high on hootenberries - livestream 8/10/2021

[Xenomorph]

Becky the parasite still being a useless blob and still at chateau cat piss yawn

 

[dfranki723]

This gross heffer talking about ''my truth'' in regards to being a fat fucking glutton. I AM TRIGGERED WHEN PEOPLE EAT GUYS. No, you are greedy. I really dislike how any kind of trait is now a disorder of some kind. Obese cunts don't need to take responsibility because ''muh BED, muh TRIGGERS''.

Everytime Becky is asked a question, ALR has to jump in and answer. Nobody cares, if they did they would've asked you.

Fuck NarcLynn trying to bitch Becky into silence and it's not working.
Ew, ''I'm paying her'' no, you're guilt tripping her into showing up on your shit streams. She's so transparent, you're really trying to show your power, you have employed your downtrodden ex? Oh you sweet saviour!

Why is Amber side eyeing Becky when talking about her job? This is one of the most egotistical streams I've seen yet.
You're not a giver, you're a control freak. If Becky was at work all day she wouldn't be able to wipe your arse and bring you mountains of food.
What an absolute mess.

 

[Xenomorph]

"Giving is my love language." It's the universal language of Deathfats. I am always humbled in the presence of their generosity and ashamed that my stingy heart will never know the joy of being the most generous person I know.


INNYWAYS. Amber dreams of living in Seattle, but I don't think she's accounted for the fact that fat doesn't roll uphill.

Love Language she picks up these fucking stupid word vomit self affirmationary bullshit to enforce her sloth and gluttony, it's all circle jerking to her own delusions of grandeur and the hubris she has thinking she has unlimited time to improve.

If you are reading this AL, have someone translate that line for you.

Fat.

 

[Wonky Eye]

Claims when she's happy, she can't dig down deep at therapy - when that is exactly the right time to do it, you fucking tard - so she told the therapist maybe she'll "be sad" next week. I guarantee you not a single goddamned thing will come via therapy for her. She's a narc.

This. No one needs to be feeling down to "dig deep" in therapy. Especially in the very first session, since the psych has to know you, where you come from, your family history, your current situation, past experiences, and why you've decided to come to therapy. At no point people actually work on themselves during the first session.
Also, from experience, just having to talk about your struggles is enough not only to bum you out, but most importantly to dig.
Miss me with these excuses.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Amber getting told one or two things by some avante garde, mammy-dyke applicant equates to a master's degree in African American history. I look forward to Eboniclynn to come out and sperg about some foolishness because "muh ally."

 

[Borbie Dahl]

Amber “dreaming” of living in Seattle is hilarious...For what reason Amber? You can’t walk. Why does it matter to you where you’re located?! My advice would be to stay in the south where it’s cheap & get yourself a real pretty painting for the living room. You can stare at it in a Ben & Jerry daze and pretend you’re in Cabo or some shit.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Amber “dreaming” of living in Seattle is hilarious...For what reason Amber? You can’t walk. Why does it matter to you where you’re located?! My advice would be to stay in the south where it’s cheap & get yourself a real pretty painting for the living room. You can stare at it in a Ben & Jerry daze and pretend you’re in Cabo or some shit.

Her talking about Bora Bora was also entertaining. You could spend a week trying to teach her where Bora Bora is located, and she'd still think it's next to Florida. The natives would harpoon her anyway.

 

[Clown Baby]

Amber says in this one that she stopped looking at Becky as "attractive" a week after they broke up. This is because she "split" (the process in which a person with BPD will idealize/devalue someone) on Becky. This whole on camera breakup situation has been like a masterclass in how people with BPD deal with rejection. At first crying, begging, "I'll never love again! You should feel like a piece of shit for doing this to me!" then once they realize they can't prevent the abandonment they go looking for the next target. When the new target is acquired the person with BPD will do whatever is needed to appear attractive to the target, and "paint the first lover black" or devalue them, and "paint the new lover white" or idealize them. This new girl supports Amber in a way Becky never did, and Becky was never all that attractive anyway, you guise! Once someone with BPD discards a person, whether it be a friend, family member, lover, they will pretend like the person was never good to them, they never even really liked them at all.

I'm glad Becky is starting to clap back at her. My favorite part in the highlights I watched was when Amber tried to say that Becky has no libido and that's why they weren't having sex and Becky goes "uh what about you?" and Amber evades so Becky says "Oh, you don't like being in the hotseat?" Nope, Amber doesn't like being held accountable for anything Becks. If you guys didn't fuck it's your fault, if Amber hasn't lost weight it's your fault, if her eareengs don't get shipped on time it's your fault, but don't worry, everything wrong in her life will be another gorl's fault someday soon.

