high on hootenberries - livestream 8/10/2021

[I-am-the-skinny-legend]

I hate that this information is seared into my brain, but that nasty bag of slime built bitch, BLED out her can of catfood scented puss for TWO FUCKING YEARS straight of the 4 years she was with Becky. (And never once went to get it checked out or find out why for all those years. And she has the audacity to say “Becky wasn’t like sexual with me.” BITCH! She already can’t wash herself, or clean up under that fupa, with her ham bone T. rex arms. No doubt she stinks like nothing any of us have ever smelled, without the added 2 years of constant blood flow. SO NO WONDER BECKY WASN’T SEXUAL WITH HER. I also just yesterday watched a reaction channel where Amberlynn said “a lot of people keep asking about the bumps I always have on my lips.. guiseeeee it is herpes, but don’t worry it’s just simplex 1.

I actually gained some respect for Necky when they finally admitted they had not been sexual, it at least told me she wasn’t as slow as I initially thought she was. So yeah, “wifey” is obviously a really sane bitch. Her type is morbidly obese bitches, that depend on mobility scooters, who would still be bleeding out her death trap of a pussy had the good Lord not bestowed upon her a full hysterectomy, who also suffers from herpes. Anybody who would put their mouth or fingers anywhere on ALR (especially below the fupa) holds no value for their life. That kind of smell isn’t going to just wash off your face and hands with a little bit of soap, it’s going to be with you for a long time.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

More indication that she does not have health insurance.

Definitely does not. I was gong through some older stuff when the post-"cancer" questions were coming in and one was "Do you have health insurance?"

She said, "I do." Then after a pause, she said it wasn't exactly health insurance, it was one of those plans like I said long ago: it knocks down the costs of procedures, but you still have to pay for them at the price they negotiated with providers. She is such a fucking tool. Get real insurance, dumbass.

She claimed that she is the best mother ever. This fractures her delusions.

Except when she's excusing herself for things like not knowing Lincoln was President or where the fuck Russia is on a map because she was put in foster care thanks to Mother Of the Year.

With a job schedule of 2-1 hour session on videos, they could have travelled for a long time. However, Amber is afraid of plane and hates being in a car. It is the same delusion as with the therapist.

Last night she said Becky was afraid to fly and started in on Becky about how she never wanted to travel, etc., and Becky wasn't having it. Good for her, but JFC, Becky, haul yourself up by your balls and walk the fuck out when she starts that shit. She may be your "boss" for the purposes of these lives, but bosses have to abide by rules, too. Source: me, an actual boss of an actual company with actual employees.

BTW, Big Al, with all your crowing about how Becky is your "employee" and how she is "on the payroll": real companies/employers pay payroll taxes. And The IRS doesn't give a single shit whether you know it or not. Now I know Big Al is just a 600 pound windbag, but if you really pissed someone off, they could send one of those TWo/Men nice little linkydinks to several of these last lives, where you're acting like you're Chief Girl Boss. And that noser will be looking for your 941s/950 at the end of the year. Short of that, a 1099 to Becky, with the amount you've paid her duly noted for HER taxes that she will then have to pay. So stop fucking around, acting like you're a real employer, because you are not. You might attract some very unwanted attention. And before people say, naw, she's too small: no, she is not. They do not care how large or small your business is, and if they get to score points on an area that tends to be a little shifty, like social media and third party appearances, they will do so in a heartbeat. That shows they're a go-getter and helps an ambitious little tadpole get up the ranks.

Becky is not my favourite person, but I would love that her channel be more successful than Amber. The resentfulness would be parpable

I, too, would love to see our dainty queen eclipsed by someone she views as beneath her.

It's the equivalent to a kid watching Frozen and wanting to live in Elsa's castle. Amber has as much chance of affording LA, NY, or Seattle as that kid. She really is so emotionally stunted and ignorant that she not only knows nothing what it would entail to live in these places, but also doesn't understand the financial aspect of it.

That applies to everything in her life: she couldn't functional in the real, adult world. That's why she has to have a caretaker.

What would she do in LA, sit on a beach?

Bad idea, people would be trying to drag her back into the water.

