Fiona's Brief Reddit AMA on 8/16 (Confirmed genuine.) - Not much new material but much fallout and speculation.

[CowBoyCormack]

 

[Crusader King 1]

Fiona may dodge some bullets by staying offline.

However, her personality is still instilled in her and won't change anytime soon.

She is infatuated with lolcows and is into fucking grotesque morons who have some type of fame to offer. Remember, the first question she asked herself after Chris fucked his mom was "do you think if I have sex with him, he will stop having sex with his mom"?

There is something deeply wrong with her, and I don't know what therapy can ever fix this.

 

[Monkey Sorcerer]

Even after all of that, I still think it's necessary to Wallflower her, just to be safe. She literally had a kidnapper on her hands, and she decided to use the internet again before being lumberjacked. Now's her chance to put all of this behind her.

...Kidnapping? Am I that behind on the lore?

There is something deeply wrong with her, and I don't know what therapy can ever fix this.

On the contrary, this shows she's a perfectly normal girl. I can change him, guys!

 

[PsychoNerd054]

...Kidnapping? Am I that behind on the lore?

Bella wanted to "steal her" for herself when she planned to have her and Chris fuck.

 

[AnOminous]

Idgaf I feel bad for her even still. She's autistic c'mon, of course she gets scared easily guys.

Yeah me too. Yes, she's fucking retarded, but ridiculously nice. Chris did not deserve someone like this. I'm glad he's going to prison.

 

[TTU Chess Club]

Bella wanted to "steal her" for herself when she planned to have her and Chris fuck.

That's a very autistic interpretation of "steal her".

 

[PsychoNerd054]

That's a very autistic interpretation of "steal her".

Okay, I'll bite. She likely just wanted to join in on that action too, but only for herself, not kidnap her. It's still a wee bit worrying in my eyes when she says that, though, especially when she's particularly infamous for a lot of sex related stuff on TTU, and sometimes invading the space of others, if not outright sexually harassing them.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

This is how I found this, but it implies someone was browsing her profile on the same day that this post was made. Only someone following her account day-to-day would have seen this.

Can’t you sign up for notifications whenever someone updates their profile? Been so long since i’ve been on preddit.

So Chris isn’t just trawling the webs for girls 20 year younger. He also apparently has no problems with them being 16 or 17 and clearly has (still) nothing but contempt for “stupid laws” about age and sex.

well, we see what he thinks of the incest laws, so…

If Chris hates autism so much, that he doesn’t even want to get his penis exposed to it. How would he react if Fiona had Assburgers?

If Chris doesn’t want to expose his bent to autism, then he should have cut it off years ago.

 

[Sasha]

I think it's more that she didn't end up being the perfect autistic waifu that some built up in their minds.

I really thought we were all on the same page that Fiona was a likely lolcow candidate and we were merely suspending judgement because of the circumstances, but in her absence some seem to have convinced themselves she wouldn't have all the tendencies of the Reddit janny ween zoomer that she is.

To be honest, when I first learned about her as being "that girl who's actually in love with Chris" , I actually thought that it was a joke, and I hoped that she wasn't an important part of the story, because in my mind she was non-existent.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

To be fair, it's quite unusual for KF to be sitting on the moral high ground

It's not that rare... We defend religion when talking about militant atheists like Cynthia Hansen, we defend secular worldview and humanism when talking about fundies like Melinda Scott, we even condemn doxing when DSP doxes his mods

If we made a habit here of directly addressing the cows

I think it's OK as long as we don't go after them directly, that is: addressing them is fine if they are present in the thread or we know that they read it, it's not fine to bother them on social media.

It shook my belief in her parents.

It's not easy to keep normal kid in check. Keeping an autistic young adult in check all the time is nigh impossible.

 

[Dyn]

Idgaf I feel bad for her even still. She's autistic c'mon, of course she gets scared easily guys.

Yeah me too. Yes, she's fucking retarded, but ridiculously nice. Chris did not deserve someone like this. I'm glad he's going to prison.

Fuck that she insulted Kiwi Farms slightly we should ruin her life.

 

[Creepuscular]

Why would you have formed any particular opinion about the parents of someone we know practically nothing about?