 

[I-am-the-skinny-legend]

Her talking about Bora Bora was also entertaining. You could spend a week trying to teach her where Bora Bora is located, and she'd still think it's next to Florida. The natives would harpoon her anyway.

Ahhhhh yes. ALR in her black wommart pants, and knee length Tshirt she calls her “swimwear”. Waddling across the beach for 2 minutes. Paradise.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Amber “dreaming” of living in Seattle is hilarious...For what reason Amber? You can’t walk. Why does it matter to you where you’re located?! My advice would be to stay in the south where it’s cheap & get yourself a real pretty painting for the living room. You can stare at it in a Ben & Jerry daze and pretend you’re in Cabo or some shit.

ALR wants to live in Seattle because "I'm a pluvophile rain girl and there's so many coffeeshops and bookstores. I can be a creative poet and all the liberals will love me." Best she can afford there is a shithole apartment that would inevitably be burglarized for her worthless crap while she's eating out or shopping for journals.

Becky is still cucked and no wonder she "cracked a bit", but the deflection of Amber's nonsense with a bit of vigor is surprising.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

The Zillow Home Value Index suggests Lexington has an average property value of just under $250k.

Seattle and LA are both around the $900k mark.

It shows just how much she would have to increase her earnings. I honestly think she has more chance of dropping to a normal weight than ever having the sort of consistent income generated by interesting content that a move like that would take.

I have said it before and I'll say it again. Amberlynn Reid will never leave Kentucky. She is too far gone and there is no path mobility scooter out.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I really do think Becky is getting tired of her shit.

She is not tired enough to refuse the money that Amber gave her. Better than actually working I guess.

What was Becky going through? Periods cramps.

That is infuriating half of the population. Most women would take a medication, and would go to work. They may complain to their mates but not their bosses.

Big Al also said they spent Thursday through Tuesday with the boys.

This gives me more indication that Becky is moving bit by bit with the boys.

So Big Al sullied yet another fucking ER in yet another city with her bullshit that she's not going to talk about with the chat. Yes, we can talk about Becky's period pains and maybe going on the pill and even period fucking CUPS, but that'll be a nope on Big Al's "look at meeeeee" ER visit,

More indication that she does not have health insurance.

Big Al was asked multiple times how therapy went. She said it was today - but she told us last week her first appointment was Wed last. So....all the little inconsistencies and not being able to just straight up tell the actual truth, again.

I do not believe that this therapy will amount to anything. She is just not that interested and is doing this to placate people.

Someone in the chat asked about her mother and the service dog thing, and big Al claims it didn't happen. Someone else in the chat asks her if she is unaware that these are public record. Doesn't answer.

She claimed that she is the best mother ever. This fractures her delusions.

Big Al talks about travel, as if she's ever going anywhere, and how happy she is to be with someone who likes to travel.

With a job schedule of 2-1 hour session on videos, they could have travelled for a long time. However, Amber is afraid of plane and hates being in a car. It is the same delusion as with the therapist.

People ask Becky about her shirt, about music, about her channel, about her IG. And Every single time Becky talks, Big Al is either uninterested or trying to shut her up.

Becky is not my favourite person, but I would love that her channel be more successful than Amber. The resentfulness would be parpable

Big Al attempts to lecture people about leaving "wifey" alone and stop harassing people. Chatters point out that Big Al bought her into this circus, knowing exactly how it would be. Big Al claims wifey - who apparently she has deep, deep feelings for, despite knowing her for only a month, and having never met in person - will not be appearing in any videos she makes, because wifey wants her privacy.

Amber has no interest in having someone else be more interesting than her. Same as with her mother.

 

[Sodium-King-90]

I just... never fail to be disgusted by this pig. She's literally sitting next to her ex-girlfriend talking mad shit about how she was unhelpful, an enabler and rude constantly...

Amber putting her full narc-control mode on display... "No one has EVER cared about me that way until now..." How revolting... Becky just sitting there and taking it for the money and those final few weeks. I bet once she moves, we NEVER see her again.

Also, Hamber feeling herself and wearing her sheer dress... Wifey makes her feel attractive! Good for you, gorl... Wifey will sure go buck-wild for those side-titties of yours spilling out.

 

[goodgrief]

I've been busy at work and so haven't been keeping up with the gorls besides superficially knowing what's going on. I haven't been watching these dysfunctional livestreams so I decided to take a look today . I have no idea why it's so shocking because...it's Amber. But I'm somehow still surprised at how ungrateful she is towards Becky. You fucking mountain, that thumb did everything for you. Uncle Becky hauled her ass wherever she needed to go and did god knows what horror for her. And now Amber can't even get through one sentence from Becky without smirking and almost rolling her eyes. That's a lot of fucking attitude for someone who can barely waddle and would die on the floor if she fell and there was no one to help her get up.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Her talking about Bora Bora was also entertaining. You could spend a week trying to teach her where Bora Bora is located, and she'd still think it's next to Florida. The natives would harpoon her anyway.