In NY, you have to do a lot of walking in Brooklyn for example, and take public transportation to get around Manhattan. Neither would be happening, even if she could afford the 4,000 a month 2 room 5th floor walk up apartment.

And she thinks the walk to the mailbox is difficult.


I'm watching a few reacts - the ones first out of the gate - and I realize I should have been counting "it is what it is" because both of these bitches say that. Big Al more than Becky, naturally.

Big Al claiming neither one of them were going to be looking for new mates, but gosh, guise, she just started talking to this girl - who she confirmed is NOT this JC Cowans person who people have been bothering - and she's just feeling SO MUCH for this girl she hardly knows. TheNUKE takes issue with Big l's contention that they are "literally" facetiming 14 hours a day, from the moment they wake up to the moment they go to sleep, because doesn't wifey have a fucking job (my phrasing)? Big Al claims yes, too, they are, turns to Becky to back it up, who does, of course. No one believes this shit.

Lease is up in a few months per Becky, after Big Al told her not to say it, because "it's no one's business". That would make sense if they broke a year lease to go to a six month term.

Becky talking about her cousin giving her a tarot reading and how it all makes so much sense. Duh, tarot isn't real just like seers and psychics are not real, and just like them, the more familiar you are with your subject, the better your "reading" an appear to be. Big Al, of course, has to make everything about herself, and asks if the cousin could do a reading for her. I wish Becky had said NO, BITCH, instead of just not answering her. LOL

 

[pistolwhipped]

Lol @ Hamber saying it's "perfect" that she's with (using the term "with" pretty loosely here) Wipey because both of them want to travel. What exactly is perfect? Unless she's talking about traveling 10 feet from the couch to the fridge, that actually sounds like a horrible dynamic. Imagine wanting to travel the world and then actively romantically pursuing a bed-bound blob. Something is not adding up here.

How many seats do you guys think she would she require on an airplane? 4? A whole row? At this point she'd be better off purchasing a private jet, although I've heard those have weight limits too. Or maybe one of those medical helicopters, but it would take at least 8 burly EMTs to hoist her onto a stretcher. Maybe Wipey will be sweet enough to facetime her from Bora Bora.

 

[M€￦]

No matter where she moves or goes, she won't do anything but sit away isolated in a room, and eat.

No artsy-fartsy stuff while it rains, just endless days and weeks, months and years, sitting around in a room at home, wanting nothing, needing nothing, loving nothing, but eating. Because that is all that matters.

True 'paradise' for her isn't walking on a beach or going to poetry slams, it's getting to eat as much as she wants, when she wants, while having an obedient enabler who won't question her food choices or the amount she eats, and will be devoted to her and eating.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Even by her own lofty standards Amber was an absolute bitch during this stream. Her contempt for Becky drips from her dainty period hole every word that came out of her downturned mouth. Remaining that Becky is only tolerating this shit until she gets her escape route sorted and she and Eric and Ricky can finally spill all that tea we've been hoping for.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

Why is Becky still there? How long does she plan to hang out? Until the lease is up? Is Amber paying her to stay and bathe and wipe her until she sinks her claws into a new sperg?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Lol @ Hamber saying it's "perfect" that she's with (using the term "with" pretty loosely here) Wipey because both of them want to travel. What exactly is perfect? Unless she's talking about traveling 10 feet from the couch to the fridge, that actually sounds like a horrible dynamic. Imagine wanting to travel the world and then actively romantically pursuing a bed-bound blob. Something is not adding up here.

Actually, Amber in her "127 reasons to lose weight", mentioned on #7 that "she wants to travel and be more adventurous", on #17, "walk on the beach", on #71, "take a road trip in a van or RV, on #90, "visit her family", on #91, "walk around zoos and aquariums, on #92, "wants to go to NYC at Christmas time, on #105, "wants to go on a train", on #115, "wants to walk around amusement parks, and #116 "swim in Bora Bora".

However, there is a HUGE caveat: she needs to lose a very large amount of weight. If she were under 250 pounds, she might be able to do it but there is no point in dreaming of travelling if it is physically impossible to do it. At this point, the only travel that she could do is getting a mobility scooter and going on a cruise.

