DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Somecatchyname]

cloud chasing little parasite

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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1422435147794714631

How many times do we think he called Max a shill?

 

[ReentryPhantom]

>streaming flight simulator
>no cosplay of cia or bane
Lost opportunity. Pigroach is truly out of touch. Then again, phil doesn't have the shoulders for either character.

Phil isn't a big guy

 

[Paladin Derich]

Phil isn't a big guy

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[Sugar Puppet]

People should show Phil the clip of Max insulting him.

I can't find the clip but Max said in one of his streams "I don't want to do the DSP method and spam-like 100 videos."

However, I did get this one. Which is more Max taking satisfaction in Phil getting trolled. Seems like no one likes Phil.

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This really puts in to perspective how low Phil has sunken over the last few years. Phil punches down at anyone who he perceives wrongs him: Small time youtubers, small time streamers, other lol cows, and even his longtime fans, but whenever he senses someone has even some relevance or prestige on the internet he will get down on his knees and suck them off and try to and get into their good graces.

You're right, Max doesn't give a shit about Phil. Literally nobody respects Phil, absolutely no one. So even though Max trashes Phil, takes a jab at him here and there and laughs about him getting trolled Phil just bends over and takes it because Max has clout and Phil wants to try to latch onto him and maintain some semblance of relevance, but the reality is fewer and fewer people care about Phil.

His chat doesn't care about him. Even trolls don't care so much about him nowadays because he's so fucking boring.
Phil's losing the attention he craves from fans and haters alike and even he knows it, like a belch in the wind Phil's fading into obscurity.
It's beyond pathetic watching him kiss ass like this.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

The jobs he thinks he deserves/is entitled to are ones that would pay him at a rate comparable to what he is making now to even consider it. and that's $50+/hour range that doctors and the like earn.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OWIskG5OZpU

It really is crazy that he believes that his content is worth people giving him $100,000+ a year for. But he's consistently done it for 12 years or whatever, so it has to be worth that to some (2-3) people! Congrats Phil!

 

[TheTractor]

Oh no drama is happening during his dayf off! He can't talk to himself for 2 hours about it this is heartbreaking.

Not a drama youtuber btw

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

sorry, i'm a million pages behind because i've been too focused on the chris chan shit, but does phil actually talk about his inheritance he's expecting? like he's excited for his dad to die just so he can get money?

I think he has mentioned getting a large inheretance but I don't think he has mentioned a number yet. Otherwise it would have been out there long enough for people to point it out

 

[tzgnilki]

Oh no drama is happening during his dayf off! He can't talk to himself for 2 hours about it this is heartbreaking.

Not a drama youtuber btw

look at the mature and analytical insight he brings to the discussion

he's basically that nelson kid from the simpsons

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

look at the mature and analytical insight he brings to the discussion

he's basically that nelson kid from the simpsons

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No he isn't, people like Nelson

 

[marlintan]

look at the mature and analytical insight he brings to the discussion

he's basically that nelson kid from the simpsons

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I present you a more accurate simpsons Muntz:

Eddie Muntz

Eddie Muntz is Nelson's father. He has a motorbike and was once Nelson's soccer coach. It was also hinted by Nelson that his father gets in car accidents on purpose. When his wife got hooked on cough drops, he took her gold tooth and left the family, saying that he was going to the store for a...

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He purposely makes others lives harder for financial gain.

 

[50 bit bitch]

Another day off, another series of grave dancing tweets.
Any time there's a possibility of people losing their job Dave is there to get giddy at some good old fashioned human misery, what a pahsitive guy

 

[Iron Hamster]

an HR disaster and the head of HR steps down, 3 people "left" today 1 was has been planning on leaving for a while. But yes phil, this is being gutted not the great Riot exodus or the fallout from project titan.

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He's trying to bait people into asking him what he does for 'work'.

He has to get his "exercise" in on his day off by carrying around a milk carton

and his ego.

They always were a company that refused to get with the times. When Phil played World of Warcraft he was harassed by toxic, negative shitheads, and there was no anti-trolling measures! AT ALL! He couldn't get away from other people in a social MMO!
It was because of this reason that Phil always knew the company was riddled with rapists, and why he never associated himself with them.

