyStand]

That lady taking orders at the counter looked and sounded pretty no-nonsense. She was staring him down for filming - surprised she didn’t say anything. I think that’s why he quickly jumped to the next shot. She looked like she was about to beat him upside the head.

Black women don't put up with any shit and give zero fucks. I half-expected her to rip the Kandy Klaw off and beat Jack to death with it.

Imagine a buck naked sexed up jack. Cock erect peaking out from his enormous gunt. Ready for action.

Your fat boomer fetish is worst than Last Stand's old lady fetish.

 

[introman]

She goes to school presumably. Don't know if they work. I imagine that a substantial portion of the living expenses are Tammy Jr's student loans. That's the only way they can pull it off financially since Junior is working a near minimum wage job. It's a pretty terrifying proposition with the amount of unneeded crap that Junior buys.

I presume the Flander's(Tammy's family) also help Tammy and Jack Jr. as I was told they are financially literate and have saved up a nice nest egg. This could be all conjecture, but you can see even with Tammy as she's the one who knows how to financially save and plan for the future. Whatever, Charles and Jim and Garret and Stepfather got with financial competency didn't get passed down to Jr. and Sr.

The Flander's also tried to hook up Jack Jr. with a job in HVAC, but Jr. quit within months of hiring him. The Flander's run a decent HVAC business. Jr. could of had a nice six-figure job with no college education, but he messed it up.

 

[jerkstore]

while we project on Tammy a lot, her face when she says to Jack, “i don’t like you” seemed particularly honest