 

[Bitchinista]

In this live, Amber mentioned she's currently on 6 medications following that ER visit. I'm inclined to think those 6 include her psych medications and whatever else she was already on (I will never believe she is not AT LEAST on Metformin)

Any speculations on what the others other? Likely one is an antibiotic for another UTI/kidney infection/cellulitis...

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

In this live, Amber mentioned she's currently on 6 medications following that ER visit. I'm inclined to think those 6 include her psych medications and whatever else she was already on (I will never believe she is not AT LEAST on Metformin)

Any speculations on what the others other? Likely one is an antibiotic for another UTI/kidney infection/cellulitis...

OK -
She is on Lamictal and Sertraline for her 'Mentalz'
HRT for her oestrogen
Blood pressure Meds
A statin or something similar
Anti-Biotics for whatever infection she has now got

 

[Tea Sipper]

Well, well, well, what have we here? Yet another shitfest of lies, excuses, and contradictions.

An excellent summation of her horrifically boring and dull livestream, as always <3

When Becky says she might like to live in Colorado, Big Al literally says "that's lame". Becky, for the love of god, get the fuck away from Big Al.

God, the audacity of this cunt to judge anybody's living situation is fucking nauseating. She spent the vast majority of her 20s bouncing around from house to house, mooching off anybody caring and generous enough to take her in, who didn't want to see her homeless. But fuck living in Colorado, right?

 

[Billie Ross]

I don't blame Becky, she's trying to milk the big Hambo for as much as she can before piss out forever, without looking back.
She lacks any self esteem or pride after all the humiliation anyway, why not cash on it?
You got this Necky, suck the Jabba milkless tits one last time.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Lol @ Hamber saying it's "perfect" that she's with (using the term "with" pretty loosely here) Wipey because both of them want to travel. What exactly is perfect? Unless she's talking about traveling 10 feet from the couch to the fridge, that actually sounds like a horrible dynamic. Imagine wanting to travel the world and then actively romantically pursuing a bed-bound blob. Something is not adding up here.

Something ain't right with "wifey". Someone suggested to me it's just a clout chaser, and my question back is: who the fuck would pursue this 600 behemoth for "clout"? She'll be internet famous for all the wrong reasons, and like the actual stank coming off this bitch, the internet stank will never wash away.

How many seats do you guys think she would she require on an airplane? 4? A whole row? At this point she'd be better off purchasing a private jet, although I've heard those have weight limits too. Or maybe one of those medical helicopters, but it would take at least 8 burly EMTs to hoist her onto a stretcher. Maybe Wipey will be sweet enough to facetime her from Bora Bora.

I've not been on a plane lately, but I'd say she'd need a row, just on how goddamned wide she is. If she were taller and didn't sit on her ass 24/7, I'd say she'd only need two seats. JFC, imagine saying "only" about your weight and ability to fit in a space.

No matter where she moves or goes, she won't do anything but sit away isolated in a room, and eat.

No artsy-fartsy stuff while it rains, just endless days and weeks, months and years, sitting around in a room at home, wanting nothing, needing nothing, loving nothing, but eating. Because that is all that matters.

True 'paradise' for her isn't walking on a beach or going to poetry slams, it's getting to eat as much as she wants, when she wants, while having an obedient enabler who won't question her food choices or the amount she eats, and will be devoted to her and eating.

She could employ an entire family, really.

Why is Becky still there? How long does she plan to hang out? Until the lease is up? Is Amber paying her to stay and bathe and wipe her until she sinks her claws into a new sperg?

Lease is up in a "few months" according to Becky. I'm thinking end of November. Just in time for xmas!

Actually, Amber in her "127 reasons to lose weight", mentioned on #7 that "she wants to travel and be more adventurous", on #17, "walk on the beach", on #71, "take a road trip in a van or RV, on #90, "visit her family", on #91, "walk around zoos and aquariums, on #92, "wants to go to NYC at Christmas time, on #105, "wants to go on a train", on #115, "wants to walk around amusement parks, and #116 "swim in Bora Bora".

Damn, thanks for taking one for the team for going through her shit and getting these out.

However, there is a HUGE caveat: she needs to lose a very large amount of weight. If she were under 250 pounds, she might be able to do it but there is no point in dreaming of travelling if it is physically impossible to do it. At this point, the only travel that she could do is getting a mobility scooter and going on a cruise.

