DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Gensou Hadou]

I don't think Dave made it official, but I'm calling it in: time of death 9:24 pm on July 6th, 2021.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z0USexql_YQ

This series has got me itching for Phil to finally finish Danganronpa just so we can have the amount of money Pasty's thrown away on a big ol' billboard
Crazy to think though, how Phil casually makes thousands of dollars per playthrough and he's still crying poor.

I'd want to see how much OroTurtle donated to Nier, but that would involve watching hours of Phil's "khantent" to weed out the tips.

Piece of Peace, I don't know how you do it. Keep up the great work.

 

[Piece of Peace]

I'd want to see how much OroTurtle donated to Nier, but that would involve watching hours of Phil's "khantent" to weed out the tips.

Well today's your lucky day then! Assuming there were no "behind the scenes contributions", OroTurtle donated exactly $1,274.33 over 14 streams of NieR. Pretty cool huh? Dave even failed to add a $10 donation to the leaderboard for that last day!

Edit: Since I'm in the spreadsheet anyway, the total tips received for NieR was $3,513.32, which means the OroTurtle PERSONALLY funded 36% of the entire NieR playthrough. Sound good?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil being so "open to new ideas" that he's now considering getting other hats for the $150 goal.

This is the same guy who bitched about his head getting too hot from wearing the cowboy hat, and who also complained about the chat members who had suggested that he get other hats.

But remember, he's not a children's entertainer.

 

[Iron Father]

How long until he starts dressing in an actual clown costume for the tips goal? If ever quits being a streamer maybe he could entertain kids at parties and let them dunk him in water or throw pies at his face...

Nah that'd be too dignified.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

How long until he starts dressing in an actual clown costume for the tips goal? If ever quits being a streamer maybe he could entertain kids at parties and let them dunk him in water or throw pies at his face...

Nah that'd be too dignified.

Well, at least when they throw food at him, he won't have an excuse to bitch on Twitter about not having money to buy groceries again.

Oh fuck, who are we kidding? Of course he would.

 

[Gensou Hadou]

Phil being so "open to new ideas" that he's now considering getting other hats for the $150 goal.

This is the same guy who bitched about his head getting too hot from wearing the cowboy hat, and who also complained about the chat members who had suggested that he get other hats.

But remember, he's not a children's entertainer.

DSP doing clown shows for kids:

 

[NotValKilmer]

If ever quits being a streamer maybe he could entertain kids at parties and let them dunk him in water or throw pies at his face...

Yelp Review for DSP the clown:

0/5 stars! Do NOT hire this clown for your child's party! He arrived late and was clearly already drunk. He couldn't make balloon animals, he just handed straight ones to the kids and said "Here it's a shitty dick ACKACKACKACK" During the dunking game he called all the children "fucking scrubs". At that point I asked him to leave. We thought he did but then we discovered him behind our shed masturbating in front of children!"

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Yelp Review for DSP the clown:

0/5 stars! Do NOT hire this clown for your child's party! He arrived late and was clearly already drunk. He couldn't make balloon animals, he just handed straight ones to the kids and said "Here it's a shitty dick ACKACKACKACK" During the dunking game he called all the children "fucking scrubs". At that point I asked him to leave. We thought he did but then we discovered him behind our shed masturbating in front of children!"

Oh he wouldn’t call the kids scrubs in front of them, BUT he would say he was going to slap the shit out of them to their parents since he wouldn’t have the balls to say that to the kids themselves.

 

[Jew-ish]

I'm curious. You know how Phil has that thing where he likes people to grovel to be unbanned? His little ego filled power trip?

What if a donator tipped a dollar and said "I'll donate 300 dollars right now. Or 500- whatever the daily goal is. But you have to get on your knees and beg me for it. I'll really tip it but I want to see you groveling.

I wonder if he would say "fuck you"

That would be the moment we knew he obviously didn't need the money that bad if his pride stood in the way of that juicy goal.

I don't encourage anyone giving money to Pigroach. I just think it would be an interesting social experiment.

It would have to be an arranged donation, meaning he would need a photo of your drivers liscence, your social security number, and a picture of your mother breastfeeding you to prove you arent a troll.

 

[Kosher Dill]

What if a donator tipped a dollar and said "I'll donate 300 dollars right now. Or 500- whatever the daily goal is. But you have to get on your knees and beg me for it. I'll really tip it but I want to see you groveling.

He'd do it, and even throw in 100 pushups!
Off-camera, of course.

 

[DeeTracktor]

New here but been following Phil very closely since 2010 or 2011.

I made an account just to post this thought I had about Phil which is that Phil really believes everything he says. He obviously knows when he tells blatant lies to his fans but as a narcissist he truly believes his more common lies about video games, his living situation, his financial situation, and so on.

The proof in the pudding is watching any of DSP's playthroughs for any mission or boss he had a difficult time with ever. People often categorize him as this master scammer and manipulator which I really think is a mindset that needs to be forgotten. He's a severely mentally ill narcissistic man who doesn't even think twice about any lie. If you watch him play any game he ever struggled with, he will say what went wrong in his struggle and still continue to repeat the same thing over and over. Even with the advent of stream chat to hold his hand, he always behaves the same. A good example of this is any souls boss, especially the fairly simple Aldrich the Devourer in Dark Souls 3. He identifies the issues he's having with the boss flawlessly, those being that he rolls far too late, and that he is attacking far too often (both things that he blames on the game's frame rate, and "lag").

