DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[CCheelai]

I love this silent majority thing. I came in around the time Kat entered the picture and have not heard him use the term silent majority so much. I've heard him say it a bit in the past but It's becoming a daily occurrence now. I can tell something is rattling him and I think the jump to YT is part of it.

You could say it's ludicrous that he's saying "silent majority" so much.

Just got home to see that pigroach went on an autistic as fuck text rant about Japan using video game music at the Olympics.

Does he not realize that Japanese composers for video games (and anime) are very highly respected and take their jobs very seriously? That there's a fucking reason they get the most talented symphonies and philharmonics the world over to play their compositions? Dude, Japanese composers could've stayed making little rinky-dink ditties for video games and instead gave us people like Nobuo Uematsu and Yasunori Mitsuda, Yoko Kanno and Joe Hisaishi . Their works rival a John Williams "Best Of" collection but this fucking idiot thinks it's meant for kids (unlike his high-brow, thought provoking entertainment).

This just screams jealousy, DSP never got to be a composer, he never got to work on these big name titles and have his name shown in the credits for games like Kingdom Hearts, Tales of Symphonia, or Sonic the Hedgehog. This along with DSP's hatred of the Japanese over Street Fighter lead to him being unable to appreciate any art period, let alone art found in video game franchises.

Phil is one of the worst human beings on Earth, despite not being a serial killer. He gets to all of us eventually, I feel the anger from UsedUp, I don't blame him or anyone. I'm currently practicing Buddhist levels of restraint about his recent purchases.

Conflict is all in the mind. It just so happens that in Phil's mind, he's on constant fight or flight from the trolls while spending every waking moment just waiting for either his parents to die, Kat or Jasper to leave the house forever, or someone who's "out to get him" seeing Phil at a grocery store and making fun of him.

 

[Iron Hamster]

You could say it's ludicrous that he's saying "silent majority" so much.

I think it's hilarious. So silent...........you can't even hear them tip.

 

[San Dimas High School]

You could say it's ludicrous that he's saying "silent majority" so much.

I wonder if he saw a Trump speech or something.

 

[Brother Wind]

Not into the ravage his women thing. A fat tater tard with a horse face won't turn me on. The cardboard dicks will be super glued to his garage door though cause he "never" got it that one time but talks about it an awful lot. that would be my contribution if I every gayoped. Until then I'll stay away and laugh at him like Nelson on the simpsons from a good distance.

Man I am only funding on $300 a day. Our spoils of war aren't exactly the exotic east women and opium. Youll take Kat or you can leave Kiwistans Army. Just don't come crying to me when Gordon Lightfoot comes creeping around your back step.

I got some wacky math here:

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Wanted to see what his paycheck would be at $300/day

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Take home a month would be $5907.48
This would be at a regular job.

Jesus Christ you coastal people are expensive. I know I'm from the land of meth and cousin fuckin, but, $300 a day would really set you up nice around here.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil is one of the worst human beings on Earth, despite not being a serial killer.

He would fuck up being a serial killer

 

[BepsiLight]

He would fuck up being a serial killer

"YOUR HONOR DOOD I'VE BEEN KILLING PEOPLE FOR TEN YEARS. TEN FUCKING YEARS, AND NOW THEY DECIDE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT ME? SOME FUCKING BOOKS SMART BUT NOT STREETS SMART SUIT IN WASHINGTON MUST HAVE A BUG UP HIS ASS!"

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Just got home to see that pigroach went on an autistic as fuck text rant about Japan using video game music at the Olympics.

Does he not realize that Japanese composers for video games (and anime) are very highly respected and take their jobs very seriously? That there's a fucking reason they get the most talented symphonies and philharmonics the world over to play their compositions? Dude, Japanese composers could've stayed making little rinky-dink ditties for video games and instead gave us people like Nobuo Uematsu and Yasunori Mitsuda, Yoko Kanno and Joe Hisaishi . Their works rival a John Williams "Best Of" collection but this fucking idiot thinks it's meant for kids (unlike his high-brow, thought provoking entertainment).

But hey let's look at the flip side of this autism coin. What if Japan had gone more traditional? Someone like contemporary composer Takashi Yoshimatsu? Any of his pieces that involved the shakuhachi would be mocked by Phil for the whole "I'm playing a woodwind instrument! I'm Japanese! blurbalooo *autistic swaying*"

I can't wait for the arc where Kat wants her dumb weeb honeymoon to Japan to get her "toe-tay-moh kah-wah-eeee" swag from Shibuya, only for Japan to deny piglet's passport because they heard he's been talking that good shit. I hope they hit him with his own words: "Please understand. Fuck you. Suck our big Japanese cocks"

Unrelated but pre-posting thought. With Phil's homeless street magician vest he may very well be the world's first "slow-change artist".

I like the older stuff on 8 and 16 bit systems but agree about the professionalism of Japanese Composers. I still hum to things as I play. It'd be funny he japan wouldn't let him in because he was suppose to fly in a crate with the rest of the animals.

