DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Forbidden Math]

an HR disaster and the head of HR steps down, 3 people "left" today 1 was has been planning on leaving for a while. But yes phil, this is being gutted not the great Riot exodus or the fallout from project titan.

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Oh my god fuck you DSP, no one cares "iT's mY dAy oOf"

Shit tier commentary as always. This guy wants to be a public figure but gives takes that aren't even lukewarm, they're cold as a fucking corpse.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

an HR disaster and the head of HR steps down, 3 people "left" today 1 was has been planning on leaving for a while. But yes phil, this is being gutted not the great Riot exodus or the fallout from project titan.

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They're doing it on purpose to deny DSP the credit for their downfall. They would've gotten away with it all if DSP hadn't spoken up.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Also Phil's definition of large might be different to what we think is large

sorry, i'm a million pages behind because i've been too focused on the chris chan shit, but does phil actually talk about his inheritance he's expecting? like he's excited for his dad to die just so he can get money?

 

[marlintan]

Phil decided that back up plans are for idiots and relying on lonely retards on the internet tipping you until they become bankrupt was the better route

Become bankrupt twice you mean?

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

an HR disaster and the head of HR steps down, 3 people "left" today 1 was has been planning on leaving for a while. But yes phil, this is being gutted not the great Riot exodus or the fallout from project titan.

What does his day off have to do with anything?

If it were outside of his prestream he wouldn't say anything about it, he'd be too busy frowning at the screen and watching for tips while complaining people in the chat are talking about off-topic stuff and not paying attention to him.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

He has nothing to talk about so he's currently guilt-tripping people about the low Tips Goal and how it's the fan's fault that everyone's bored of this fucking playthrough that has taken him over two months to complete. Everyone's moved ahn from Mass Effect dood, it's sad, it's not my fault nothing I can do

I don't know if the "everyone's moved on from Mass Effect" is a direct quote but if it was I wanted to provide this video that showed up in my recommendations:

A video on Mass Effect (a 3 hour long video, even!) released two weeks ago has more views than the entirety of DSP's current ME3 playthrough (~20,500 by my count).

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

he had his facts completely wrong to the point where it seemed like he was making up stuff but then even though this has been an on going major story that extended far past his little "gaming news"verse he only says something when it's on the trending tab.

That's because he was making stuff up. He basically admitted that he only skimmed through one article that popped up on his twitter feed about it and then started speculating about shit and what it meant and why some things happened when most of the details of the case were already publicly known. Like imagine if you talked to some tard who read about a murder that happened and then he starts ranting and speculating about the murder weapon and who could've done it and what motive they could have when all three of those things were already known. That's how bad his "coverage" of the Blizzard scandal was when he did it on the prestream.

EDIT:
New gin tweet

Blizzard getting Run Out Of Business™ just like how Dave predicted that CDPR would.
Also of course the only sources he has are Kotaku and fucking Jason Schreier

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

Wonder how his going to spin it to make it so they wronged him in the past and this is payback for when they didn't put a hogan in the hearthstone pack he bought.

 

[daBonehead]

He could reinstall it and fire it up whenever he wanted but he wouldn’t because he hasn’t played it in years and the CPU would push his shit in. And he knows it.

DSP is a peak consoomer, he could just play an old copy but he'd much rather buy a rerelease. That way he can get those day 1 views and also complain that "they fucked up the netcode dood, LOOK AT THE LAGGG". Sound good? *lip smack*

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

Wonder how his going to spin it to make it so they wronged him in the past and this is payback for when they didn't put a hogan in the hearthstone pack he bought.

He will definitely bring up that Blizzard and Activision is to blame for his failed WOW playthrough because he was trolled so much.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Wonder how his going to spin it to make it so they wronged him in the past and this is payback for when they didn't put a hogan in the hearthstone pack he bought.

They always were a company that refused to get with the times. When Phil played World of Warcraft he was harassed by toxic, negative shitheads, and there was no anti-trolling measures! AT ALL! He couldn't get away from other people in a social MMO!
It was because of this reason that Phil always knew the company was riddled with rapists, and why he never associated himself with them.

 

[Freshtodeath]

The longer he goes without a job the lower he will sink into depravity.

 

[Lambda 11]

I don't know if the "everyone's moved on from Mass Effect" is a direct quote but if it was I wanted to provide this video that showed up in my recommendations:

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A video on Mass Effect (a 3 hour long video, even!) released two weeks ago has more views than the entirety of DSP's current ME3 playthrough (~20,500 by my count).

I mean mass effect 3 multiplayer is still alive and not hard to find matches.

Not that Philbert would ever entertain a Co-op game where it isnt even possible to troll teammates of all things to play with his fans. Though he will get his ass handed to him by a random in Street fighter and then be asshurt about it for the next several months.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Incoming shitting on capcom.

SFV summer update. Last character announced as a look at SF6, one person said it looks like logan paul, but if one other person said it sucked "everyone" said it sucked. SF6 is going to suck and fail like SFV "failed"

ofc he didn't watch the trailer or the update stream but will have a strong opinion on it.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

an HR disaster and the head of HR steps down, 3 people "left" today 1 was has been planning on leaving for a while. But yes phil, this is being gutted not the great Riot exodus or the fallout from project titan.

Blizzard has an estimated 9,500 employees worldwide. They're down 3. Including 1 member of HR, the most useless of all employees. They're down 0.03% of their workforce.

I think Blizzard will handle that staggering loss better than if 3 people left Burnell Enterprises.

 

[TJGamebox]

Incoming shitting on capcom.

SFV summer update. Last character announced as a look at SF6, one person said it looks like logan paul, but if one other person said it sucked "everyone" said it sucked. SF6 is going to suck and fail like SFV "failed"

ofc he didn't watch the trailer or the update stream but will have a strong opinion on it.

reminds me of a white Dee Jay

 

[L.I.M.B. Commander]

cloud chasing little parasite

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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1422435147794714631

Jeez I take a break from the farms and come back to some serious autism....life comes at you fast anyway Phil got nerve saying something about MvsC2. Don't forget that this is the same idiot who lost some serious money in MvsC2 money matches; Phil was a walking ATM. If I remember there was a race to ten against I think Mixup and the guy dominated Phil....funny stuff.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Blizzard has an estimated 9,500 employees worldwide. They're down 3. Including 1 member of HR, the most useless of all employees. They're down 0.03% of their workforce.

I think Blizzard will handle that staggering loss better than if 3 people left Burnell Enterprises.

Shit Blizzard could fuck off and close up shop in the west and do work China and korea exclusively and they'd be fine.

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

Wasn't it mvc2 that Jaha made him cry over or was it 3rd strike?

 

[Paladin Derich]

>streaming flight simulator
>no cosplay of cia or bane
Lost opportunity. Pigroach is truly out of touch. Then again, phil doesn't have the shoulders for either character.