Here's how the pristine turquoise waters of Bora Bora would appear after Amber swam in them:

 

[DCMediaSped]

ALR wants to live in Seattle because "I'm a pluvophile rain girl and there's so many coffeeshops and bookstores. I can be a creative poet and all the liberals will love me." Best she can afford there is a shithole apartment that would inevitably be burglarized for her worthless crap while she's eating out or shopping for journals.

Becky is still cucked and no wonder she "cracked a bit", but the deflection of Amber's nonsense with a bit of vigor is surprising.

It's the equivalent to a kid watching Frozen and wanting to live in Elsa's castle. Amber has as much chance of affording LA, NY, or Seattle as that kid. She really is so emotionally stunted and ignorant that she not only knows nothing what it would entail to live in these places, but also doesn't understand the financial aspect of it.

What would she do in Seattle? Like you said, she's imagining going to poetry slams in quaint coffee shops in the rain, but she's 600 pounds. She wouldn't be able to get there or sit there. And there are bookstores and coffee shops in Kentucky I'm sure, what's stopping her? In terms of LA, Amber doesn't drive and wouldn't be able to fit on public transportation comfortably. What would she do in LA, sit on a beach? In NY, you have to do a lot of walking in Brooklyn for example, and take public transportation to get around Manhattan. Neither would be happening, even if she could afford the 4,000 a month 2 room 5th floor walk up apartment.

Sorry for the sperg but her smugness and pure stupidity is just astounding.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

This gross heffer talking about ''my truth'' in regards to being a fat fucking glutton. I AM TRIGGERED WHEN PEOPLE EAT GUYS. No, you are greedy. I really dislike how any kind of trait is now a disorder of some kind. Obese cunts don't need to take responsibility because ''muh BED, muh TRIGGERS''.

ThenUKE pointed out that no, it wasn't a trigger, she just wanted to eat what she wanted.

Everytime Becky is asked a question, ALR has to jump in and answer. Nobody cares, if they did they would've asked you.

Fuck NarcLynn trying to bitch Becky into silence and it's not working.
Ew, ''I'm paying her'' no, you're guilt tripping her into showing up on your shit streams. She's so transparent, you're really trying to show your power, you have employed your downtrodden ex? Oh you sweet savior!

She is such a bitch. Becky may mumblelisp, but she has her own voice, STFU.

Why is Amber side eyeing Becky when talking about her job? This is one of the most egotistical streams I've seen yet.

She has to make sure the slave servant employee doesn't get out of line.

You're not a giver, you're a control freak. If Becky was at work all day she wouldn't be able to wipe your arse and bring you mountains of food.
What an absolute mess.

Sam, below:

Sam, Nuke, below:

 

[Fandom Trash]

Amber “dreaming” of living in Seattle is hilarious...For what reason Amber? You can’t walk. Why does it matter to you where you’re located?! My advice would be to stay in the south where it’s cheap & get yourself a real pretty painting for the living room. You can stare at it in a Ben & Jerry daze and pretend you’re in Cabo or some shit.

Amberlynn's dream of going to Seattle is pretty laughable. First off she's going to probably be one of the few death fats in the city and no doubt be a spectacle whereever she goes. She claims she never notices people staring at her and thats because she's been living in places where its common to see deathfats so not many people would blink twice when they see her.

Two would be the fact that Seattle has a lot of hiking areas and forest that people like to go to and no doubt Amber would rather sit at home and not do anything except to eat. She'll put on the pounds faster than Chantal inhaling a nashville chicken sandwich. Plus it rains a lot in Seattle so more reason to stay at home and eat.

Basically what Im saying is that nothing would change. You can leave to a new place, which she has done before, but unless Amberlynn changes herself, then the location will not matter. She'll still be a fat fuck living on borrowed time and being super dependent on her next new "wifey".

 

[DCMediaSped]

ThenUKE pointed out that no, it wasn't a trigger, she just wanted to eat what she wanted.




She is such a bitch. Becky may mumblelisp, but she has her own voice, STFU.



She has to make sure the slave servant employee doesn't get out of line.




Sam, below:

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Sam, Nuke, below:

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I'm dying at the comment that Becky should work for Uber eats, since she's essentially been doing it for 4 years.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

For anyone who's never been to Seattle, it's made of hills and there's nowhere to park. Godspeed, Amber.