Based on a source saying Fiona’s parents want her off the internet. If that’s true, my opinion is they’re doing the right thing. If they thought it was a good idea for her to go on Reddit, my opinion is they’re fucktarded mongs.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Well she's not gonna get the reddit attention like
"I'm hoping for the best for you! You look like a sweet girl and I'm sure things will be better looking forward!"
WTF how is she a sweet girl? Sure, she didn't rape anyone or murder a hamster but everything she's ever presented online so far is disturbing and unattractive. I'm being mean.

Not mean, just accurate

 

[ToMendAndDefend]

The last time I saw a "weird, but harmless" autistic woman with a weird fetish for someone unattractive (that one miniboss from Spyro), she turned out to be a pedo or something.

For Fiona's sake, I hope her parents actually start keeping an eye on her online shenanigans. We don't need the Bella 2.0 saga in 2 years from now.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

her claiming that the farms are attacking her and trying to silence her?

I can imagine it went something like this:

Fiona: I touch myself when I look at the She Came For CWC drawing

Random Person: GURL. STOP!

Fiona: Kiwi Farms is trying to silence me!


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What an arrogant dick, my god.

Especially since the thing that he was getting on her case about was texting him too late. It was 9:20 his time. It’s not that late, and you’d think he’d be a little more accommodating for a not disgusting girl willing to fuck him. It’s not like he had work the next day.

"I don't think about harming him in any way"
That's weird. That's even weirder than writing a multi-paragraph post about wanting to fuck Chris. Why would she feel the need to specify that.

She’s pretty versed in Christory, so she’s probably familiar with all the weens who pretended to be into him just to mess with him.

Autistics just have a habit of spitting on the good will of the forum huh...

Not all of them. Many of them become forum members.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

Even after all of that, I still think it's necessary to Wallflower her, just to be safe. She literally had a kidnapper on her hands, and she decided to use the internet again before being lumberjacked. Now's her chance to put all of this behind her.

Nah, if you are doing Reddit AMAs, then you're attention-whoring and revoke all memory hole privileges IMO. I don't care how autistic you are, when you have a binary choice between GET ATTENTION FROM THE HUGBOX or DON'T GET ATTENTION FROM THE HUGBOX and you choose the former, you're on your own. She went public with it, it's out there now, I feel 0% bad about documenting it.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Nah, if you are doing Reddit AMAs, then you're attention-whoring and revoke all memory hole privileges IMO. I don't care how autistic you are, when you have a binary choice between GET ATTENTION FROM THE HUGBOX or DON'T GET ATTENTION FROM THE HUGBOX and you choose the former, you're on your own. She went public with it, it's out there now, I feel 0% bad about documenting it.

Fair enough. As I said, this was merely a means to make walking away from that easier for her when she had the chance, and I am not expecting people to not document her antics. It's not even 100% guaranteed she'll learn her lesson at this point either. This is the same girl who fell in love with Chris Chan after all. Not the crunchiest chip in the bag.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

They would end up like Cryzel Rosechu, stop slandering their offspring.

So… just a huge penis, then?

A lot of people have said they're upset by how Christory ended, but I totally disagree. I don't think there's ever been a story with a more thematically appropriate conclusion.

It was a surprise twist ending for sure, but one of those ones where if you go back and watch the whole thing, that’s where it was headed all along.

I wonder if Chris and Bella would have worked as a couple.

I can only imagine their pants-shitting, fungus-covered, psychotard offspring

The fact she automatically assumes Barb had groomed Chris really rubs me the wrong way but she’s a dumb, autistic kid so whatever.

She has a crush (read: autistic hyper-fixation); in her eyes, Chris can do no wrong, so it can’t possibly be his fault.

 

[A_Space_Godzilla]

She’s pretty versed in Christory, so she’s probably familiar with all the weens who pretended to be into him just to mess with him.

Yeah I'm not buying her big crush at all unless she makes a classic CWC sex tape with a classic CWC sex doll and her parents walk in on her (on video) and kick her out for it. Writing online is cheap talk, only self depreciating sex acts can prove true love of that type! Hopefully when CWC gets probation (you know he will) she can go put the money where her mouth is and pay the toll for attention seeking. You wana milk the cow you gotta drink the milk! Until then she's just a ween that failed.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

She is literally jonesing for her own thread and given what a massive autistic lolcow she is, she certainly deserves one

Well, if that’s what she desires, then who are we to say no, and make a tard sad?