How did he not hook up with Chunky Unicorn?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Another day off, another series of grave dancing tweets.
Any time there's a possibility of people losing their job Dave is there to get giddy at some good old fashioned human misery, what a pahsitive guy

If Phil can't have a job, nobody can

 

[Madmartigan]

Wasn't it mvc2 that Jaha made him cry over or was it 3rd strike?

The story I know of is when Jaha confronted him at EVO 2002.
Phil was playing a money match against ShadyK in MvC2. It was a first to 10 set for $100 or $200, something like that. Phil loses the first game, and then the tournament organizer says they have to stop because the tournament was behind schedule.
Jaha chased down and confronted Phil shortly after, asking what's up with all the shit talking he'd been doing online, etc. During the confrontation, Jaha demanded that he pay ShadyK $10 or $20 for the one match he lost, and of course Phil cowered and immediately gave him the money and ran away. Jaha later admitted that demanding the money for a partial set was bullshit, and he basically said he just did it to intimidate Phil for all of the shit talking he used to do online.
There may have been another incident between them, but I can't remember.
So, to directly answer your question it was MvC2, but it really didn't have much to do with the game so much as it had to do with Jaha confronting Phil 'IRL' for being and internet tough guy.
Sorry if this answer was a bit long, but I always enjoy sharing some lore on how big a bitch Phil is when he's in any sort of confrontation in real life.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

This really puts in to perspective how low Phil has sunken over the last few years. Phil punches down at anyone who he perceives wrongs him: Small time youtubers, small time streamers, other lol cows, and even his longtime fans, but whenever he senses someone has even some relevance or prestige on the internet he will get down on his knees and suck them off and try to and get into their good graces.

You're right, Max doesn't give a shit about Phil. Literally nobody respects Phil, absolutely no one. So even though Max trashes Phil, takes a jab at him here and there and laughs about him getting trolled Phil just bends over and takes it because Max has clout and Phil wants to try to latch onto him and maintain some semblance of relevance, but the reality is fewer and fewer people care about Phil.

His chat doesn't care about him. Even trolls don't care so much about him nowadays because he's so fucking boring.
Phil's losing the attention he craves from fans and haters alike and even he knows it, like a belch in the wind Phil's fading into obscurity.
It's beyond pathetic watching him kiss ass like this.

That Maximillian clip is just him reading some autist's $21 tip and going "cool story bro..." It's not even a jab, it's complete indifference.

 

[Fill Bern El]

Jaha later admitted that demanding the money for a partial set was bullshit, and he basically said he just did it to intimidate Phil for all of the shit talking he used to do online

holy shit talk about a villain origin story cause even I feel bad

 

[strandedcastaway]

He has probably screwed himself out of doing any other kind of job by not having something just entry level and for long periods of time. The other thing that really screwed him over was the bankruptcy and revealing how little he does small business wise for his "company". He could easily fill a resume out of things he had to do for his youtube channel that could be put into small business terms that could help him transition over to a corporate job.
(All of this being listed out would be under the assumption that he is competent)
-Managing invoices and shipping with new games and systems being delivered to his house
- Tracking and covering news in related fields
- Dealing with customer service and social media for promotion
- Creating and managing income statements and balance sheets
- Dealing with legal procedures from bankruptcy to copyright law
- Moving business headquarters and dealing with different state laws
- Scheduling and planning out streams and uploads to maximize views for show



These could be easy resume fillers that would allow for a 10+ gap of time in the workforce that could help you not have to take an entry level job but Phil decided that back up plans are for idiots and relying on lonely retards on the internet tipping you until they become bankrupt was the better route

Gotta admit, I don't understand these "DSP has no job skills" posts when he already makes $120,000 a year with no skills.

 

[infamousbeing]

But..... but..... did we ever hit the goal

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Gotta admit, I don't understand these "DSP has no job skills" posts when he already makes $120,000 a year with no skills.

So what I listed would be what a competent YouTuber could put on their resume with stuff to back it up all in case their youtube career went down and they had to go work at another job. The response was on how Phil could stop being so pathetic by admitting to everything, getting a job, and slowly working his way back online. But he has never done any of the things I listed so he can't put those on his resume and therefore has to rely on lonely retards bankrupting themselves to tip him