She's afraid of heights. And she'd need either an entire regular room to herself, or one of the pricy rooms if her caretaker went with her. She'd never use the balcony and she'd be one of those ill mannered people who walks along - scoots along, in her case - the deck, hugging the inside lane. She'd be screeching constantly about how the decks were too high and it was too windy and too salty and any other stupid thing that came into her head.

In this live, Amber mentioned she's currently on 6 medications following that ER visit. I'm inclined to think those 6 include her psych medications and whatever else she was already on (I will never believe she is not AT LEAST on Metformin)

Any speculations on what the others other? Likely one is an antibiotic for another UTI/kidney infection/cellulitis...

Synthroid/Levothyroxine - her thyroid is probably fucked beyond belief.

Edited to add: just watched Justine's react, and theNuke popped in there. One of the things they said caught my attention. All this facetiming bullshit from the second they get up to when they go to bed, like they're "hanging out" as Big Al put it, is Big Al training the new girl to give up her entire life in order to be with Big Al 24/7 and be ready for her new caretaker role. Makes sense.

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

Eh, I'm usually the one making photoshopped or artwork bullshit over the years but I try to skim as much as I can in these livestream threads. But what I have noticed every time... if there was a hard question regarding their relationship in these lives, she always makes Becky answer first. Like she wants to react to Becky's reaction, and kind of gauge how she should respond afterwards. Call me late, dumb, autistic, whatever. I just have been skimming. Sorry!

 

[Spicy Noodles]

I hate that this information is seared into my brain, but that nasty bag of slime built bitch, BLED out her can of catfood scented puss for TWO FUCKING YEARS straight of the 4 years she was with Becky. (And never once went to get it checked out or find out why for all those years. And she has the audacity to say “Becky wasn’t like sexual with me.” BITCH! She already can’t wash herself, or clean up under that fupa, with her ham bone T. rex arms. No doubt she stinks like nothing any of us have ever smelled, without the added 2 years of constant blood flow. SO NO WONDER BECKY WASN’T SEXUAL WITH HER. I also just yesterday watched a reaction channel where Amberlynn said “a lot of people keep asking about the bumps I always have on my lips.. guiseeeee it is herpes, but don’t worry it’s just simplex 1.

I actually gained some respect for Necky when they finally admitted they had not been sexual, it at least told me she wasn’t as slow as I initially thought she was. So yeah, “wifey” is obviously a really sane bitch. Her type is morbidly obese bitches, that depend on mobility scooters, who would still be bleeding out her death trap of a pussy had the good Lord not bestowed upon her a full hysterectomy, who also suffers from herpes. Anybody who would put their mouth or fingers anywhere on ALR (especially below the fupa) holds no value for their life. That kind of smell isn’t going to just wash off your face and hands with a little bit of soap, it’s going to be with you for a long time.

You're right about the absolute fucking pigsty that Hamber is as a person, but the herpes thing isn't really a big deal. Most people have herpes type 1. If you've ever had a cold sore, you have it, and even if you haven't had a cold sore, you probably have it. Around 70% of the population has type 1, and most don't know it and have no symptoms. You can get it from kissing or sharing spoons or cups. The CDC says that most people contract it non-sexually, usually from family members as a kid. (12% of people have type 2 - and most don't know it either and have no symptoms.)

Trust Hamber to be gross about it though. I don't remember her referring to her herpes - just as 'her cold sores' - but I remember that fucking disgusting Facetime from Density where she (Density) shoved her mouth up against the camera to show off her cold sore for Hamber's audience. Barf.

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber says in this one that she stopped looking at Becky as "attractive" a week after they broke up. This is because she "split" (the process in which a person with BPD will idealize/devalue someone) on Becky. This whole on camera breakup situation has been like a masterclass in how people with BPD deal with rejection. At first crying, begging, "I'll never love again! You should feel like a piece of shit for doing this to me!" then once they realize they can't prevent the abandonment they go looking for the next target. When the new target is acquired the person with BPD will do whatever is needed to appear attractive to the target, and "paint the first lover black" or devalue them, and "paint the new lover white" or idealize them. This new girl supports Amber in a way Becky never did, and Becky was never all that attractive anyway, you guise! Once someone with BPD discards a person, whether it be a friend, family member, lover, they will pretend like the person was never good to them, they never even really liked them at all.