Phil is one of the worst human beings on Earth, despite not being a serial killer. He gets to all of us eventually, I feel the anger from UsedUp, I don't blame him or anyone. I'm currently practicing Buddhist levels of restraint about his recent purchases.

He is really getting ballsy and taunting despite being in the situation he is in. The bankruptcy didn't slow him down and any person thats not a denthead(shoutout @Paladin Derich) wouldn't celebrate such a thing but feel embarrassed. He has had an impact on me lol. In that after seeing him I've been trying to do some exercise and talking with friends more which Philly boy doesn't have unless you count twitter. I still laugh at the shape his is in and the denial. If have mild/moderate CP on my left side yet can lift 35-40 pounds with that side before my shoulder feels like its going to dislocate. Also, he's made me be more conscientious of others and try not to come off as an edgy dick.

I think it's hilarious. So silent...........you can't even hear them tip.

You can't see them like Phils invisible cena jpg probably

Man I am only funding on $300 a day. Our spoils of war aren't exactly the exotic east women and opium. Youll take Kat or you can leave Kiwistans Army. Just don't come crying to me when Gordon Lightfoot comes creeping around your back step.

Jesus Christ you coastal people are expensive. I know I'm from the land of meth and cousin fuckin, but, $300 a day would really set you up nice around here.

I'm straight and all but feel like I'd have a rare case of momentary ED unlike Phil's all the time ED. Nice Sundown lol. You'd have to give me viagra and a paperbag for her head. Also, don't want to do it because screwing a tard is not a good look or moral lol.

@BepsiLight Do I have to run the courtroom for you?

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Does he not realize that Japanese composers for video games (and anime) are very highly respected and take their jobs very seriously? That there's a fucking reason they get the most talented symphonies and philharmonics the world over to play their compositions? Dude, Japanese composers could've stayed making little rinky-dink ditties for video games and instead gave us people like Nobuo Uematsu and Yasunori Mitsuda, Yoko Kanno and Joe Hisaishi . Their works rival a John Williams "Best Of" collection but this fucking idiot thinks it's meant for kids (unlike his high-brow, thought provoking entertainment).

Isn't the only music Phil listens to is 'world music' with Kat, he wouldn't know what's good or bad music until the internet told him what opinion to have.

I can't wait for the arc where Kat wants her dumb weeb honeymoon to Japan to get her "toe-tay-moh kah-wah-eeee" swag from Shibuya, only for Japan to deny piglet's passport because they heard he's been talking that good shit. I hope they hit him with his own words: "Please understand. Fuck you. Suck our big Japanese cocks"

If Phil could ever be scraped out of his house by his wife and if she could put up with him for two whole weeks too, the Japanese weather alone would kill him within mintues of him stepping off the plane. Not to mention Kat is as interesting as a brick that she doesn't even have the personality to be an annyoing weeb, going to seattle is probably abroad enough for them.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

Does he not realize...

Probably quicker to list the things he does realise. There are limits to how many pages a thread can have.

 

[Iron Father]

"By the way, I'm going to go on break momentarily here, everyone; I'm getting so immersed in the game I'm not realizing it's actually breaktime. But I'll take a break in a moment once I get a chance here. There's people like "Isn't it breaktime? What's Phil doing?" Listen, I'm having fun, I'm immersed in the suspense of what's going on, man."

Not a single comment in his chat about him going on break before this. Literally putting words in the mouths of nonexistent people.

"""THE SILENT MAJORITY"""

 

[DZoomer]

Christ you coastal people are expensive. I know I'm from the land of meth and cousin fuckin, but, $300 a day would really set you up nice around here.

If you feel like that, imagine how I feel living in a shit-hole third world country. If I made 300 USD/day like Phil for one year, I'd probably be able to live 5 years without working.

So there's an idea for Phil. Just move to a third world country and become insanely rich.

The disadvantage for Phil would be the much larger concentration of melanin in his neighbors' skin, which he'd hate, but oh well. Gotta make some sacrifices, right?

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Epic nail biting from Dave would happen plus whispers to his chat about all the people that are not pure and clean like him

 

[blahblahblah678]

"This is Phil's land"
Jesus what a fucking faggot.

He has the nerve to say this when he is doing it on YouTube. It's Susan's servers/online sidewalks that this stupid wop is using to beg for $$$.

 

[OJ Simpson]

If you feel like that, imagine how I feel living in a shit-hole third world country. If I made 300 USD/day like Phil for one year, I'd probably be able to live 5 years without working.

So there's an idea for Phil. Just move to a third world country and become insanely rich.

The disadvantage for Phil would be the much larger concentration of melanin in his neighbors' skin, which he'd hate, but oh well. Gotta make some sacrifices, right?

Not like he goes out anyways. The luxury of Dave's lifestyle is that he can sit on his ass in a dirty room all day playing games off his conveyor belt anywhere in the world. He'd never have to interact with or see the funny smelling brown locals.

