💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Kosher Salt]

Junior's become one of those people who think fishing pics will make people think he's macho...and nope.

Oh yes, very macho.

Spoiler: Over 9000 hours in MS-Paint (NSFW)

 

[stets]

Junior's become one of those people who think fishing pics will make people think he's macho...and nope.

All of his Instagram flex posts just make him look like a broke-ass white trash fuckboy who molests underage boys. He has zero self-awareness.

whyjack.mp4

This is literally the best use of Penderecki’s “Threnody to the Victims of Hiroshima” since Children of Men.

Looking at Jack's videos again, I suspect he might be trying to view bot given his proper episodes are on average doing twice as well as stuff not even a month ago. He's on average sitting at 5k views now, which is horseshit and you guys know it.

I think you can trace the increase in views to the wet/dry brine chicken videos. There’s generally a big uptick in views when Jack releases something especially vile and it goes viral.

 

[Aaway]

i still think him enabling comments has something to do with his increased views. it all began around the time he started allowing them again

but i wouldn't be surprised at all if he's using a view bot or some other hack in order to get his views up. i'm almost certain tammy sat him down and told him he needs to do something about his dead channel since he refuses to do live streams, hence the return of comments and the "back to basics" videos

 

[rubytintedchix]

i still think him enabling comments has something to do with his increased views. it all began around the time he started allowing them again

but i wouldn't be surprised at all if he's using a view bot or some other hack in order to get his views up. i'm almost certain tammy sat him down and told him he needs to do something about his dead channel since he refuses to do live streams, hence the return of comments and the "back to basics" videos

Maybe, but I think those views on the Brine videos (which are more elevated than normal), are probably hate/meme watching. Anything after that, I call into question. I would guess this brisket gets similar numbers because of Jack making a literal meatgina.

With the basics videos, I really wonder if he’s trying to scrape/fool babish’s audience into watching him.

 

[DoorPost101]

Because my quote function is all fucked up:

- That picture of Jr with the duck lips is the gayest thing I've seen in a long time, and I regularly watch Ru Paul's Drag Race. Seems like he's taking after his father in continually trying to prove his heterosexuality in the most flamboyant ways possible.

- God bless the kiwis who do the recaps, they are infinitely more entertaining than the actual videos. We have some the wittiest, most poetic bastards on the internet here.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Can't wait to see in 1 year or so how he is using leftovers of that Brisket for another Chilli video

optimistic of you to think Jack has a year of functioning left.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

You good? Is everything ok at home?

He's triggered by people wrapping their meat because he doesn't do it and he's always right.

Or it's because he feels that if Mushbrain does it it's automatically wrong. Could go either way.

Having said that, wrapping your roasts in towels is a thing and has been for a long time.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

I forgot that Jack is taking Jr and Brianna to Vegas but I guess it's happening.

 

[Dollar Duck]

- That picture of Jr with the duck lips is the gayest thing I've seen in a long time, and I regularly watch Ru Paul's Drag Race. Seems like he's taking after his father in continually trying to prove his heterosexuality in the most flamboyant ways possible.

I got a really vivid mental image of Jr coming out of the closet, and then Jack choking Jr with his left hand and whipping his gray right hand at his son's face to beat the gay out of him.
But I don't think Jack would stand a chance to win Jr in a fight anymore.

 

[StraightShooter2]

I forgot that Jack is taking Jr and Brianna to Vegas but I guess it's happening.

Honestly that makes me wonder why he won't eat at the Heart Attack Grill while he's in Vegas, since some of his recipes have more calories, fat and salt than the Quadruple Bypass Burger.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Honestly that makes me wonder why he won't eat at the Heart Attack Grill while he's in Vegas, since some of his recipes have more calories, fat and salt than the Quadruple Bypass Burger.

Because he is on a diet dont you know.

Profile by sanford, It works.
Down 36 punds and a pinhole in the belt, better not ruin those sweet results by going to a place for fatties.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Profile by sanford, It works.
Down 36 punds and a pinhole in the belt, better not ruin those sweet results by going to a place for fatties.

I'd still love for him do to a video on the "Keto Quadruple Bypass Burger" and claim that it's healthy.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

This makes about as much since as Jack's stroke posts.

 

[boxybum]

I hope they all get covid

 

[Adamska]

This makes about as much since as Jack's stroke posts.

This is Jr. again proving he acts like a pedophile since he wants to give candy to young boys.

 

[captkrisma]

This makes about as much since as Jack's stroke posts.

Jr is trying so hard, but he fails yet again by showing his "cheat". If you're serious about building muscle, you eat a FUCKTON of carbs for your cheat...but they're mostly fiber, not sugar. My post workout cheat meal is a whole box of cereal. The reason you do this is to load your body with fiber to help pass the protein you consume.

I also dread how Jr will act while in Vegas. He and Jack will likely act like petulant manchildren. One takeaway from Vegas is to act like The Rat Pack, not The Wolf Pack. Handle your liquor, dress to impress, tip generously, and be respectful. Basically everything Jack and Jr aren't.

 

[Pizza Munch]

Uploaded archived version.

This video is peak Scalfani as he butchers a brisket with his self-admitted "Bad arm", and that's only 6 minutes in the video. This is a horror thriller in food preparation.

Bacon Wrapped Stuffed Jack Daniels Brisket - ZGRILL REVIEW(480P)​

Bacon Wrapped Stuffed Jack Daniels Brisket - ZGRILL REVIEW-3SL7_Gg8_fA.mp4

Oh jack, using your dead appendage as a paperweight isn’t really using your arm

 

[Lousy Cleaning Service]

So when Jack and Tammy are doing the nasty, I wonder what sex position they do. (Or for that matter, since Jack probably can't see his own penis, is he even capable of penetrating Big T anymore)?

I doubt Jack has properly coomed in almost a decade. This fuck head probably gets his only jollies via prostate stimulation from the massive ass shits he has to be taking on a daily basis.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

I hope they all get covid

Normally I would disagree, but nah. People who are stupid enough to be anti vax and put others at risk by not wearing masks (which protect against other germs too), you deserve covid.

 

[salmonellajack]

@rubytintedchix

Worth reviewing this shit on PCLM. Spits his gum out if his car window (tries to defend it in the comments by saying he makes sure it goes in the bushes and it's ok). Basically has a bitch fit because he is dissatisfied with his burger and swaps it for a new one (not to be confused with the most recent time he did this)
https://youtu.be/UpFbI50GsUE

Basically Jack at his most obnoxious throughout