I'm glad Becky is starting to clap back at her. My favorite part in the highlights I watched was when Amber tried to say that Becky has no libido and that's why they weren't having sex and Becky goes "uh what about you?" and Amber evades so Becky says "Oh, you don't like being in the hotseat?" Nope, Amber doesn't like being held accountable for anything Becks. If you guys didn't fuck it's your fault, if Amber hasn't lost weight it's your fault, if her eareengs don't get shipped on time it's your fault, but don't worry, everything wrong in her life will be another gorl's fault someday soon.

Becky kneew for years everything we said about Ham was true so she is a mongoloid for staying so she shouldnt be sticking her no-chin out that far tbh.

 

[Witch Bitch]

I think wifey was just some fit perky thing who saw some sad morbidly obese train wreck and was like. "I bet I can be such a good friend to her she turns her life around." Im sure plenty of us were young and full of hope once. So she reached out to amber to be friendly and motivating. Only amber is a fucking incel and cant separate a woman being kind and woman wanting to climb mt gunt.

So it started out as a joke "haha your like my wife being positive keeping me on track tee hee-" now this fuckin child has been doxed and is trying to play it off as roasting the haters. Beckys like "you know she doesnt wanna fuck you right?" So now ambers extra crusty towards the thumb lol just my 2c.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I think wifey was just some fit perky thing who saw some sad morbidly obese train wreck and was like. "I bet I can be such a good friend to her she turns her life around." Im sure plenty of us were young and full of hope once. So she reached out to amber to be friendly and motivating. Only amber is a fucking incel and cant separate a woman being kind and woman wanting to climb mt gunt.

So it started out as a joke "haha your like my wife being positive keeping me on track tee hee-" now this fuckin child has been doxed and is trying to play it off as roasting the haters. Beckys like "you know she doesnt wanna fuck you right?" So now ambers extra crusty towards the thumb lol just my 2c.

Someone in the chat told her no one finds her sexy. She said yeah, you're right, before going right back to her young, fit, educated, working new bae being her one twue wuv.

This is either going to be the dumbest fucking clout chases or one of the biggest catfishes. As much as I detest catfishing (the internet, not the real life variety, as catfish is damn tasty when fried up), I am kind of rooting for this to be a catfish, if only to see Big Al realize she has an immediate, giant problem and it is herself.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Planes have been slowly downsizing forever, but the last 10 years have really cut some space. All of the max versions of planes like the 787 are more seats inside the same amount of space.
Amber would need an international airliner which has three rows of three first class seats up front near the bulkhead to even get into the plane. She would not be able to use the bathroom on any plane that I've been in in the last 20 years.

Amber would be better to drive somewhere then take a boat to any non-continental location. She would be able to walk through the airport but she would never make it through security without assistance which they have for people, but she would have to be hit with the wand instead of the body scanner etc.

The airport would be a tremendously bad time for her and all the walking with the mask that you have to wear inside those American airports all airports in fact right now, she probably suffocate

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I wish Becky would just drain their joint bank account and leave Amber to fend for herself. Maybe then she will see how much support Becky gives her. Let her find her own way to the ER, walk her own damn dog, fetch her own mail, waddle to the fridge by herself.

I would love to see Amber try and get on a plane. When she was 17 she had to buy an extra seat because they wouldn't let her board the plane, and that was 300lbs ago. She probably wouldn't even fit in the doors of an airplane. She can barely squeeze through the doors in her apartment and usually has to turn sideways to do it. But Becky is the one who put a stop to her traveling dreams.

I wonder if she could even find Bora Bora on a map? Why Bora Bora anyway? She probably read that most people ride scooters around the island and thinks the only kind of scooters are the ones she rides around the store.

The only way she will ever leave ky is in an 8xl coffin.

 

[Xenomorph]

amber went to the ER on saturday but won't share why

WHAT A SHOCK. Amber you are boring even your cancer saga was a bore, nobody cares but the e-weens who pay to troll you.