The fact that Phil hates video games so much yet never rectifies these obvious issues with his gameplay means that he is genuinely unaware of his flaws. If he knew he had to roll a second earlier, he would take less than 50 tries to beat a single boss in Dark Souls 3. But he truly believes his own bullshit about how the game actually has an extremely low frame rate that is fucking him. If he was simply a chronic liar, he would roll a second earlier and then say "it went through that time!". He never does though. He still wastes hours on each boss complaining the whole way and it's not an act, I'm sure you've all seen Project 7.

I just want to remind people that while Phil lies so much he can come off as a pathological liar and nothing else, he truly is not. His actual fatal flaw is that he is truly incapable of recognizing his own shortcomings and flaws. Anyone who speculates that he feels horrible about himself "behind the scenes" and actually is bothered by comments about his atrophied body or receding hairline, you need to remember- Phil is impenetrable. Phil is the mental fortress that allows himself to survive, to be Phil. To even speculate he can recognize a single flaw in himself is to give him too much credit.

He just had a fund raiser for $900 to pay for his groceries and bills, and the next week spent $900 on electric goods he doesnt need whilst lying about being gifted to a fan

You Sir are a damned idiot if you think Phil doesnt realise he is a little lying, scamming leech. It's why he drinks at 12 in the afternoon

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

If you feel like that, imagine how I feel living in a shit-hole third world country. If I made 300 USD/day like Phil for one year, I'd probably be able to live 5 years without working.

Where I live 300 bucks would buy you 38 meals at a restaurant. Unfortunately for him, that would also mean that he'd have to deal with us feral South Slavs.

 

[Jasper2K]

He wouldn't do it. Mostly because he wouldn't believe it. That said, if it was someone who had given a good amount before (and hadn't charged back) who made the demand, he might.

Edit: As an example, that KingTut dude straight up got him to change the game he was playing to Street Fighter 5 (and then didn't even show up to the stream, which is hilarious).

I remember Tut. Give Phil thousands of dollars and he might CONSIDER switching games. Absolute insanity.

 

[BepsiLight]

Phil being so "open to new ideas" that he's now considering getting other hats for the $150 goal.

This is the same guy who bitched about his head getting too hot from wearing the cowboy hat, and who also complained about the chat members who had suggested that he get other hats.

But remember, he's not a children's entertainer.

He's seeing the writing on the wall.
His declining viewership, dead chat and the 10 bucks he makes per stream if you substract the donations by the same three whales have him worried.
At this point he's willing try anything just to reliably reel in more people. Wouldn't be surprised if the yoshi and sonic hats would be in rotation a couple months from now.

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

He just had a fund raiser for $900 to pay for his groceries and bills, and the next week spent $900 on electric goods he doesnt need whilst lying about being gifted to a fan

You Sir are a damned idiot if you think Phil doesnt realise he is a little lying, scamming leech. It's why he drinks at 12 in the afternoon

Oh, I think he does realise, but in order to justify his lying and scamming he spins the narrative in such a way where he believes he’s entitled to all these things. Sure he could survive on a $100 trip to the grocery store but he doesn’t want to. That’s beneath him. He’s mf Phill Burnell after all.

 

[tzgnilki]

He's seeing the writing on the wall.
His declining viewership, dead chat and the 10 bucks he makes per stream if you substract the donations by the same three whales have him worried.
At this point he's willing try anything just to reliably reel in more people. Wouldn't be surprised if the yoshi and sonic hats would be in rotation a couple months from now.

his entire life is reliant on whether or not one of his whales get run over by a bus, idk how anyone could live like that

 

[DeeTracktor]

Oh, I think he does realise, but in order to justify his lying and scamming he spins the narrative in such a way where he believes he’s entitled to all these things. Sure he could survive on a $100 trip to the grocery store but he doesn’t want to. That’s beneath him. He’s mf Phill Burnell after all.

Phil is a very stupid man. Alotta peepul give him way to much credit. He is too stupid to understand that these Twitter impressions, as an example, are people looking at the stupid shit he posts and the replys which normally amount to ''Hey, it's the guy who jerked off on stream''

But to Phil it's a ''Silent Majority'' which is probably something he heard from a film/game/TV show a month or so back before he tried using the term to try and sound clever

A perfect example of this is his new vest goals. Now we all know that gimmick died a death six months ago, but to Phil his process is, ''I made thousands putting on a vest for money, if I get 'donated' a new vest I will get the same amount''

 

[gaarashatan]

work forgot to pay me for my 8 hrs of overtime, almost 300 bucks. and because im not a mature adult who knows how to manage his money properly i wont make it until next payday so if you guys could please tip me, i really need those tips. i get them right now which would really help so my cats and dog dont starve. but other than that its been a slow night but the game is fun right guys? if you like the game please consider contributing

*this gave me eerily chills trying to mimic phil*

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

You guys hear he bought that vest?

I was actually willing to believe that a fan bought that vest since it's only 25 dollars and something that has already happened in the past. But way to go Phil, I love it when you destroy the benefit of the doubt that I give you.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

There was some forum posts of hers (not DSPs forum) where she said she's a nympho. DSP ignored his 20 year old nympho gf to keep beggin and streaming lol

Most definitely ED of some degree. I'm still leaning toward Dave being closeted because he never seemed too interested in women. He is a mental midget but even Derich and Jackie seem interested in pussy among other things.

It's actually quite common for closeted gay men to flaunt relationships with nubile teenage girls. It's to cement the "look how straight I am" image. When I was younger, I'd meet tons of guys in clubs who were looking for manly activities despite being in relationships with notorious teenage whores. Just another factoid for the Phill the faggot chart.

This is my attempt to bring everything together. He probably told her "OK, but only with ass and shit and I can cool you dood." Leanna was tired of the strapon.