 

[Iron Hamster]

"YOUR HONOR DOOD I'VE BEEN KILLING PEOPLE FOR TEN YEARS. TEN FUCKING YEARS, AND NOW THEY DECIDE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT ME? SOME FUCKING BOOKS SMART BUT NOT STREETS SMART SUIT IN WASHINGTON MUST HAVE A BUG UP HIS ASS!"

If I was doing all this killing, I'd have been arrested a long time ago. Okay? Fair enough?

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

I do wanna stress that I don't think Phil should live on rice and beans. I mean, thats the one thing I have always lived above my means on is my food. But importantly I also live below my means for housing and car. Unlike Phil who lives above his means at all times in all ways.

My point was, that for $300 a day, I could fund a goddamn fighting force. So if you guys whale on me, the way he gets money, I will invade Renton. Or at least his gated community. We will put Phil in the stockades, ravage his women, and nail a cardboard dick to every wall. And it'd still be a better use of money than whatever he is doing. Soooooomehow

It's absurd to me to see people, not just DSP, spend insane amounts of money on what is essentially slop. Doordashing McDonalds, getting some of that Authentic Indian Cuisine @$60++ for two people

For $30 a person you can get yourself some damn fine beef, some butter, a pan and 10 minutes and truly Feast like a King. I get grassfed lamb liver @ $5 a pound, maybe Philliam should try it sometime to get rid of that heinous translucent hue his skin has.

Bonus: if you eat a pound of liver you're goddamn sure not to be hungry for some late night McPigSlop

 

[UaineRunei]

If you feel like that, imagine how I feel living in a shit-hole third world country. If I made 300 USD/day like Phil for one year, I'd probably be able to live 5 years without working.

So there's an idea for Phil. Just move to a third world country and become insanely rich.

The disadvantage for Phil would be the much larger concentration of melanin in his neighbors' skin, which he'd hate, but oh well. Gotta make some sacrifices, right?

Yep, same here. My reality is so far away from Phil's that I can't really comprehend earning that amount of money in a single day.

You guys want to know a fun fact? Phil, in a single day, if he hit both tips goal at $150 (totaling $300), will earn more than the minimum wage, for a MONTH, here.

And here I am. I have a job, paid for my car, have a really good family and I'm genuinely having fun watching this guy struggles like a fucking fish out of the water.

Oh, and to his mods and paypigs, specially the ironic ones, this is why it doesn't really affect me. I just think that you all are completely insane lol

 

[Perchlorate]

He is really getting ballsy and taunting despite being in the situation he is in. The bankruptcy didn't slow him down and any person thats not a denthead(shoutout @Paladin Derich) wouldn't celebrate such a thing but feel embarrassed.

What else can he do?
He has no actual arguments against the detractors but his big ego keep him from just shutting up so he resorts to being defiant and brazen by throwing petty insults and bragging about how he can successfully scam the paypig plattoon.

If you feel like that, imagine how I feel living in a shit-hole third world country. If I made 300 USD/day like Phil for one year, I'd probably be able to live 5 years without working.

So there's an idea for Phil. Just move to a third world country and become insanely rich.

The disadvantage for Phil would be the much larger concentration of melanin in his neighbors' skin, which he'd hate, but oh well. Gotta make some sacrifices, right?

Phil is barely brave enough to go out shopping once a week,moving to a crime-ridden country like Mexico or Brazil would be a nightmare for him.

 

[AlexiTheTrucker]

It's absurd to me to see people, not just DSP, spend insane amounts of money on what is essentially slop. Doordashing McDonalds, getting some of that Authentic Indian Cuisine @$60++ for two people

For $30 a person you can get yourself some damn fine beef, some butter, a pan and 10 minutes and truly Feast like a King. I get grassfed lamb liver @ $5 a pound, maybe Philliam should try it sometime to get rid of that heinous translucent hue his skin has.

Bonus: if you eat a pound of liver you're goddamn sure not to be hungry for some late night McPigSlop

That would require effort and Dave is not into that. The most effort he puts into anything these days is his sugar sauce. Really give his prestreams a listen. He can't even bother to pretend to be nice to his viewers. He is a condescending prick to all of the people in his chat. He responds to joke questions by being an ass. Why? Playing along with a joke would require effort. The cat wants attention? Can't do it. Let's make up an excuse and spray him in the face. He just wants to be a lazy douche, get paid by his viewers, jack off, and pass out while drinking, tweeting, and watching the WWE network.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

You could also buy those giant bags of asian rice, and cans of beans. IIRC phil loads up freezer with fucking otter pops lol.

Also, there's food banks in Renton. Those places practically give away food.

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You get really good stuff at some of these, when things are slow for me I go to ones that get donations from Trader Joe's or stuff they can't sell because the latest jewish high holiday is over. That purple horseradish is like $8 a jar otherwise.

Plus you can often catch old European people getting into a brawl which is free entertainment. I saw a guy who looked like Mr Ditkovich from the Raimi Spiderman trilogy whaling on another old guy last year. Good times, man.