Life Lessons we have learned from Bella and Co. - AKA How not to end up as the most hated person on the internet in a week

[Everynameistaken]

When you're in hot water, your first order of business should be to shut the fuck up and stop posting.

Absolutely. Imagine if she and her friends had shut the fuck up even after the initial leak.

She might've been doxxed and speculatively implicated, but the trail would've gone cold pretty quickly.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Don't discuss on the internet you performing irl criminal activities, even when you think you're anonymous.

 

[DavidFerrie]

Be kind to animals.

 

[I Hate Anime Avatars]

Don't glue your necrotic toenails back on.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

Lots of good ideas in this thread.

Personally I would just not be Isabella Janke. Seems like a foolproof plan.

 

[TayandYou]

Lots of good ideas in this thread.

Personally I would just not be Isabella Janke. Seems like a foolproof plan.

Not gonna work, you could be Louis Herz

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Lots of good ideas in this thread.

Personally I would just not be Isabella Janke. Seems like a foolproof plan.

Hmm...but you could still be Louis Herz, doesn't seem like that much of an improvement.

 

[Dona Morte]

When accused of FUCKERY- SHUT UP and get a lawyer.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

Not gonna work, you could be Louis Herz

Hmm...but you could still be Louis Herz, doesn't seem like that much of an improvement.

Then I would just not be that chick either.

 

[TayandYou]

When accused of FUCKERY- SHUT UP and get a lawyer.

But if you shut up nobody will know that you were the best troll on history

 

[Fools Idol]

Don't be a cunt.

 

[Screw Danlon]

• Do not plan gayops on Chris if you have skeletons in your closet

This isn‘t even Chris specific - if you have skeletons in your closet, stay anonymous!

Also, to paraphrase The Princess Bride - never go in against autists when your dox is on the line.

 

[Farmer Y]

Wash between your toes.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Never take credit.
I didn’t.

 

[Unabashed Hermaphrodite]

I have literal tranny magic and can dox people just by telling them I doxed them.

Thanks again @Angry Canadian you sperglord Nazi Cuck who probably is also a mutt, certainly 30, from Canada and is married to a piggie but also tried to pose as a girl, claimed your wife personally knew Null, and claimed to be able to spend 125k on shutting down the server or some bullshit I didn't pay attention to.

 

[Celestine]

If you're a zoomer, neck yourself. Alternatively, learn good opsec and be less retarded online. Get off the internet and have physical hobbies. Get at least 30 minutes in the sun every day; take your vitamins. Drink only water and don't lay down in cat piss.

 

[Kideo Hojima]

Practice basic hygiene and be decent to people.

 

[Ulkesh]

I’ve learned that no matter how physically or emotionally repulsive a woman may be, she will always have simps as long as she can access them.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

-zoomers despite being terminally online are even more dumbtarded using the internet than boomers

-Epic troolz Haxxor lesson number one: Don't leave written confessions of your felonies and all the nasty shit you do archived in a discord server where everyone knows who you are and any random person can access like an absolute retard

- your edgy friends you share backstabbing stories with are also going to throw you under the bus the first chance they get specially if their ass is on the line. DUH

 

[Everynameistaken]

This isn‘t even Chris specific - if you have skeletons in your closet, stay anonymous!

Also, to paraphrase The Princess Bride - never go in against autists when your dox is on the line.

This always gets me and I can't make sense of it. If I got doxxed, it would be a nuisance and I'd probably get crank phone calls from weens for a couple days, but I (and 99% of people) am not interesting enough to be worth trolling.

Why does everyone who paints a target on himself end up also having a veritable trove of embarrassing secrets that can be brought to light?